Day 758

• Well, if there's one blessing of all of that, we won't have to worry about Tiger actually WINNING The Masters...
• Dwayne Haskins was seen as a possible replacement for Captain Fatfuck in Pittsburgh this season.  He's gone at the age of 24 -- taken out by a dump truck near a home of his in Florida while he was walking up the highway.  He was trying to cross I-595 for some reason -- and that's ALWAYS trouble.  Hoo boy...  Was just about to post that I thought the truck driver was at fault...  Now, CTE at 24?  Drugs??
• Second beanbrawl incident so far this season -- this one in Chicago. 
• Luka Doncic can play tomorrow if he wants.  The league rescinded the technical penalty from Friday night's game, which would've meant a 1-game suspension under the Rasheed Rule of 16 T's in a season.
• University of Denver has won the NCAA men's collegiate hockey championships.