Day 755

• Cue the gnashing.  The Lakers are eliminated.  Would NOT be shocked to see LeBron headed elsewhere this year, then waiting to see where his son lands a year or two down from that.  But Russell Westbrook?  Really?  
• Can we please fucking stop with the Tiger jocking for Augusta?  If that guy makes it 36 holes at all, it's a victory.  First tourney in 18 months, but we've got an ESPN cocksucker thinking Tiger will win because he's the GOAT.  One betting site has Tiger +110 to make the cut.  THAT is reasonable.   
• And will you motherfuckers just give me that money if you're going to throw it away so blatantly?  With a charge of bets just this week, Tiger Woods is now the leading golfer, in both bets and money, to be wagered on for The Masters.
• Fan Controlled Football, which already has had Johnny Manziel on it's games, has just added...  Terrell Owens.  Good God, the arenas won't be able to contain the size of their egos!!!!   
• The judge in the DeShaun Watson lawsuit says Watson must disclose how much sex he's tried to have with massage therapists.  That shit gives people who need actual muscle work a bad name -- as someone with a racked back (and who remembers how we, as a family, had to beat and bang Dad back into shape so he could go to work the next day almost every school night!), I speak of it.   
• Tomorrow's Opening Day will bring two new technologies to MLB:  First, when there's a replay review, the umpires will actually verbally, over the PA, give the result.
• Second, pitchers and catchers can use a particular signaling system to do pitches, rather than risk signs being stolen.  It was tested over the course of the last number of months for efficiency.
• Six different attorney generals are about to consider going after the NFL for sexual harassment and similar claims.  When.  Is.  Someone.  Putting.  Football.  Itself.  On.  Trial!!!???   
• And you can probably add professional wrestling to it!  WWE is going to have to crown new NXT tag team champions and somehow eep, oop, and ark their way out of that they had to fire Nash Carter because of a credible claim of domestic abuse by his ex-wife, a professional wrestler herself.
• There are also apparent claims some pro-Nazi statements may have had a role in this.