March 15, 2023 News and Notes

• "Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmm....":  Remember Jakobi Meyers, the guy who deliberately threw a win to the Las Vegas Raiders?  He is now...  a Las Vegas Raider!!!
• "Talk Shit, Get Hit":  A Vermont Christian high school who forfeited a girls' basketball tournament game, rather than face a team with a transgender player has been found in violation of Vermont State law by the Vermont Principals' Association (that state's sanctioning body for high-school sports) and EXPELLED THEREFROM!!  Their remaining dues were refunded and no student from that school can now play high school sports in the state of Vermont!
• Dick Vitale has picked Murderer Miller and the Crimson Tide to win the NCAA men's tournament.
• Speaking of:  There is now an armed guard posted on Miller.  Threats have been posted against him.  If the NCAA or the authorities won't do anything...
• There it is:  Aaron Rodgers has officially stated he wants to be traded to the Jets.
• Ja Morant has checked into a Florida counseling center, after meetings with Adam Silver.  Sounding more and more like the suspension will be the remainder of the season and playoffs, at minimum.
• And I'm wrong before I type it:  NBA insider Adrian Wojarowski says the suspension is eight games, with credit for time served.
• Ezekiel Elliot has been released by the Dallas Cowboys.
• The long-awaited Chapter 11 bankruptcy of Diamond Sports, of the Bally Sports Networks, has been filed.