Friday, February 10, 2017

If James Dolan had a set of balls, Charles Oakley would be in Riker's Island or Bellevue. Right now.

Of course, he doesn't:  False premise and all that kind of shit.

But two developments today in the bizarre ejection of Charles Oakley from Madison Square Garden two nights ago indicate that if this piece of shit (I don't forget how you tried to railroad the Rockettes to the Trump inauguration, for one!) had a set between his legs, Charles Oakley would be arrested and on his way to either Riker's Island (and probably a secure area of the Anna M. Kross Center) or to Bellevue Hospital if some of Dolan's rantings on the subject had an ounce of credibility or humanity to them!

First, the security chief at Madison Square Garden has been fired by Dolan, who owns the Garden as well as the Knicks and other properties as well.  Deadspin reports Frank Benedetto, hired by Dolan after two decades in the Secret Service, was fired today.

And when you read the situation whenever Oakley enters the building, you wonder how it took this long for everything to go down.  Basically, whenever Oakley enters Madison Square Garden, James Dolan is notified and the head of security watches Oakley personally.

The Knicks have done everything today to distance themselves from Oakley, including a massive report of the arrest which puts Oakley as a raving maniac.  You can read it for yourself at Deadspin here.

Finally, today, James Dolan formally and (though he has tried to say not so, probably) permanently banned Charles Oakley from Madison Square Garden.  (Deadspin)

On top of which, he has stated he believes Oakley has anger management and alcohol issues.

Mr. Dolan, I have some free advice for you, and this is from someone with knowledge, as a high-profile defendant, of the law I am about to quote:

First, you need to come out and publicly state that you believe Charles Oakley wants to kill you and, if given the chance, will do so.  He has probably intimated as such in several interviews.

It is clear, and I can state from personal experience in the state of New York, that your actions surrounding Oakley, both previous to this incident, within this incident, and subsequent, are those of actions you would take against someone who is a threat to you personally.

As such, I would like to quote to you a law of which I was forced to become quite familiar:

New York Penal Code 120.13, .14, and .15 are the three statutes covered in what is called "Menacing" in the state of New York.

120.15's summary on the linked page reads as follows:

A person is guilty of menacing in the third degree when, by physical
menace, he or she intentionally places or attempts to place another
person in fear of death, imminent serious physical injury or physical
injury.

Note, in this clause, no second or "course of conduct" is necessary.  One action is sufficient to arrest for third-degree, a 90-day misdemeanor.

Second-degree, 120.14, adds some more complication.

To the baseline is added one or more of the following:
  • Displaying a weapon
  • Adding the stalking parameters to the menacing (the "course of conduct" parameter)
  • or violates a stay-away order after a third-degree conviction.
This is a one-year misdemeanor.

It would appear, by your conduct, Mr. Dolan, that Oakley would qualify under the "course of conduct".

120.13 requires a repeat offense, or a menacing offense against a police officer, in the last ten years.  That's a felony, punishable by a state prison sentence of between 16 and 48 months.

Mr. Dolan, if you had a set between your legs and the contempt you appear to have for anyone but yourself, you'd have Charles Oakley charged with a violation of New York Penal Code 120.14, for a course of conduct placing you in enough danger that you are personally notified as to Oakley's whereabouts anytime he enters Madison Square Garden.

So where's your nuts, big boy?

MLB: He's... NOT!!!

(Thank you to my anonymous friend and baseball historian for a correction on the ownership situation on the Marlins in 1997.)

The World Baseball Classic is about to convene, and pitchers and catchers are about to report elsewhere.

The Major League Baseball season, largely seen in predictions as a coronation for the Cubs to go back-to-back (popular opponent is Boston), may have just hit two serious roadblocks in the ownership ranks.

First, however, let us pay our respects.  Mike Ilitch, seen as a savior of sports in downtown Detroit as he was also the creator of the Little Caesar's pizza franchise, while keeping the Red Wings and Tigers downtown while the Lions fled to Pontiac and the Pistons to Auburn Hills (though Ford Field is now back downtown and the Pistons go into the Red Wings' downtown arena next year), died today at age 87.

Our sympathy to his family, and to all the Detroit people who were touched by his passion to keep sports alive in Detroit.  It will be interesting to see what happens going forward, but I would hope the team stays in the Ilitch family to continue stability for a city which badly needs it.

That pales in comparison to the other ownership story.

Do you want the good news or the bad news first??

I'll give you the good news.

Jeffrey Loria is finally selling the Marlins.

This virus on baseball killed baseball in Montreal, just when it seemed like it might be a nice parallel to the Toronto Blue Jays.  Then, he proceeded to win a World Series title (2003), then sell the players off (even the cheap bastard he was in 2003) and basically bilk the city of Miami into building a stadium.

Perhaps the nadir of his ineptitude was when Muhammad Ali came out on the first night of the new stadium -- ESPN Sunday night game -- and had to have the announcer plead for an "ALI!" chant.

Jeffrey.  Fucking.  Loria.

Selling price?  $1.6 BILLION.  For a nothing team with no fanbase because Loria has killed the team time and time again.

And that's the GOOD NEWS!!!

Here's the bad news:  The proposed new ownership group has ties to President GrabHerInThePussy.

Yep, the Oompa-Loompa in Chief is believed to be the father-in-law of one of the main players in the purchase:  Charles Kushner, New York real-estate mogul, multiple sources are indicating -- this one from Mike Oz at Yahoo! Sports' Big League Stew blog.

Father to Jared Kushner, who is married to Ivanka and a senior advisor in the Trump White House.

ARE

YOU

FUCKING

KIDDING

ME????

Wow.  Just...  Wow...

One impediment would be a 2005 conviction of Charles for illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.  (HEY!  He fits in perfect with the Orange Monster in Washington.)

There is thought, though, he could aid Jared and his other son Joshua in purchasing the team.  Right now, though there does not appear to be more direct involvement, word is that if the Kushners are looking into the Marlins, it's Joshua who's doing the current heavy lifting.


Two e-sports stories this Friday....

One, good...  The other?  More endemic to this blog.
  • First, the good one.  The NBA will partner to create a professional NBA 2K17 e-sports league.
Especially as the NBA is trying to clean up their image, I can see why this is a good thing.

One caveat, as my anonymous friend pointed out:  There is so much corruption in e-sports right now, any involvement may be a bad idea.  We'll have to see.

And what might bring all that about?  Try this League of Legends story:
  • The Oceanic Professional League Challenger Series, the second-tier League of Legends competition in Australia, New Zealand, and associated areas, has been rocked by a scandal.
Quite a number of the players on the top rosters of this league have been banned from the game.  There are eight teams in the OPL.  Each team in a League of Legends game has five players.

Sixteen players in this second-tier Oceanic league (in which two teams are promoted to the Oceanic Professional League, the top tier) have been banned in a massive Competitive Ruling, three of which for toxicity.  Three more were penalized for sharing accounts.  Ten others, in a more disturbing development, were banned due to involvement in a process called "Boosting".

This, a year or two after the OPL had to become the first league in top-level play to expel a team outright for a number of suspensions.

"Boosting" is a process where a lesser player pays a player of more skill to advance their character.  It is, effectively, "power-leveling" through RMT (Real Money Trading) in the game, and is illegal on both sides of the equation.

Originally reported in Kotaku, they note that the standard Challenger Series salary for a "split" is only $6,000.

Banned for Weeks 2 and 3 of the season for in-game behavioral issues:
  • Dmitry Botov of Team Noxide
  • Milos Mladenovic of Team Regicide
  • Andrew Licata of Outlaws
Now you go to Account Sharing.  Week 2 and 3 bans for:
  • Jordan Middleton of Tainted Minds Blue
  • Kevin Su of Team Regicide
  • Alex Nang of Team Regicide
Wait, didn't this very league throw out a team from the top tier for accumulated suspensions?  This would be the same three Rich Gang got to get the bounce-out.

And now the Boosting bans:
  • From Outlaws:  Morgan Khuu, rest of the year.  (Technically, the "2017 Competitive Season", which wraps with the World Championships in China -- expanded to 24 teams and a two-phase format)
  • From Legacy Genesis:  Kalvik Raajendran and Cameron Douglas, both for this split only.
  • From Team Regicide:  Adem Tontu for this split, Jaeung Han for the rest of the year.
Wait, this means that the ENTIRE Team Regicide team has been banned for at least two weeks?  Should see what happens down the way here.
  • SIN Academy gets three:  Ryan Gibbons, Ari Greene-Young, and Daniel Ealam, all for this split only.
  • From Corvidae:  Oren Hipwell, this split only.
  • And from Tainted Minds Blue:  Luke Duske, rest of the year.
There are supposedly 8 teams in this ladder.  By my math, only Team Alpha Sydney escaped suspensions.
  • Team Noxide got one two-week suspension.
  • Outlaws got one two-week suspension, one for the rest of the year.
  • Legacy Genesis got two one-split suspensions.
  • Team Regicide had it's entire team suspended, three for two weeks, one for one split, one for the year.
  • SIN Academy drew three one-split suspensions.
  • Corvidae drew a single one-split suspension.
  • Tainted Minds Blue:  One two-week ban, one for the year.
Well, it's obvious that there need to be major remedies at this level.

Two franchises are being worked with to allow them to continue, but there's no way, in my mind, at minimum, that SIN Academy or Team Regicide should not be immediately expelled from the Challenger Series.

In fact, the review basically indicates, to me, no advancement to the OPL should be made for the second split.  Also, no demotion from the OPL.

I think it is now clear that there are even more severe problems with the OPL than the expulsion of Rich Gang would seem to indicate.

And this comes at the worst time for Riot Games for a region like Oceania.  Starting this season, they are giving the "International Wild Card" lesser regions a more direct path to influence the seedings of the World Championships in the Midseason Invitational and a direct spot in a new first phase of a now two-phase system for the World Championships themselves.

That said, this is not good news.

My remedy:  End the first split now.  Throw out all of the teams except for Alpha Sydney.  Ban Sin Academy and Team Regicide for the balance of the year.  The other five teams join the top nine teams in the Oceanic Open Ladder to determine the other seven spots for a new Challenger Series starting after the Midseason Invitational.

No advancement to or demotion from the OPL itself until after the World Championships, and a full review of the entire situation.

But they did continue. One thing I am continually sickened by is Riot Games' inability to properly police their game, in the name of money and the show having to go on -- at all cost.
  • Tainted Minds Blue was forced to forfeit their first match (unknown as to whether it was due to the rulings).  Alpha Sydney, seen as a NOTHING team (and was the only team to escape bans) defeated them in about 36 minutes in a complete rout.
  • SIN Academy was allowed to continue.  And they drew Team Regicide.  HOW THE FUCK DID THIS MATCH TAKE PLACE???  SERIOUSLY!  SIN Academy were forced to forfeit they ban phase for this game -- each team can remove five champions from the selection pool, and SIN Academy was not allowed to take part in this process due to not fielding their substitutions for the banned players in time.  Regicide won in fairly quick fashion.
  • Outlaws defeated Corvidae.
  • Team Noxide defeated Legacy Genesis.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

As a person who believes every one of these has a story, good on Jordan Spieth.

I was about to begin railing on Jordan Spieth when I saw a headline on ESPN about him railing against autograph seekers.  I am very glad I clicked and read the accompanying article.

What he's railing against is one of the pariahs of fanhood:  Professional autograph seekers who take and sell them on eBay. 

From back in the day when I used to have a (personally-collected) autograph collection, I had two things to say about them:

One, they would never be sold for any price.

Two, every one of them has a story behind them.

As such, I find the professional autograph seeker an insult -- effectively at least the same level, if not worse, than the "ballhawk" like that guy from either last year or two years ago.

So thank you Jordan Spieth.  Those professional autograph seekers ruin the process for the rest of us.

Spieth is playing in the Pebble Beach tournament this weekend and had just completed a practice round.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

At least one potentially major NBA story may be brewing here...

At least one WILL BE and another MIGHT BE...

Starting with the MIGHT:

Steph Curry hates Donald Trump.

After the CEO of Under Armour (which has had a not-so-good last several days) called Trump a (backtracked to business) asset to the country, Steph Curry wants to remove the "et".

He's right!  :)

But Curry's comment will be a footnote tonight to "As the Dolans Turn".

As of right now, we do not know what exactly has happened, but Charles Oakley has been thrown under the bus by the New York Knicks PR Department (according to Deadspin) after Oakley was arrested in Madison Square Garden for going after somebody.

Deadspin currently (as of the time of writing) believes one or more fans may have been involved, but this throwing-under-the-bus by the Knicks PR Department indicates that Oakley's hatred of James Dolan plus his hatred of how much Dolan has turned the Knicks into a joke has probably boiled over with an attack on the owner.

Why do I say this?  Here's the statement from the Knicks:
That is not a comment one makes as a team or a PR organization for someone who simply goes after a fan.  I believe it's clear something happened here that probably involves James Dolan.  If I'm wrong (and I do understand that it is highly inappropriate to go after a fan), then so be it.

Oakley has said he'd poison Dolan if he ever were given the chance to make him dinner.

This is going to be a mess.  Stay tuned.

Oakley will be charged with three counts of assault after being escorted out by a ton of MSG security.

To give you an idea of how stupid things have gotten the last 6 1/2 years...

A little statistical analysis of my first 2,000 posts:
  • Post #1:  October 7, 2010
  • Post #100 wasn't until September 22, 2011.  I had only posted 33 posts from January to July of 2011.  It picked up in the football season, and Post #100 was the Fine Blotter for Week 2 of the 2011 NFL season.
  • Post #200 didn't even need the end of that NFL season, though this one was about a high school basketball fight and another player getting tossed for taunting.  December 27, 2011.
  • 170 posts in 2011.
  • 239 in 2012.  That totaled 445 posts in 2010-2012.
  • Post #500:  Came in what was known as a dead zone in Super Fraud -- the NFL offseason has been a bit of a down time many years, and 2013 was no exception.  After 45 posts, probably largely surrounding the playoffs and Super Farce LXVII, Post #500 was not the post I actually listed as #500, at least by my current count.  I did a "Post #500" on a case study of former NBA corrupt official Ed Rush, then working for the Pac-12.  By current count, my actual Post #500 was my comments on the Boston Marathon Massacre on April 16, 2013.
  • 256 posts in 2013, 701 total.
  • Post #750:  My Round 1 study of the 2014 NBA playoffs.  A work in progress throughout that first round in April of 2014, largely studying freethrow differential.
  • To show how crazy things got in 2014 with the NFL, Post #1,000 didn't even take til the end of 2014:  The Fine Blotter for Week 13 of the 2014 NFL season, December 4, 2014.  I did, also, a "1,000th Post" that, probably due to either miscounting or something, the same day, largely a similar retrospective to my 2.000th post you just saw.
  • 323 posts in 2014.
  • But that would be dwarfed by my record year of 2015:  FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY posts that year.
  • 77 of them in January (Leading to Thugs vs. Cheaters), 100 of them in September (Ray Rice/Adrian Peterson/etc.) and 96 in October.
  • Post #1,250:  The Kimbo Slice/Ken Shamrock SHAM, posted June 22, 2015 -- neither video linked exists.
  • Largely because of Rice, Peterson, et. al., Post #1,500 only took until October 24 of that same year:  A death of a high-school football player in the Chicago area that weekend.
  • And post #1,750 was the (then to-date) offseason NFL suspension blotter, mostly for drugs, for the 2016 offseason, posted July 27, 2016.
So, for each 250:
  • 1-200 took 14 1/2 months.  1-250 was actually May 3, 2012 ( a retraction of an earlier report that Junior Seau appeared in a game with the Bountygate Saints), so that was a year and almost eight months.
  • 251-500 took 11 1/2 months
  • 501-750 took basically a year.
  • 751-1000 took just about 7 1/2 months.
  • 1001-1250 took 6 1/2 months.
  • 1251-1500 took only four months and two days.
  • 1501-1750 took about nine months.
  • 1751-2000 took about 6 1/2 months.

Mr. Adamle, as a professional wrestling fan: I am sorry.

Mention Mike Adamle to most professional wrestling fans, especially WWE in the late 2000's, and you'll get laughs, at least before today.

Mike Adamle was brought in to give some real-world name recognition to the product.  He was an announcer and was placed into the character of General Manager of Monday Night RAW.

To say it went badly is one of the largest understatements in professional wrestling.

He didn't follow the action, botched names, just looked like he didn't know what he was doing or, often, where he even was.

They played it into an angle to at least get something out of Adamle, but what we know today changes all of this.

We all know Mike Adamle as an announcer -- standard sports announcer for many years, the original host of American Gladiators (the first version), etc.

What most of us probably didn't know is, before this, Mike Adamle played football.  He played at Northwestern and actually was in the NFL with three different teams in six NFL seasons as a running back (Kansas City, the Jets, and Chicago -- thank you Pro Football Reference).

He's got dementia, epilepsy, seizures, and CTE, by his own admission.  Interview with Chicago NBC 5 News today -- the SB Nation pro wrestling blog Cageside Seats picked it up.

All the telltale signs:  Memory loss, mood swings, rage, seizures, etc. and so forth.  Has been seeing the conditions worsen for two decades now, which would allow it to fall well within the WWE tenure that most of us probably had a good laugh or two at Adamle's expense.

Mr. Adamle, I am sorry.  As a pro wrestling fan, I was almost assuredly one of them.  Now we know why it all happened.

It was football.  Again.