Opening kickoff of the damn season... One kickoff, one stretcher...

Connecticut vs. Central Florida, first game of the season, opening kickoff.

Received in the end zone, brought out by Keion Dixon of Connecticut, and he's flipped ass over tea-kettle by Aaron Robinson of Central Florida -- eight minutes later, still on the ground, he has to be stretchered off...

What a start.  One play, one stretcher...

(Deadspin, including a video)