Day 784 -- Cinco De Drunko for any non-Mexicans...

• Discipline is in for the latest NBA debacle:  Dillon Brooks gets a one-game suspension for putting Gary Payton II on the shelf for a month...  Which he'll gladly take, as will the Suns or any other future Warriors opponents, as their chances of winning the title just went up.    
• And Draymond Green is 25 grand lighter for his Les Fingers du Middle exhibition against the fans in Memphis.
  
• Memphis won 116-111 and the series is tied heading to California.
• Andre Iguadola is also out for the Warriors for the rest of the series.  This is how you beat the Warriors -- through the injury reports.  Has been the case the last four seasons.
  
• Jerry Jones got in a minor accident yesterday.  Minor injury, precautionary trip to hospital -- in short, the news coverage is probably scarier than what happened.
• Cynthia Cooper-Dyke, abusive conduct against players allegations at at least three colleges at which she has coached.  At least one player, lesbian sexual harassment...  Another said her words were like speaking to "prisoners in jail"...  That makes sense.  After all, dehumanizing athletes is a common ploy of coaches to get them down to primal animal instinct on the courts and fields.  (Regardless of race...)    
• The biographer for Phil Mickelson has noted that, by his discussions, it appears that, at one point, Mickelson blew $40,000,000 in gambling losses.
• Sergio Garcia appears ready to bolt for the alternate Tour -- his latest frustration, a lost-ball ruling at the Wells Fargo during a 3-under 67.  He's 4 back heading to Round 2.
  
• Tom Brady is at least jokingly admitting the Tuck Rule was a fumble (or at least may have been).
• Marco Baldelli, manager of the Twins, COVID-positive. 
• The Cincinnati Reds are now 3-22 after being swept by the Brewers this week.
• It appears the Chappelle attack was either staged, or it was a "enemy of my enemy" -- TYT reports tonight...  the attacker was MAGA...
• We could have a "viral attack" situation on it too...  Complex is reporting the attacker is a wannabe rapper who actually made a rap about Chappelle!  Hoo boy...