Four assholes who definitely need to shut the fuck up. NOW!!!

What is it about pieces of shit who can't keep their mouths shut?

• TO wants his own Hall of Fame ceremony, and isn't coming to Canton.

Well, his career was always about him in the first place, so is this any real surprise??

• And two right-wingers covering the US Open on FOX have given up on the golf now that Corporate Tin Balls (Tiger) is out of the tournament... (Screengrabber)

This was ACTUALLY SAID during Friday's coverage, according to "Irvine", who sent this to Gizmodo Media:

“That’s my ex.”
“Yeah, she’s hot.”
“That’s when I—I was fucking her so hard and I headbutted her in the head and I smacked that bitch [something]. We went and kinda got in the [muppets?] position and she sat up.”

Really?

Seriously???

But those two pale in comparison to someone who needs to be shut up FORCIBLY...  (hat-tip to my anonymous friend)

• LaVar Ball, talking about his wife who had a stroke.  (Yahoo!)

Interview with the Washington Post:

"In his suite on this afternoon, during an interview he insists is recorded, LaVar sidesteps questions that would humanize him and offsets the occasional tender moment about his wife — “As long as she can smile, give a kiss and a hug,” he says, “I’m good” — with striking displays of cruelty — “That’s probably why she had the stroke, so she can be quiet for a minute.”"

This fucker is going to kill somebody if he's not run out of the goddamn sports world and media.

Period.