Friday, February 6, 2015

Fine Blotter: The Super Farce XLIX Edition

About all that you would expect, and exactly the gradient you would expect:
  • Seattle:  Bruce Irvin:  $10,000 for the fight and ejection.
  • Michael Bennett:  $8,268 for the fight.
  • New England:  Rob Gronkowski:  $8,268 for the fight.
  • Michael Hoomanawanui:  $8,268 for the fight.
And the largest fine of the game?  You guessed it!!
  • Seattle:  Doug Baldwin:  $11,025 for taking a shit all over the Super Bowl.  (The excessive celebration penalty, where, if you missed it before NBC cut from it, he used the ball as a metaphor for shitting, not unlike one of the celebrations in Blitz: The League 2.)

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