After two years off, it's time for a 2025-26 NFL Predictions Post

First off, a couple of things:

 

1) The NFL got caught red-handed for Super Bowl Week last year.

 

The NFL had to openly address the rigging of games on Super Bowl Week -- and it was, thence, no coincidence at all that the Eagles won one of the worst (and most lop-sided) Super Bowls in recent memory.

 

What basically became clear was the NFL got nailed for the last couple of years being so blatantly rigged for the Chiefs.  And, especially with last week's news of the Swift-Kelce engagement, only that the NFL got called on it's blatant pimping of the Chiefs to their faces finally got them to back off -- and the game which resulted showed that the Chiefs had no business in that Super Bowl in the first place.

 

And then there's Pigfucker and all that...  One of the reasons I am genuinely surprised the engagement took place.  Kelce, apparently, had little problem bending the knee upon command, which made me surprised that the wedding is still on.  Especially true with Swift showing her pussy...  (CAT), in telling the world she opposed the Pigfucker.

 

2) I have made no secret that ESPN has made itself to get into the business of college football -- and they may finally be willing to consummate the whole Penn State debacle into a national title this year...

 

... but that's not this post.

 

Whatever the result, I do get the idea there will be even more games than some years to pump money into the ESPN-NFL semi-merger.  This means more Cliffhangers and more games relevant late in the season.

 

I'd wager money I don't have that there could be more games decided late in the fourth quarter (you know, at least for the early games, that "Witching Hour" where the NFL rigs losses into wins and wins into losses...)...

 

Gets banned from Baked again...

Oops.  

On to the picks...

AFC: 

East:  The real question, to me, in the East is whether they can keep Tua on his feet the entire year.  Especially given the marriage back into college football, I could easily see them picking Tua and the Dolphins, if but only if they can keep him afloat.  I know everybody thinking about Buffalo, but you can't (which see Green Bay) keep only at some level for so long and not have people wondering.

Miami if Tua stays afloat, Buffalo if not.

North:  So that's where COVIDIOT-whatever his number is going to be this year landed.  And no, I can't blame the disgust of Urinating Tree -- not only for being such a self-centered idiot, but a supporter of Pigfucker and RFK Jr. as well.  This will probably be the most-pimped run of the year, with Rodgers and Lamar both in the same division.

Obviously, Rodgers won't be around long, but I do think Lamar takes it.

Ravens if Lamar can last the season, Pittsburgh if not.

South:  The two South divisions are just open jokes.

Race to 9.  Wins. Whoever gets there first, gets the division.  Jacksonville?

West:  Kansas City.  NEXT!! 

Wildcards, assuming health:  Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati.

Over-under on Shedeur Frauders seeing the field:  Week 8.

NFC:

East:   All I know is that it won't be Dallas after they threw in the towel with the Micah Parsons dump.

Washington for the Pigfucker, the defending champs in Philly have to be a factor, and the Giants are just a joke.

Go with Philly with enough Tush Pushes to get there.

North:  Could, again, be the best division in football this year. But be careful of being a fan of the Packers or Lions.  Lions probably have the slight edge because, if the NFL "lets go" and lets the best team win, it's not in Green Bay.

Even with Parsons on the Packers, it's in Detroit.

South:  Tampa by default.

West:   Much of the NFC is a stinkeroo except for the North and East, when you look at it.

Probably the Rams by default.

Super Bowl:  I, too, like ESPN's one guy posted today, kinda like the Lions (best and best coached) vs. the Ravens (with Lamar), but serious looks have to be given to Washington (Trump) and Green Bay (rural, hence Trump) with Kansas City (The American Royal Wedding) in the AFC.

So Lions vs. Ravens.