Suspension Blotter and Commentaries, 7/21/17

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY "PACMAN" JONES IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING LEAGUE?

• Cincinnati Bengals:  Adam "Pacman" Jones, 1 game, fight in a bar.

Hey, @NFLCommish, care to tell me how this piss-ant @REALPACMAN24 is still in your league if you give one fucking shit about player conduct?

— Michael Falkner (@darkstar7646) July 21, 2017

And yes, I made sure to tag Jones' Twitter address, so if he's got any problems with me calling him a piss-ant...

•  2006:  Suspended by the Titans for one game for spitting in the face of a female nightclub employee.
• April 10, 2007:  After the PR nightmare of what the league was becoming even then, the NFL suspended Jones a full season, the first time a player had been banned for off-field conduct since the Paul Hornung and others incidents.
• October 8, 2008:  Altercation with his bodyguard, six games.

This is his fourth NFL suspension, over 10 years since the league basically said he MIGHT get one more shot.

GET THIS FUCKER OUT OF THE FUCKING LEAGUE!!!

And speaking of situations that it's clear the NFL doesn't care about...

• We now have an EIGHTH Dallas Cowboy facing suspension from the league at some point in the forseeable future.

Evans and Irving, 4 games for drugs.
Gregory, at least a year for strike three.
McClain, life ban for strike four.

Elliot, who, at this point could easily justifiably be suspended for a year across three branches of player conduct policies (drugs for the marijuana dispensary visit, domestic violence, and straight conduct)...

Wilson for basically going all road and gun rage at a Dallas July 4, 2017 event.

Caroll for DWI...

That I all mentioned beforehand, and then comes this across the bow...

Jourdan Lewis is going to trial next week for misdemeanor domestic violence, from an incident in March.  (After the combine, before the Draft, interesting to see if the league will discipline it.)

DA...  ROYAL...  FUCK???

I mean, did Jerry Jones pick up every "North Dallas Forty" out-of-control drug. etc. case and want to take the Leon Lett Drugboys championships from the 90's and make them even more obvious????

I will not get in an argument with saying there are 32 teams of thugs.  You're right.

This is taking that model and bringing it out in the open.  Pacman was also a Cowboy as well!

Oh, and while we are at it, add another team to the list of multiple drug offenders:

• Green Bay Packers:  Geronimo Allison gets one game, possession of marijuana.

Allison becomes the fifth Packer to be suspended (with Letroy Guion and Mike Pennel getting nailed twice each) since the 2015 offseason.  The Packers are now under multiple suspensions for the third consecutive training camp.

That, and the mounting Clay Matthews fine blotter, makes one have to wonder if the Packers are really a good alternate choice for even job-boy in the NFC right now...