Tonight is a night why I will never be Commissioner of the NFL...

Because here are the beginnings of my penalties for this:

• Cleveland Head Coach Freddie Kitchens is banned from the NFL for the rest of the season for the creation of a culture of anti-player-safety actions in the Browns.
• The Browns forfeit this game and the next two.
• Any further incidents of this level will end their season.
• Myles Garrett is thrown out of the NFL completely.  He can apply for reinstatement March 1, 2021.
• Larry Ogunjobi is suspended two additional games for his involvement.
• Damarious Randall is suspended one game for his helmet hit that got him tossed.
• Maurkice Pouncey is suspended two games for his involvement, including kicking Garrett in the head.
• Mason Rudolph is suspended two games for his actions in aiding in instigating the fight.
• In addition to all other fines and penalties under the Club Remittance Policy, the Browns are fined one million dollars and lose a high-level 2020 draft pick, to be later determined.
• (Edit to add later:  No, that'd have to be at least a first-rounder.)