Day 826

• Water Is Wet, Film At 11.  Vince McMahon is now in the middle of a sexual harassment hush money investigation -- as reports of a $3,000,000 payment to a former paralegal with the company have surfaced today.  A report sourced to the Wall Street Journal has said that McMahon and talent head John Laurinitis have had sexual toys within the company for years and that a number of other women have also received similar considerations...
• Oh gee, what a motherfucking shock!!!  It is an open non-secret that we're heading back to the tits and ass Laurinitis era, when he would actually open fitness and modeling magazines and try to hire women who got his rocks off.
• And, sexual harassment, in a Republican company with one of the biggest Republican CEO owners out there?  Well I NEVER!!!!   
• RUMOR:  Sasha Banks is done with WWE officially as of Wednesday.
• Luis Garcia and Phil Matton of the Houston Astros made baseball history tonight.  Each threw an immaculate inning in a 9-2 win over the Texas Rangers tonight -- making the Astros the first team in history to have two in the same game.
• An immaculate inning is striking out the side on the minimum nine pitches.
• Since 1880, top-level professional baseball has recorded 315 no-hitters.
• There have been only 108 immaculate innings in the same timeframe.
• One night after a pitcher came within one out of a no-hitter, the Dodgers' Tyler Anderson came within two outs of no-hitting the Angels until a Shohei Ohtani triple.
• On the eve of the start Thursday of the 2022 US Open, the USGA says it may be the last such US Open for the LIV Tour golfers.