Day 812

• Can I order two "Today I'm On My Last Nerve, And You're Getting On It" shirts?  Asking for a friend.
• Ames, IA.  At least three shot and killed, shooter down.
  
• The doctor that was targeted in yesterday's Omaha mass shooting was a back specialist who also worked in the NBA.  The shooter was angry his back pain had not subsided.
  
• Boston wins Game 1 of the NBA Finals.  No shock.  I'd be surprised if the Warriors win after the stunt of throwing shit at Charles Barkley and disrupting the TNT program.
• MJF threw a worked-shoot pipebomb last night.  He appeared at Double or Nothing.  He got whitewashed (as all heels that good should -- one of the traits of a great heel is to know when and how to "eat shit" when the time comes).  Then, on Wednesday, with the Turner brass in The Forum for AEW's Los Angeles debut, he threw a promo that basically took all the real-life frustations with Tony Khan and worked them into a promo.  He then was "removed from the roster" today.  Much of the weekend might not have been a work, but I think we're solidly into working now.  MJF was cheered for significant portions of the promo.
  
• He doesn't need to be around for much anyway at the moment.  It's about a month to the joint AEW/New Japan Pro Wrestling (of America) pay per view, Forbidden Door.  Main event:  AEW World Champion CM Punk vs. NJPW "Once in a 100 Years" Ace Hiroshi Tanahashi.  Probably would've been originally scheduled as IWGP World Champion Kazuchka Okada, but.......    
• Okada has announced he and his wife are about to have their first child within the month!
• With a birdie on the 12th and final hole, Aaron Rodgers won The Match in Las Vegas between a team of himself and Tom Brady over Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes 1 up.
• Over 10,000,000 Feeding America meals were donated as a result of fundraising efforts as a result of the TNT-broadcasted event.
• Coco Gauff will face #1 seed and wide favorite Iva Swiatek in the women's final at the French Open on Saturday.  Swiatek has dropped one set in the entire tournament.
• The latest attack on transgender athletes has expanded the attack.  In Ohio, any person whose gender can be questioned, including men who don't act manly enough, can be ordered to get a doctor's note or drop trow if the latest anti-trans bigotry passes in Ohio.  I always thought these Republican swine would want to get girls to drop their pants.  Now I begin to wonder if they'd like to finger them to to "check for a cliortis"...  FUCKING BIGOTED SWINE!   
• Hideki Matsuyama has been tossed from this weekend's Memorial Tournament in Ohio - non-conforming club in his bag.