Statistic of the Week, from Jake the... AWAKE???

(OK, you're probably still an asshole, but...)

One of Jake's Points of Emphasis is the old song he likes to do, "Return of the Doink", a personal remake of the old hit "Return of the Mack" to highlight the number of balls that hit uprights, especially when it happens inexplicably.

The statistic?  We have had EIGHT upright shots in the first two weeks.

Let.  That.  Process.