And some other things Louis Freeh will send under the radar:

• We do have a match-fixing probe in the EPL, sorta...  In many European betting parlors and online sites, you can wager on who will have more corner-kicks, fouls, penalties, who will get the first throw-in, etc. and so forth, on almost every match imaginable.  Well, this has led to "spot-fixing", where players within the matches will pre-determine such results -- and that's exactly what has been alleged by a 10-year EPL veteran, Claus Lundekvam.  FIFA is investigating.  (*snork*)
• If I hear one more person talk about that it's ridiculous that I discuss the possibility that Penn State should be shut down completely, I now have a counterbalance.  John Infante has done some research and basically has concluded that if Penn State University is not shut down for all this (by no less than the Department of Education for violations which would result in the loss of ALL Federal financial aid for the students), then Penn State is officially Too Big To Fail.