- Probably the most culturally-significant one is how Bill Cosby has finally admitted to being a rapist fraud of the first fucking order, obtaining drugs to rape women -- the only question is how many, not how he got away with it so long in celebrity-obsessed Rape Culture America.
- Darwin Award Winner #1: Texas, 28 year-old idiot who we wonder how he survived about age five. Told not to jump into the water, told the person "Fuck that alligator." Alligator heard him and ate him. Dead.
- Darwin Award Winner #2: Maine, former Disney World employee, played Gaston (well, no one who watched Beauty and the Beast anywhere can accuse Gaston of having an operational brain cell). 22 years old, and he decides, after drinking, to fire a firework off his head. He's dead too.
- Darwin Award Winner #3: Billings, Montana: Firing fireworks off a canister on his hip, guy looks down to see why one didn't go off... It did, he's dead too.
- Near-Darwin Award Winner, Sports Edition: New York Giants Jason Pierre-Paul bought a U-Haul truck full of fireworks... and now his hand is burned and has probable nerve damage as a result of his idiocy.
The truth is not what actually happened. It's what you can ENFORCE happened. It's ALL enforcement.
Monday, July 6, 2015
And I see the weekend has provided us more examples of why America falls for it's sports stupidity...
As fireworks are continued to be shot off, we get example after example of how stupid Americans are, from this weekend...
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