And just to give another example of how sham-ful (AND shameful) this kind of stuff can be...

Here's another Lance Armstrong ditty for you:

Lance Armstrong got into a hit-and-run accident on December 28, 2014 when he hit two parked cars with his SUV and ran from the scene.

This loving boyfriend and symbol of courage over adversity (as well as a drug cheat, etc.) decides he's going to tell police his girlfriend did it!!

He's been cited for the hit and run -- no word on whether filing a false report or lying to a police officer goes with it.

Way to Livestrong, Lance.  Just remember that when you put on that yellow rubber bracelet.

What a sham.