Sunday, October 30, 2011

If you want a good reason as to how screwed we are as a football society...

I submit to you two of the coaches involved in that Florida referee attack from September.

Sarasota County, Florida, like many counties, has an online ability to check court records.

Lookie what I found on one of the coaches, a Timothy Howard:

In August 5, 1999, he pled no contest to two felonies: Cocaine possession with intent to sell or distribute, and possession of a controlled substance.

He was sentenced to consecutive one-year terms.

How is this guy, who appears, previous to this, to have fourteen different filings with the court (including resisting arrest, failure to obey police, numerous probation violations, and perhaps another year in jail for an additional drug charge), allowed anywhere near kids in this kind of a setting?

And that's nothing compared to what I came up with on Antonio Bradley, another of the three coaches involved:
  • 2004 Marijuana sale within 1000 ft of a church: 2nd degree felony.
  • 2004, four months later: Discharging an airgun in city limits
  • 2005, smuggling contraband into a detention facility
  • 2006, sale of cocaine, another felony.
  • 2006, destruction of evidence, another felony.
  • 2007, suspended license, small marijuana possession, etc. (This three years after a conviction which could've drawn 15 years in the state pen!)
These two both face trial for the referee attack in April, 2012.

This sounds to me as if it's at least one of the guys who's been dabbling in the gambling on these kids.

HOW IN THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FOOTBALL WITH THIS KIND OF IDIOCY AROUND?

More football riot news...

Yet more examples of why we need get the Neanderthals out of football, even if that means getting the football out of football:
Mr. Goodell, this starts with you. How many more before we get shots fired at games?

And yet MORE on the Georgia football riot...

Atlanta Journal Constitution:

It has now been reported by the Warren County school attorney that Hancock County assistant football coach Marleau Blount sent several "vulgar and threatening messages" to players on the Warren County football team.

Here's the kicker: Until August of this year, when he resigned, Blount was the head football coach at Warren County!!!

This is taking an institutional attack to unheard-of and obscene levels, if any of this is true. This almost assures that the attack went all the way through the football team (and the order may have come from Blount, if not the entire coaching staff at Hancock County!)

This is the text of one of the messages purported to have been sent by Blount:

"Better stay yo stupid [expletive] in [Warren County] B4 som1 get really hurt."

You better fucking pray that this is not true, on so many levels...

This is purportedly a special-ed teacher who volunteers (for no pay) as an assistant football coach.

If this is Blount with that kind of message, this takes my concerns to an entirely new level.

This (cleaned up for some degree of grammar) was a text that the attorney states Blount sent after the fight:

"How th[e] [expletive] I kno[w] about yall bull[expletive]. Yu started this [expletive] last week. Remember yu started this."

(referring to the incident at the third school mentioned earlier, where Warren County players openly went on the field and celebrated with the third school when that school defeated Hancock County)

Also in the AJC:

A community forum will be held to try to prevent this from happening again in Hancock County.

Here's about the only thing I think can prevent this from going nuclear:
  1. No more sporting teams, of any kind, at Hancock County Schools until the students and the staff can establish they have an ounce of maturity between them.
  2. A community-wide investigation into what's been going on in the two counties, before somebody starts a true war down there.
That's it. Nothing short of this will suffice. Death Penalty the sports programs at Hancock and get to the bottom of this entire situation before someone does what I probably would've done if I were a Warren County parent of a player:

I'd probably have grabbed a gun...

Week 8 Score Report

Another week that Vegas has called on the NFL to keep the scores down.

2011 Monday-nighter pending...

2004: 48.64
2009: 46.46
2006: 45.79
2008: 43.57
2002: 42.00 even
2011: 41.97
2005: 41.86
2010: 41.69
2001: 4007
2003: 38.64
2007: 36.07

The 8-week averages:

2011: 44.63
2002: 44.57
2008: 44.41
2009: 43.15
2010: 43.07
2007: 42.08
2003: 41.80
2006: 41.47
2005: 41.45
2004: 41.40
2001: 40.35

Look at 2003-2007: all within about 2/3 of a point per game...

B$C$: We now have our answer for keeping Boise and Houston out...

It's Stanford and the Heisman winner/#1 Draft Pick.

And here's the kicker, the game may have been rigged to ensure overtime.

34-34, time running out, USC with the ball and the last chance to win it.

Here's what ABC showed...

Remember, this week, Kansas State and Clemson both lost, leaving the number of undefeated "Big Six" teams at 4. Two of them will play (in, because of the door being slammed on the other two FBS undefeateds, will almost certainly be The Real BCS National Championship Game) next week, LSU at Alabama.

The third is Oklahoma State, a near-unanimous #1 in the computers, by some weird mechanism.

The fourth is Stanford, who was losing most of the night in Los Angeles to the ineligible University of Spoiled Cheats.

Until Luck and his boys got the game to 34-34, and then the above happened.

By college rules, the player does not have to be touched down to be down, and the referee signals (without seeing the clock) that he had touched down out of bounds to ensure what probably would've been about a 50-yard field goal to win the game.

The call on the field was that time had expired, but go to 0:18 in the clip. He's DOWN. College rules, the play is over. ONE SECOND REMAINS ON THE CLOCK.

It appears as if two calls have to be made:

1) Did he get out of bounds?

So if the official is signalling "time out", the only call possible is that the player did achieve out of bounds. (Though the "yellow line" is unofficial, it's far enough away from it that we can conclude that there was no way the USC player achieved the first down. Even then, there would've been essentially no chance to snap the ball had he and the ball been in bounds, even had they gotten the first down.)

Another angle (second clip below, after the Stanford touchdown) makes it very hard to believe he actually got out of bounds, but that's the only way he could've signalled it.

2) Did time expire?

Clearly, at 0:18 in the clip, you see he was down. The play is over. (Cross-reference the 2009 Nebraska-Texas Big XII title game to ensure Texas got in the BCS title match!) If the official signals "time out", then the official is stating that the player did achieve out of bounds, and there clearly is one second remaining on the clock in the clip that the booth was reviewing.

If the call was that he was in-bounds, then there should've been no signal of "time out", as the clock would've continued to run (and run out) at that point.

Boise, you're getting screwed again.

Houston, welcome to the screwjob.

BOHICA, boys!

On edit: Here's another one...

Watch this clip at about 0:38. 2:21 to go in the game, Stanford down 7, 3rd and 6 at their own 40. They need a touchdown.

Luck throws incomplete, but the receiver is abjectly levelled with a high (and clearly illegal) hit.

Either the player knew he was going to be flagged and was following the script, or that was a terrible call. Either way, welcome to the showbiz manipulations, as Brian Tuohy puts it.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Got a rather pointed message which plays back to another week 7 game that Brian thinks was fixed...

Back to the NFL as we now watch St. Louis' inevitable coronation as World Champions of Baseball.

Got a rather pointed missive to a YouTube comment I made associated with the Brandon Ayanbadejo ejection on Monday Night Football.

Apparently, the NFL has now "admitted" it was in error when they ejected Ayanbadejo, and he will not be fined, even though the replay clearly shows he threw a punch at the Jacksonville player.

The article notes the ejection itself usually carries a $50,000 fine, which was what I thought Ayanbadejo would get as a two-time loser -- so one has to wonder if the fine could've approached six figures...

But the NFL, with Commissioner Limpdick, chickens out.

Look, I know the "true believers" (especially Raven fans) who prostrate themselves to the league are enablers to this kind of malarkey. I don't need the fucking Commissioner to do the same.

Either have an interest in cleaning up the game or don't - but this half-way bullshit has to stop!

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If the NFL erred in ejecting any player, the next question has to be whether the NFL manipulated or rigged the outcome, either through the officiating or other means.

Let's make no secret about this: Vegas is losing their shirts this season on collegiate and professional football. I've talked about the over-under most weeks on this blog, and the complete lack of good teams (save about two or three on each level) is exacerbating this problem.

Gamblers have been able to correctly key in to certain teams (almost certainly the Packers, LSU, Alabama, and a couple of others), and then the run of the Cardinals to the World Series Championship (which will net one bettor $375,000 on $500 bet: $125,000 when the Cardinals won the NLCS, and another $250,000 for when the same bettor placed $250 at full 999-1 odds that the Cardinals would win the World Series!)...

Brian Tuohy posted this Monday night, and I now fall in full agreement: Vegas is pleading with the NFL to fix the games to line Vegas' pockets. Vegas is getting hit left, right, and up the center (in ways I've already discussed and almost certainly others!), and they are trying to get their money back - any way they can!

If you still believe the games to be legitimate, you are not paying attention.

Are we seeing a rigged World Series?

I'm asserting it's a real possibility now after this scoreline and a re-examination of last night.

This was the fifth inning, within which the Cards took a 3-2 lead and made it a 5-2 lead:

Feldman has just come in to relieve Harrison here.

Theriot grounds out. 1 out.
Craig walks.
Pujols is hit by a pitch.
Berkman sacrifices the runners to 2nd and 3rd. 2 out.
Freese gets the intentional walk.
Molina walks in a run for 4-2.
Wilson relieves Feldman, and PLUNKS Furcal to force in a second run.

2 runs, NO HITS, 3 walks, 2 HBP.

The game is now 5-2 in the bottom of the 7th, and I do not anticipate Texas coming back.

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So why is this beyond just bad pitching and that I'm questioning whether it's a rigged World Series?

Let's go back to last night and these clips from MLB.com:
Link
David Freese, ninth inning
: Down two runs, and one strike from victory, the pitcher serves up an absolute down-the-middle meat-ball -- on 1-2 no less, which Freese drives to right.

But that's not all! The Texas right-fielder, if you watch, makes NO REAL EFFORT TO TRACK DOWN THE BALL. With a decent amount of hustle, he makes the catch and the Texas Rangers win the World Series four games to two.

Even if he believes he IS burnt, the runners are going on the hit, but the second run has to score all the way from first base! If he's burned, he can play the ball off the wall and probably hold that second runner to third, leaving probably runners at the corners.

His half-assed non-effort turns probably a single off the wall into a two-run "triple" (at best, that's a three-base error!) and extra innings.

Berkman in the 10th: Down, a second time, to their final strike for a championship (the count was 2-2, so there was no immediate walk here), the Texas pitcher serves up a pitch just above the knees over the heart of the plate -- hit to center, tie game again.

Freese, AGAIN, in the 11th to win it: Leadoff batter, tie game. This pitch, about the same level as the "triple" he blasted in the 9th (right about at the waistline), only about a ball's width off the absolute center of the plate...

And if you really don't think there's an interest in Mr. $elig in all of this, someone asked him about it last night! Listen for yourself, and we'd like to congratulate the 2011 St. Louis Cardinals, who are about to be openly awarded a World Championship.

Do I think they rigged the Series? They certainly rigged it to go 7 -- and I think they did rig the result!!

NFL Fine Blotter Week 7 Part Deux

Onward with the letters from the Commish for another week of dirty hits in the Neanderthal Felon League:
  • St. Louis Rams: Darian Stewart: $10,000 for striking a Cowboys WR in the head or neck.
  • The Chiefs-Raiders debacle has drawn at least FOUR fines... Oakland Raiders: Aaron Curry and Stanford Routt were both fined for late hits: Curry, $10,000. Routt, $7,500.
  • Kansas City Chiefs: Brandon Flowers: $10,000 for excessive celebration.
  • and Tamba Hali: $15,000 for roughing the passer with a below the knee hit.
  • Baltimore Ravens: Bernard Pollard drew a $10,000 fine for a helmet-to-helmet shot.
  • New York Giants TWO-TIME LOSER: Kenny Phillips: $20,000 for eliminating Seattle TE Zach Miller with an illegal shot to his neck. His first fine was also for a head/neck shot as well. Miller is still up in the air for this week's game.
  • Pittsburgh Steelers: Ziggy Hood: $7,500 for something, probably illegal hand-fighting in the trenches.
More on this in a second...

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Did we just see a World Series manipulation to favor FOX and St. Louis?

Two runs up in the ninth? Tied, last strike.

Two runs up in the tenth? Tied, last strike.

In the eleventh? Right down the pipe and right out of the park, and "SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT!"

So FOX gets their money and St. Louis has all the momentum for the title...

Geez... If I didn't know better, and I don't...

Brian's already talked about it, the "Bro Down" on South Park couldn't shut up about him...

Could we seriously be seeing Tim Tebow actually being pushed to the playoffs, or even beyond?

As silly as it sounds, let me explain:

Go to Brian Tuohy's website. Go to his 2011 NFL season page...

Now, take into account what happened in Miami last week with Tim Tebow...

*heavenly singing and light effects begin*

Brian posted a "Week 6.5" notice that he was concerned that the league was going to promote Tim Tebow as this All-American "Quarterback From God".

Of course, this should be no surprise, as he was the centerpiece behind an allowed Super Bowl commercial promoting what is believed to be family values, while the NFL rejected a pro-gay marriage commercial the same year...

So, I get a notice from friends of mine who are fans of "South Park"...

Definitely NSFW, but there are apparently are at least 4 Tebow references in this week's "Broadway Bro-Down". (The episode will only be available this (current as posting) week, and then pseudo-permanently one month after the original airdate.)
  1. Discussed right off the top of the show
  2. Right near the end of Act One, when the guy returns from his NY visit, all his buddies are wearing Tebow gear...
  3. References to "Football Sunday" in the initial runs of production numbers
  4. And now, the second run has the... leading female... (we'll leave it at that) waving a Broncos banner, completely out of context. (Not that the subject matter isn't, but still...)
  5. All of the (comedic) opponents are wearing AFC rival gear.
Yes, I KNOW this show is set in Colorado, but this is going a BIT far...

Especially if this country is about to take a hard (and, for more than a few people, lethal to us "human debris" (via Rush Limbaugh)) lurch to the Right, would it not make sense to basically make being a good Christian (in, of course, _OUR_ interpretation of being Christian, not what you learned when you were young...) being a champion, just like being a Patriot was ten years ago?

If they seriously think they're going to hand this thing to the Right Hand of God, this is going to get real ugly. But at least one friend of mine who is as skeptical to the NFL as I am believes that is a real possibility...

Not a 100% certainty in my mind, but keep this filed away in case the Broncos go on a Holy Roll, as it were...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Week 7 NFL Fine Blotter: Round One begins with a correction...

I must correct one thing that I edited in the post I made before about the MNF ejection. That is not the first player this season to be tossed.

THAT honor, unless I can find one in the first six weeks, appears to go to:
  • Seattle Seahawks: Red Bryant, tossed and fined for a headbutt in the "football game" with Cleveland. (That GLORIOUS 6-3 affair...) The size of the fine was not released, but he did say it was a "costly mistake" and would appeal. Given previous headbutt fines, I'm thinking we're looking $15,000-$25,000 plus a possible aggravator for the toss-ola.
  • Carolina Panthers: Byron Bell: $7,500 for a facemask.
  • Pittsburgh Steelers: Chris Kemoeatu SHOULD'VE BEEN SUSPENDED, catching two fines during last week's play on the same first-quarter drive: $15,000 for a late hit, and another $10,000 for a separate hands-to-the-face/face-mask situation a couple plays before. This brings the Steelers to nearly $100,000 in fines in just seven games. (Surprised? Hell, no.)
  • Minnesota Vikings: Brian Robison: $20,000 for kicking a Packer opponent in the proverbial family jewels.
That's over $70,000, and it's only Wednesday, and we still haven't heard about Ayanbadejo's fines yet.

And as of today, Bell's fine means that only the Colts, Chiefs, and Cowboys have not been fined this season to my knowledge. I do think that's going to change, however, before the end of this week.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Week 7 Fine Blotter: Our first multiple-loser of the week...

CORRECTION: Second player to be ejected from an NFL game this season that I could find was from the 12-7 Jacksonville-Baltimore Monday Night Fiasco:

Brandon Ayanbadejo will become a TWO-TIME LOSER with the Commissioner for this year, as he will be fined for an ejection that he received in the third quarter for punching an opponent in a melee.

From the NFL sources I'm reading, because this is a second-offense for him this season, the fine could be upwards of $50,000 or even more, if they add money for the ejection and deem the situation "Fighting".

The fine would be $15,000 plus the aggravator (if any) for an ejection if it's deemed simple "Striking".

Anyone still want to lick the ass of the National Religion after THOSE TWO national games?

And word is that Brian has questions as to whether the Ravens and refs basically took back money for Vegas that Vegas had to give out after the Indianapolis Massacre Sunday night.

Final average for the week: 41.615, with the two lowest totals of the year so far.

7-week per-game average: 44.941.

2002? 44.922

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Two more idiotic football riots to talk about that I know of from last week...

The first was a SWAC "game" between Southern University and Arkansas-Pine Bluff.

FORTY-ONE suspensions, and "undisclosed fines" (which should be at least six figures).

These are two more schools who need their fucking programs SHUT DOWN. And I don't give a damn if these are HBCU's (Historically Black Colleges and Universities. I don't give a damn, because if we're going to be paying tax money to pay these kids to play football, then the only way to stop some of this animalistic garbage is to start forfeiting games.

And that goes for you too, UCLA and Arizona, who promptly disgraced their ESPN Thursday Night Special with this little ditty. A streaker dresses up as a referee, actually is able to make his way into the play, is roughly done in by some players and the security...

... so that's grounds to start a melee where the Pac-12 has to suspend 11 players!

So why does the second half of a 42-7 game have to be played again, especially with this kind of thuggery going on? Oh yeah, commercial revenues!!!

The game's out of control, out of hand, and not competitive, but duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, right?

Score Report for Week 7...

Well, that was a competitive Sunday nighter. OUCH!

For the week 7's:

2010: 52.64
2001: 47.29
2006: 46.69
2009: 46.31
2007: 46.21
2008: 44.14
2011: 43.5
2003: 42.29
2004: 41.36
2005: 41.21
2002: 40.79

Lowest-scoring week 7 since 2005, about the middle of the table otherwise.

7-week averages:

2011: 45.20
2002: 44.92
2008: 44.52
2010: 43.24
2007: 42.83
2009: 42.74
2003: 42.24
2005: 41.39
2006: 40.87
2004: 40.40
2001: 40.39

Friday, October 21, 2011

And MORE on the Georgia football riot...

Source: Atlanta Journal Constitution blog.
  • The Superintendent of the Warren County Schools asked that the buses for Hancock County be moved to a safer location. Even though the schools have had issues with past sporting events, request was denied.
  • The Hancock County Sheriff declined a request for the Georgia Bureau of Investigation to step in. Eventually, the GBI came in on their own, but the investigation is still on-going.
  • It appears we now know the genesis of this riot: The week before, Hancock County was playing another team, while Warren County had the week off -- so several Warren County players attended the game, and openly celebrated on the field with the other team when Hancock County was defeated.
  • It has been reported that several Warren County players were, in fact, additionally attacked by Hancock County law enforcement!
  • From the Augusta Chronicle: The Warren County coach had five metal plates put into his face.
That basically makes it clear -- this was a premeditated, pre-planned, and probably community-wide attack.

Time to close down the entire sports complex, hopefully forever (Warren County has declared that they will forfeit all contests in all sports with Hancock County for at least the rest of the academic year -- they refuse to face them.) at Hancock County.

Warren County was defeated in their homecoming by Washington-Wilkes 34-13 tonight.

Week 6 Fine Blotter: And now, the more reasonable fines...

PS: The Palomalu fine is the first one I will openly omit off my Fair Play table -- common sense, people...

The ones I will not omit:
  • Green Bay Packers are the big losers of the week, as they get THREE this week: A.J. Hawk: $10,000 for invoking another type of bird at his own bench.
  • and Clay Matthews and Tremon Williams: Both $5,000 for a uniform violation for illegal shoes.
  • Houston Texans: Antonio Smith: $7,500 for ripping someone's helmet off.
  • Detroit Lions: Andrew Pettigrew: $7,500 for a chop block.
  • Washington Redskins: Brian Orakpo: $15,000 for helmet-to-helmet on Dogkiller.
  • New York Giants: Jason Pierre-Paul: $10,000 for a late hit on Bills QB Ryan Fitzpatrick.
  • San Francisco 49ers: Aldon Smith: $15,000 for roughing the passer.
  • Cincinnati Bengals: Cedric Peerman: $20,000 for an illegal (blindside) block.
  • Minnesota Vikings: Kevin Williams: Just two games after ending his suspension for StarCaps, $15,000 for roughing the passer.
Another $120,000 for NFL charities for dirty play (and a couple of uniform thingies, a bad fine for a cellphone violation, and a flip-off).

NFL Fine Blotter Week 6: Separating one out here for a reason...

Well, the first fine for week 6 that I see is one of the most ridiculous:

Yes, I can understand that there are any number of reasons you don't want cell phone usage by players, staff, officials, etc. and so forth.

But Troy Palomalu got fined $10,000 for using one last week...

... to tell his wife that he had not suffered as serious of an injury as he had feared he might have.

Look, I'm all for Fair Play and the like, and this would technically make Palomalu a two-time loser, but COME ON...

The guy suffers a head injury, and it's feared for a moment that it could be more serious, but he phones his wife to tell her that he's not hurt as badly as precautions may have made it look?

You know, for something like that, there should be a mechanism that such people be notified (especially if something emergency-level DOES happen during a game...) by the league and with permission of the league.

Yeah, I'm aware: Fair play, gambling stuff, etc. and so on and so forth.

But a little common sense, Commissioner Limpdick

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

And three more go down for LSU

Suspensions for LSU's CB Tyrian Mathieu and RB Spencer Ware were reported to ESPN today.

Here's the kicker on these two: It appears to be drugs.

Just what drugs they were tested for (and failed) is unclear.

They are one-game suspensions for the time being, but the word is that they could be significantly upgraded.

Tharold Simon has also been suspended, according to a report to the Associated Press.

All this should beg one question:

Can the BCS afford to have this team as #1, even if undefeated, at the rate they are going with suspensions and incidents this year?

I don't know if there's a punishment harsh enough for this type of offense...

.... but something my friends alerted me to has got me up in arms.

So let's reconstuct this latest affront to organized sport.

High school football game last Friday night between Warren County and Hancock County schools in Georgia, in Hancock County's school.

After Warren County wins (and by a fairly significant margin), the team finds the doors locked to their dressing room.

The next thing which happens, all Hell breaks loose.

The visitors are jumped by the home team, and their coach had to have his skull reconstructed (including crushed bones around his eye) after, in trying to break it up, he gets smashed over the head with a helmet.

Apparently, according to another report, a number of helmets were used.

The two teams are bitter rivals, and, apparently, there had already been calls, near the end of the game, for a "quick escape plan".

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OK, let's get real about this for a second:

Point of fact one: This was a premeditated attack.

Someone was ordered to trap the visiting team outside their locker rooms and have them set up for an ambush. This, almost certainly (though not 100%) indicates further staff involvement in the incident.

Point of fact two: This probably means it was an institutional attack.

Whether it was an act of the school district itself, or of the people therein, this is clearly an act which was not just a football team run amok. This was a pre-planned and pre-executed situation.

Point of fact three: I'm not sure a punishment exists which could fit this type of crime without dissolving the Hancock County Schools.

This was a dire situation which should result in the arrest and felony conviction of every kid involved (and, given what we've read, that appears to be the entire football team, plus probably their coach, whoever was ordered to lock the door, and almost-certainly others.

There needs to be a community-wide investigation of these animals, because: If they're doing this, God only knows what they are doing behind closed doors to their own students...

At minimum:
  • Absolute decertification for all sports by the Georgia High School Association. Minimum three-year death penalty -- the school cannot apply for recertification in any sport until all students would've graduated.
  • Felony charges and long prison terms for all involved. Adult prison.
  • No one involved in the incident is allowed anywhere near a football game again. Life ban.
  • A full investigation of the school district by the state and Federal Departments of Education to find out just how the Hell this could get so bad.
And then we need to re-examine football in this country. If we're letting these fuckers run amok like a bunch of wild animals, will it shock me, eventually, if we find that someone had a knife on them and tried to kill somebody in that riot?

And if this is what's happening in this type of a school, do we really need this administration and school district to continue to exist?

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Week 6 Score Report: The Defenses are Heard From!!

Probably another week that Vegas calls for an under-reset, as the NFL has it's lowest-scoring average week (Monday nighter still to come) by almost FOUR FULL POINTS.

2005: 45.00
2002: 44.79
2007: 44.62
2006: 43.38
2010: 43.00
2009: 42.50
2008: 42.29
2004: 41.71
2011: 41.00
2003: 39.79
2001: 36.46

Lowest-scoring Week 6 in eight years.

But even with that, 2011 is STILL the highest per-game scoring average since at least 2001. The margin is now about .016 of a point, but it still holds the mark:

2011: 45.5955
2002: 45.5795
2008: 44.58
2007: 42.30
2003: 42.23
2009: 42.22
2010: 41.78
2005: 41.42
2004: 40.25
2006: 40.00 (right on the number)
2001: 39.26

Using information from vegasinsider.com:

Over-under: The "over" was 2-5 in the early games, though a couple of them did come within a point (and a couple games this week actually came within a HALF-point), and there appeared to be fairly severe across-the-board action moving the numbers down from last week. Only Indy-Cincy and Giants-Buffalo actually made the total.

Of the rest, only the Sunday Night Dogshit Game of the Week went over.

The "over" went 3-9 on Sunday, it's worst week of the year.

The stupidity of the American sports fan knows no fucking bounds...

Credit to my friends for pointing this one out.

We lost one of the premiere Indy-car drivers today in a horrific crash. It was a NASCAR-level "Big One" at Las Vegas International Raceway, only 11 laps into the final race of the season.

The ABC announcers were noting, as Dan Wheldon's on-board camera was being shown, as to how dangerous the combination of the speed and the "dirty air" could be.

At that moment, even though Wheldon was actually clear of most of the traffic and was by himself, "The Big One" hits and fifteen cars go flying -- at least a third of them appear to burst into flames, and, being an Indy Car, you really can't do anything but try to avoid it.

He didn't. He burned up and went into the catch fence.

The race was halted, and the remaining few cars went out for a memorial parade when it was known he was dead.

In no uncertain terms: We are lucky we didn't lose five or six drivers in that kind of a wreck.

So why am I ranting about some bonerbitingdickfartfuckface on the Internet?

For this:

"RIP

Owned."

That was an actual comment (my friends are trying to help get it removed from SI.com) on Sports Illustrated's story of the tragic event.

For there to be a waste of fecal matter on the Internet so fucking arrogant and stupid and insensitive to believe that this (or any such) would be the time to say that a driver got fatally swallowed up in an accident and "owned" is one of the most moronic things I've ever heard of on the Internet, and I've been on the Internet long enough to have seen an absolute shit-load of such idiocy.

That takes some doing, douche.

It's no wonder that we have systems set in place where things like the BCS are so rigged, it's not even funny -- and let's not get into the National Religion for this post... -- when we have to hear you fart all over your computer and literally laugh at someone's death.

Life has no value to these people? (Not unless their sports teams are Winning!!)

Congratulations, dickweed. May someone nominate you for a Darwin Award good and quickly.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

More NFL Week 5 Fine Blotter

And we have the NFL's first THREE-TIME LOSER:
  • And it's three in two weeks for Richard Seymour of the Oakland Raiders, docked another $15,000 for going after the knees of quarterback Matt Schaub. WHERE'S THE FUCKING SUSPENSIONS, MR. GOODELL???
So that's $130,000 this week which I could find, and the number of non-fined teams in the NFL is down to just five: The Chiefs, Panthers, Cowboys, Colts, and Bengals are the last five teams I cannot find a 2011-season NFL fine for.

Of those five teams, only the Bengals are better than .500 entering Week 6.

Friday, October 14, 2011

NFL Fine Blotter Week 5 Part I: And the (Illegal) Hits Just Keep Coming...

Here we go for week 5's charity donations:
  • Baltimore Ravens get two: Ray Rice got $7,500 for an illegal stiff-arm as he was being horse-collared. Rice, while stiff-arming the tackler, jabbed his helmet upward. How offsetting penalties were not called in this, I have no idea.
  • and Matt Birk got $5,000 for not abiding by the league's rules by wearing a microphone (probably when he was supposed to be mic'ed up and refused)
  • Two San Diego Charger linemen got the same fine: Nick Hardwick and Scott Mruczkowski got $5,000 fines for microphone CBA violations.
  • New York Giants: Kenny Phillips fined $20,000 for a personal foul against the Seahawks. This is a SECOND OFFENSE FINE -- he got fined in week 1 as well.
  • Detroit Lions get two for uniform violations with their socks: Nate Burleson was fined $5,000 and Eric Wright was fined some amount (I assume the same) for not wearing approved socks. This sounds ridiculous, but when you basically have contracts for every part of the uniform from the jockstrap to the helmet...
  • New Orleans Saints: Rolan Harper fined $15,000 for starting a fracas with Carolina's Steve Smith after a touchdown. One has to wonder how both players were not tossed out of the game!
  • Chicago Bears: SECOND OFFENSE FINE for Brandon Meriweather -- IN CONSECUTIVE WEEKS, MR. GOODELL!!! -- $25,000 for LAUNCHING HIMSELF HEAD-FIRST AFTER THE PLAY WAS OVER. How in the HELL that is not an ejection and a suspension, I have no foreseeable clue. At least the Bears have had enough: the shithead has been benched!
  • and a second one for the Bears: Charles Tillman: $7,500 for a horse-collar.
  • Buffalo Bills: Danny Batten, $15,000 for nailing Michael Vick in the head and neck. (You know, there'd have been a day and age I'd have paid that fine, but the fact is that this is getting ridiculous.
We're up to $115,000 this week, and there will be still more....

Monday, October 10, 2011

Wrapping Up Week Five...

Well, well, well...

The two lowest-scoring games of the week were the two national games... 39 last night, 37 tonight.

That 37 was just enough to make the average for the 13 Week 5 contests a dead-even fifty points a game.

The five-week average is 46.312 points per game, approximately six-tenths of a point higher than any season's first five weeks since 2001. OW!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Cleaning up and counter-editorializing: The B$C$ is a fraud and sham, but it has won the day.

Points for effort, Mark Shurtleff (Attorney General of the State of Utah), but if your upcoming lawsuit against the BCS is as poorly written as your editorial to the Arizona Republic, it'll get laughed out of court.

That said, you do make good points, and it needs to be stated as such, as long as we can correct the editorial and get it right. The BCS, through the LA Times, also puts it's slant on the corrections, and they shall be addressed when they come up.

(Article reposted here under the Fair Use Act, for criticism and commentary purposes.)

SHURTLEFF: "Recent college-football realignments are leading to superconferences and adding to widespread cynicism that the Bowl Championship Series is indeed a monopoly. The Arizona Republic recently reported on how "the never-ending chase for more money drives college realignment.""

FALKNER: Put bluntly: Anyone with a brain can see where the current consolidations end up. What happened last year was the final real chance, and denied, that we can realistically expect there to be a playoff under the present system. It is a monopoly, and an absolute one -- as all the relevant players in college football, including and especially it's media partners (read: E$PN), are part of it and many probably cannot exist without it.

Remember, Mr. Shurtleff, that only about 14 of the top 106 schools in athletics (which we can pretty much assume means about 90% of the Football Bowl Subdivision in which the BCS operates) made money on their sporting programs in 2009 -- and most of them were the "usual suspects" in college football.

The bowl system (not just the BCS) exists only to enrich three sets of parties: The corporate sponsors, the cities in which they are held for hotel and tax revenue, and E$PN, which:

Under this scenario, and with the realization that CBS and Turner out-bid ESPN for the rights to the "March Madness" basketball tournament, one can easily discern that ESPN would lose upwards of a billion dollars if a college football playoff were ever realized.

This also gives ESPN significant leverage to ensure that "certain teams" from "certain conferences" get to play in the games, especially the one game that really matters at the end of the day, the BCS National Championship Game.

The reality, Mr. Shurtleff, is that ESPN and the BCS OWN COLLEGE FOOTBALL. Lock -- stock -- and barrel. They own it.

And the process works for the parties who are to benefit. From ESPN's own corporate site:
  • January 1, 2011 -- the first day of the broadcast rights -- was the highest-rated day in the history of the network to that time.
  • The BCS National Championship Game, all-but-scripted to have $Cam Newton and Auburn illegally defeat an Oregon team (which may have been illegally there themselves), was the highest-rated program in the history of the network with almost an 18 rating -- on cable!
  • ESPN partners, for football, on regional networks including the SEC, the ACC, the Big East, the Universities of Oregon and (soon) Texas
The fact is that they now not only have a monopoly on the championship, they have a monopoly on the game itself. If your lawsuit is to succeed, Mr. Shurtleff, the entire structure of college football has to come down.

Most intelligent people know where this ends: About five 16-20 team superconferences, with all other teams thrown out of the 120-team FBS and into the lesser FCS division and the NCAA governance which comes with it.

SHURTLEFF: "Ever since the creation of the BCS Cartel, Division I-A college football has become more about money and less about the equal and fair competition expected by fans - and mandated in the NCAA constitution."

FALKNER: It would take only a cursory examination to see how laughable the NCAA is with respect to college football. My assertion is that the NCAA allows this to get their hands off of college football entirely!

I believe the final goal of the BCS is to break the member conferences from the NCAA (for at least football) so they don't have to deal, any more, with the pesky requirements or "lesser schools/conferences".

SHURTLEFF:"The sport has devolved into an unsportsmanlike system dominated by lucre and favoritism. In a letter to the Department of Justice, 21 economists called the BCS a "mathematically dubious rating system," that shields major-conference schools from competition. It systematically denies thousands of athletes a fair chance to prove themselves the "Best in the Nation.""

FALKNER: And see above for the reasons why. Even though allowing all FBS undefeated teams a chance at the championship would actually make the BCS motto of "Every Game Counts" to be true, the fact is that the money involved in the preservation of an arcane and certainly illegal bowl system (which see all the allegations behind the Fiesta Bowl, which the BCS has chosen to allow to continue to be a part of the BCS process) is too great and would probably smash the entirety of a religion called "College Football" (and a ripple effect into it's demi-gods in the National Felon League) if the laws were upheld.

The fact is that the national championship is a marketing pawn which the BCS and ESPN hold out to certain athletes, teams, and conferences to allow them leverage in certain situations. A perfect example of this is ($)Cam Newton, now putting up unheard-of numbers as a rookie quarterback in the NFL.

If the NCAA were even half-serious, they probably could've expelled Newton from Auburn University and taken them from the National Championship Game. But that would've allowed a team outside the known "preferred schools/conferences" to play for the title, Texas Christian University, who was relegated to play Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl.

And that's nothing compared to what they had to deal with the Sugar Bowl for with Ohio State and known ineligibilities which should've prevented Ohio State from playing in the game, forcing Michigan State to play TCU and Wisconsin probably to have taken Ohio State's place in the Sugar Bowl.

But the money and power are too important to the process, Mr. Shurtleff. Each BCS game costs ESPN $25,000,000 for just the rights to air it. You don't think that gives them leverage to ensure "certain results"?

SHURTLEFF: "The BCS gives unfair competitive advantage to teams in six elite Automatic Qualifying (AQ) Conferences so they can get richer at the expense of the rest. Since 1998, the non-AQ teams have been allowed to play only seven times in the 114 slots open in the 57 BCS Bowl games - receiving only 14 percent of the $1 billion payout."

FALKNER: In fact, those schools become the only relevant schools to the process, with certain "non-automatic qualifier" clauses to try to placate the other five conferences who have basically been extorted into signing on to this farce.

Said bluntly: A NON-AQ SCHOOL WILL NEVER PLAY FOR THE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

In fact, there are those who maintain that, if the process in-place were to get to the point that such a school might play, most people in the know are certain that the BCS formulas will be quietly changed to prevent this from happening.

Last year, for the first time, ESPN gave a "pre-season BCS ranking" by letting everyone know that Boise State University would be the #1 team in the country if the BCS were out one week prior to the actual opening BCS rankings.

By the time they eventually lost to Nevada, however:
  • A "non-AQ" team had passed them in the rankings, the aforementioned-Texas Christian University, locking up the one guaranteed non-AQ slot the BCS chooses to give to keep people quiet -- even though, until the Nevada loss, Boise State had won every game on the field.
  • Several other teams were suspiciously passed over them, including both Oregon, whose only real comparable win was over Stanford.
  • In fact, given the BCS' rules, Boise State University would have gained NOTHING by defeating Nevada. The BCS had totally succeeded in locking out Boise State from even a BCS bowl, even had they gone undefeated. The four non-champion slots would've gone to: TCU (non-AQ automatic), Stanford (for being in the top four and not a conference champion), LSU (for being the 2nd-place team in the best conference, which the host bowl of that conference would take), and Ohio State (as a money issue for the BCS).
SHURTLEFF: "University of Florida President Bernie Machen said, "When I was at Utah, our athletics budget was around $20 to $22 million per year. Our budget here is $85.5 million . . . and the major difference is the bowl revenue and TV revenue . . . but all SEC schools got the same amount of money that we got. And Utah could beat a lot of SEC schools. That's the unfairness.""

FALKNER: But again, the whole idea is never to let that happen. If it did, it would disintegrate the entire structure of college football as it presently stands!

SHURTLEFF: "Not only is the system unfair, it is also illegal. Most NCAA Division I-A schools are taxpayer-funded institutions, and state attorneys general have a duty to protect and defend them against violations of the law. The U.S. Supreme Court has also ruled antitrust laws apply to NCAA athletics. Those laws prohibit a monopoly from restraining full, fair and free competition."

FALKNER: Football, as it is administered in this country, is illegal on every level. From the kids being paid with drug and gang money in Florida to the massive illegalities all over the NFL, these "monopolies" are what preserve this "National Religion" we are all to lie prostrate to from Friday night to Monday night over the fall and early-winter.

You also probably would've done better if you'd actually explained HOW the system is illegal, in what laws it actually breaks? Sherman Anti-Trust Act??

The BCS and LA Times reporter Chris Dufresne responded to that.

DUFRESNE/BCS: "Shurtleff failed to mention Utah joined the "illegal" Pac-12 this year just in time to reap the benefits of the league's new $3-billion television contract. "

FALKNER: Umm, not quite, Chris. Unless you wish to state that the existence of the Pac-12, as a whole, is tied to the BCS exclusively, the conference's existence as a 12-team entity would not be illegal.

However, it would be easy to show how the present BCS system forces schools to enter into (and change! -- which see TCU now looking like they're headed to the Big XII to save that conference from ESPN's Longhorn Network!) these superconferences, and why we'll probably end up with about 20-30 fewer FBS schools in short order.

SHURTLEFF: "The BCS unreasonably limits access to participation in the national championship and other lucrative bowl games to protect revenues and market shares of the six preferred conferences, the bowl hosts and television networks. The recent Fiesta Bowl scandal revealed gross excesses."

FALKNER: Not entirely true. In fact, the BCS does now have a mechanism which effectively allows one (but usually only one) "non-AQ" school to play.

However, what the BCS DOES unreasonably limit access to participation in is the National Championship itself -- and, at the end of the day, that is the sole stated purpose of the BCS -- to force, each year, the only and sole top-level college football national championship to be decided on the field.

In fact, it is well-known knowledge that the "revenues and market shares" of the best schools are what determines who plays in the open spots in the other (lesser) games.

But you can go undefeated and be openly denied a spot simply because they don't like your schedule. Since 1998 and the inception of the BCS, 11 schools had undefeated FBS regular seasons and were simply denied a shot at the title because they were not from BCS "preferred conferences".

In fact, in the most flagrant slap in the face, the third time in which two such schools were undefeated, the BCS chose to pair them off against each other, proving nothing in the final analysis.

SHURTLEFF: "Four of the AQ conferences paid their chief executives $1 million or more. Despite BCS claims to the contrary, polls show it is disliked by nearly two-thirds of consumers. Also, Mountain West Conference games consistently generate more ticket sales, TV viewership and interest than the Atlantic Coast Conference and the Big East Conference - both AQ conferences."

FALKNER: One might eventually have to question, when the next reconfiguration comes around, whether at least one of those conferences will remain an AQ conference. I would have to think the proposal to lift the two-team-per-conference limit (almost exclusively for the SEC!) would be at the Big East's expense.

But that's the point: Most anyone with a clue knows that the Big East is a BCS Conference In Name Only.

SHURTLEFF: "BCS administrator Bill Hancock repeatedly claims the system is fair. An unbelievable assertion, considering the following:

- Baylor, which has never played a bowl game, receives far more BCS revenue than 10-bowl veteran Texas Christian University."

FALKNER: Which was immediately AND CORRECTLY jumped upon by Dufresne and the BCS:

DUFRESNE/BCS: "Baylor has played in 17 bowls, including the Cotton, Orange, Sugar, Gator, Peach, Alamo, Copper, Gotham and Dixie."

FALKNER: That is true. However, Baylor has never played in a BCS bowl, which is probably what Shurtleff intended to say. So I will say it instead.

SHURTLEFF: "- In the 2010 season, 10th-ranked Boise State (one loss) from the non-AQ Western Athletic Conference was denied a BCS Bowl while three two-loss AQ teams got to play and score millions of dollars."

FALKNER: Again, the whole idea is to ensure that "certain teams" and "certain conferences" are permanently superior. The real issue you should raise is how Boise State, undefeated FOUR regular seasons in the BCS era, has never played (and will never play, even if -- and it should -- get a fifth!) for the championship.

Again, this is the Bowl CHAMPIONSHIP Series. The other lesser bowls are there for show. There's one that has the real prize.

And the same goes for Tulane in 1998, Marshall in 1999, Utah in 2004 (sloughed off to a Pittsburgh team whom they slaughtered!), Hawaii in 2007 (though Georgia took care of that -- at least they got an SEC team to play, which Boise has never had in a BCS bowl), and TCU in each of the last two seasons.

SHURTLEFF: "- Shockingly, the BCS scheme mandated Connecticut (four losses) play in the 2011 Fiesta Bowl, bringing its AQ conference, the ACC, $22 million."

FALKNER: If your lawsuit is that poorly written, it will be laughed out of court!

DUFRESNE/BCS: "Connecticut is a member of the Big East Conference. "

FALKNER: And was probably the only reason they got in the BCS in the first place.

SHURTLEFF: "- In 2008, undefeated Utah of the non-AQ Mountain West Conference was denied a shot at the championship because the cabal required AQ one-loss teams to play each other."

FALKNER: Dufresne and the BCS try to take some liberties with this one:

DUFRESNE/BCS: "Shurtleff also wrote Utah, as the only undefeated team in 2008, was denied a shot at the title because "the cabal" required two one-loss teams to play. He said coaches voted Utah No. 4 in the BCS because "they had not seen them play."

Shurtleff forgot to add that Utah Coach Kyle Whittingham voted his own team No. 5 in the final poll to determine which teams played for the title."

FALKNER: Which, of course, should disqualify Utah, because if the coach himself does not believe he can beat the top four teams, why should the BCS?

The problem being a couple of things: Utah was not the only undefeated team in 2008 (they weren't even the only undefeated non-AQ denied a place for the title), and the BCS is constructed to prevent there being more than two teams deemed worthy of the shot at the title.

SHURTLEFF: "- In the [2008] Sugar Bowl, Utah dominated Alabama even though the Tide were ranked No. 1 by the BCS the last five weeks of the regular season. The only undefeated team in the nation ended up being ranked No. 2 by the BCS and No. 4 in the Coaches Poll because coaches said they had not seen them play. Thank you, BCS!"

And that's how the system works. They get the shot, but because they are pre-disqualified from consideration for the One and True National Championship, they can get no higher than #2 -- which see Texas Christian last year.

SHURTLEFF: "A playoff system would be less restrictive, increase consumer preferences, reduce prices and provide substantially more revenues and other benefits to college football, the schools and taxpayers who support them."

FALKNER: The problem is that it would probably destroy college football, especially as ESPN has carefully created a lattice to seize ownership of the sport at it's major levels. It even has regional networks for most of the non-AQ conferences too, and the loss of the BCS to a playoff system would cost ESPN untold hundreds of millions of dollars.

SHURTLEFF: "Despite near-universal opposition,"

Which Dufresne and the BCS take issue to:

DUFRESNE/BCS: "In fact, many players, coaches and school presidents are not opposed."

If many of the parties (usually schools given the "bone" thrown to the "non-AQ"s to keep them quiet) were to speak out, they would be exiled from what (little) relevance college football has for them.

SHURTLEFF: "the BCS clings to its power, money and secrecy and refuses to conform to the law. Therefore, the courts will have to force compliance within a few months when I sue them in federal court."

FALKNER: If that compliance comes, it's the end of college football at the top levels. ESPN will lose hundreds of millions of dollars and will almost certainly aid in retaliating against any parties who are successful in junctures such as this.

Dufresne and the BCS take issue with one more statement which I didn't find in his original editorial:

DUFRESNE/BCS: "Shurtleff: Only seven "non-AQ" schools have played in major bowls since the BCS was formed in 1998.

He failed to note that none of those schools, including Utah (twice), had access to those bowls before the BCS."

FALKNER: That may be true, but the only reason you provide them that is to shut them up and force them to be "lesser persons" in the world of college football, never to play for the title.

And Heaven forbid that a Boise State might want "MORE"... We'll have to sic the Oliver! production number on them for that one...

And, once again, it appears Vegas has a sure bet in the NFL...

The "Over" bet, as I posted earlier was 6-2 for the early games.

The three late games all either went over or pushed (the one question is what number you got for the 48-3 for SF/Tampa, 50 or 50.5 went over, 51 pushed.) So that's 9-2 or 8-2-1 entering the Sunday nighter...

... which went WELL UNDER the 54.

9-3 or 8-3-1 this week for the over
9-6-1 last week
6-10 in week 3, the one week the unders had the advantage
and 70% or so the first two weeks -- 21-8-3 or 22-8-2.

Meaning that the "over", indiscriminately bet, would be averaged out to 45-27-4, give or take a game or two depending on where you got action of some of the pushes.

That is a 61.9% win margin on the over, well over what Vegas should allow.

You are seeing some big moves burned, though, so be careful with it.

But, at that record, if you bet $100 on the "over" for each game:

You would be ahead to the tune of approximately $1,391!!

Week 5 Score Comparison: I truly believe that this "all scoring, all the time" kick has truly crossed over into the ridiculous...

Here is the list of the week 5 scoring averages from 2001-2010, in order of scoring:

2003: 47.64
2002: 47.21
2004: 46.14
2010: 45.57
2001: 45.14
2005: 44.64
2008: 44.21
2009: 42.64
2007: 40.21
2006: 38.64

2011???

Hold on tight...

With the Monday-nighter still to play, and with the lowest-scoring game being the just-completed Sunday nighter between Atlanta and Green Bay (won 25-14 by Green Bay after Atlanta went out 14-0! -- 39 points was the fewest scored in any game this week):

The average of the 12 games played today was FIFTY-ONE POINT ZERO EIGHT points per game.

51.08 !

That is the highest scoring average for a week in the last eleven years, at the very very least!

3 1/2 points better than anything for a week 5 in the NFL since 2001. That's a touchdown-worth every other game.

As for the averages, I don't think I need to tell you that 2011 is the highest average-score through the first five weeks in the NFL since 2001:

2011: 46.43
2002: 45.73
2008: 45.01
2003: 42.69
2009: 42.17
2007: 41.91
2010: 41.55
2005: 40.74
2004: 39.97
2001: 39.76
2006: 39.41

Bad fundamentals, thug play, slanted officiating, whatever you want to call it...

The scoreboards are about to read "TILT!"

Gee, you think the NFL is trying to promote scoring?

The LOWEST-SCORING game of the 1:00 PM EDT starts was a 34-10 Minnesota win over Arizona.

MIN-ARI: 44
OAK (RIP, Al!)-HOU: 45
CIN-JAC: 50
KC-IND: 52
BUF-PHI: 55
PIT-TEN: 55
NO-CAR: 57
SEA-NYG: 61

Avg for the 8 games: 52.375

MIN-ARI went under a 45 - 46 total which was posted.

OAK-HOU went under a 48 - 48.5 total.

Every other one of the 1:00 PM PDT games went over the number. Only other one which was close was a 53 for BUF-PHI.

Gee, you don't think we have our agenda for this season yet?

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Additional information on the California incident I talked about earlier this week...

  • Both teams were forced to forfeit their games this week, on top of the double-forfeit from last week.
  • Kennedy was deemed the aggressor, with eight players being expelled from the team, and only one from the other team tossed.
  • Both teams were also forced, as a condition of continuance, to participate in a joint community event.
  • But the kicker is the following report: The Kennedy coach has resigned over a sexually explicit photo of himself which somehow got circulated.
Read about all that here.

Kennedy definitely needs to can football for the rest of the year -- the other school should as well.

Friday, October 7, 2011

NFL Fine Blotter Week 4 Part Deux: The "I Hate It When I'm Right" Edition

Edited for two more I found tonight!

As I said yesterday, the dirty hits (and the fines) just keep on coming. I'll be surprised if this is the extent of it, but tack another 6 players (including our second two-time loser (in the same game!!)) and $72,500 to the charity kitty.
  • Biggest losers of the week are the Washington Redskins, up to three players now who've caught the dreaded Fed-Ex from the league: In addition to the one from yesterday, add Rob Jackson getting dinged $15,000 for throwing Sam Bradford to the ground
  • and Perry Riley, fined $15,000 for hitting a defenseless player in a punt situation
  • Baltimore Ravens: Haloti Ngata gets $15,000 taken from him for a helmet hit on Mark Sanchez Monday night
  • and the Oakland Raiders get a two-time loser in Richard Seymour: $15,000 between two incidents, a face-mask and another dirty hit.
  • New England Patriots: Patrick Chung hit for $7,500 for unnecessary roughness
  • Arizona Cardinals: Patrick Peterson: $5,000 for roughing the kicker.
So that's $175,000 this week so far. I do think more is coming -- but, as of the information I've been able to glean, I want to give you a bit of trivia:

What do the Indianapolis Colts, New Orleans Saints, Cincinnati Bengals, Kansas City Chiefs, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, and Dallas Cowboys have in common?

According to the information I have been able to glean from various sources on the Internet, these are the only seven teams not to draw NFL fines in the first four weeks of the season.

The game is not being cleaned up, people.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Week 4 Fine Blotter for the NFL

6 players, $102,500 lighter. (And I think this is only part #1.)
  • Brandon Meriweather for the Bears is back in the fine blotter. $20,000 for a helmet-to-helmet (was fined $40,000 for the same last year in a game) against Steve Smith.
  • Jason Babin fined $15,000 for hitting Kyle Orton in the neck -- probably going to get another for his griping tweets about it.
  • Maurkice Pouncey of the Steelers fined $7,500 for a late hit.
  • Eric Frampton of the Minnesota Vikings gets $15,000 for a horse-collar tackle.
  • Anthony Davis of the San Francisco 49'ers got fined $25,000 for two tripping penalties.
  • Niles Paul of the Washington Redskins is $20,000 lighter for a helmet hit on a punt return.
Probably more tomorrow.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Scoreboard update after week 4:

Week 4 2011 average: 47.44, highest of the year, 2nd highest since 2001 (2008).

4-week average: 45.56, still the highest-scoring week 1-4 average since 2001.

Over goes 9-6-1, 5-2 in the last seven games of the weekend -- line was 40 1/2 for the Monday nighter, and they just got it to 41 for 24-17 TB.

And a couple of incidents get the week started all wrong...

Saturday: Illinois-Northwestern

Johnathan Brown has been suspended for one game by the university for this little misadventure.

Literally walks right up to a Northwestern player and knees him right in the family jewels.

And how he was not thrown out of the contest on top of it, I have no idea!!

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A second one I had pointed out to me from a CNN.com report:

I want you to take a look at this CNN video and (if you still don't believe why) ask yourself why there are people very close to me who have given up football.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

So what do we have here this week with the Giants and Arizona?

Saw the article, never saw the play til now. FOXsports.com has Mike Pereira on it's staff, a former ten-year head of officials (five as Director, five as Vice President of Officiating) in the NFL, to talk about various questionable calls.

The article is here, and addresses a call in the New York Giants' 31-27 win over Arizona.

3:10 to go in the fourth, Giants down 27-24.

Manning completes a pass to his wide receiver, is hit, but appears to stay standing until he goes to the ground and THEN releases the ball.

As you well know, the NFL rule is that you have to be downed by contact to be declared down in most cases -- I do believe there is the occasional "surrender" situation, but the point Pereira makes is that it's not evident here.

#1, the catch is clear, even by the Calvin Johnson Rule. He has made several "football moves", but...

#2, he goes to the ground on his own.

Pereira discusses this, and it appears that, by the rule he quotes on when the ball becomes dead, when the receiver went down and ceased advancement, he had "surrendered" the end of the play and flicked the ball out upon doing so.

Here's the rule, from the text of the article:

Rule 7, Section 2, Article 1 (e) states that "an official shall declare the ball dead and the down ended when a runner is out of bounds or declares himself down by falling to the ground, or kneeling and making no effort to advance."

Yes, it's a clear judgement, but the receiver does go down and lays on top of the ball. The real question is when the whistle blows here, and whether he stumbled or went down on his own.

This does appear to be, if not evidence of a rigged game, something to start with.

And the fans rejoice as scoring goes berserk again!!

Well, that took one week.

After a week where the league all but was operating on orders from Vegas to get some money back to the casinos, scoring is back near record highs again.

With the Monday nighter still to play, 2011 week 4 is the second-highest scoring week 4 in the NFL going back to 2001.

2008: 49.15 (mainly held by a 56-35 shootout)
2011: 47.87
2002: 47.21
2006: 46.43
2009: 45.57
2003: 42.93
2010: 41.29
2005: 41.07
2007: 40.57
2004: 38.57
2001: 38.06

So, the current season average list for the first four weeks of the season (Monday nighter of this season to come):

2011 is still the highest-average score in recent league history with an average of 45.63.
2002: 45.38
2008: 45.20
2007: 42.29
2009: 42.06
2003: 41.53
2010: 40.65
2005: 39.83
2006: 39.58
2004: 38.53
2001: 38.47

Meaning we are now four weeks into the season, and, year-over-year, the NFL's scoring is up a solid FIVE POINTS A GAME.

And, since we're at it, let's look and see how much damage Vegas took this week on the O/U, remembering that they were at 70%+ "over" for the first two weeks, and then a 6-10 third week on the "over".

(All information courtesy of vegasinsider.com again:)

DET-DAL: 46 - 46.5 34-30 DET. Over

NO-JAC: 45, with a single 45.5 at the Atlantis. 23-10 NO. Under, the tick didn't matter.

SF-PHI: 43.5- 44 24-23 SF. Over, and did the Philly bettors get burned!

STL-WAS: 44 - 44.5, with one 43.5 at the Wynn. Immediate upward movement when the initial number was 42.5 in most places, but nothing suspicious (the bettors just thought the initial "total" was too low). 17-10 WSH. The initial total was far too high; the game went under by tons.

TEN-CLE: 37.5 - 38, with a couple major moves to get it back in line at places like Stations and the Wynn, where the total actually kicked at 37! 31-13 TEN. Over it went.

BUF-CIN: 42.5 - 43.5, several full-point moves 43 -> 42 about an hour or two before the game kicked. 23-20 CIN. Push at most of the major casinos (except as noted), Under at Atlantis, Stations and the Mirage-MGM, over at the Hilton. You had a middle here!

MIN-KC: 40, and a very rock-solid 40 at that. 22-17 KC. Under it goes, but the total had it roughly right.

CHI-CAR: 42 - 42.5. Original total was 44, and very quickly moved with big under money to where it ended up . 34-29 CHI. $Cam Newton thanks all the under bettors, suckers! Game goes well over!

PIT-HOU: 45.5 - 46.5, depending on how much upward Sunday pressure showed up at the particular casinos, and there was quite a bit where the total got to 46.5! 17-10 HOU. Over bettors with major action get burned, sizzled, and fried, HARDCORE. Under, under, under.

Over-under basically absolutely square: 4-4-1 in the early games.

ATL-SEA: 39 - 39.5, with significant immediate downward movement when the initial total in the low 40's came out. 30-28 ATL. Whee, look at that game go over!

NYG-ARI: 45 - 45.5. SIGNIFICANT CONTROVERSIAL CALL IN THIS GAME, which goes a long way to determining the 31-27 Giants win. Call probably didn't matter on the game going over. If it was a rig, it was a rig for result. (And, given that the Cardinals were involved, that doesn't surprise me a bit. Steelers-Cards Super Bowl, anyone?)

MIA-SD: A solid 45, except you got the tick to 45.5 at Stations and the Atlantis got all the way to 46! 26-16 SD. However you slice it, the number was close enough, and went under.

DEN-GB: 46 - 47.5, which Green Bay alone went over on with 49 in the 49-23 win.

NE-OAK: Somebody was predicting fireworks!! The game opened 53 - 53.5 in most places, and quickly got to where the Wynn opened at 55.5 (and some 56's) pretty quickly! 31-19 NE. Thanks -- for -- coming -- suckers!!!

Over was 3-2 in the late games, 7-6-1 for the week going to:

NYJ-BAL: Game opened at 40.5 - 41, went to 43.5 - 44 before some under pressure came in -- which got summarily burned when Baltimore bitch-slapped the Jets 34-17!!

So that means the "over" for the week is 8-6-1. Not outside the realm of possibility, and several of the games were close to the number, so it sounds like we are getting some stabilization!

Now to check that controversial call...

Week 3 Fine Blotter: Clean Play Initiative = EPIC FAIL. TWENTY-TWO PLAYERS FINED

Catching up on my Fair Play Table, I noticed something alarming from week 3:

This has got to be a record: 22 players were fined by the NFL last week for actions from week 3.
  • Atlanta: William Moore: $7,500 for having to lead with his helmet.
  • Baltimore: Terrell Suggs: $7,500 for a facemask
  • Buffalo: Nick Barnett: $7,500 for slamming Reggie Bush
  • Cleveland got two: Phil Taylor got $7,500 for an illegal hit on quarterback Chad Henne
  • and Mohammed Massaquoi got $7,500 for an illegal excessive celebration.
  • Green Bay: Eric Walden: $15,000 for roughing Jay Cutler
  • Houston: Danieal Manning: $15,000 for an illegal hit on the tight end of the other team.
  • Miami: Three players got the dreaded envelope: Oshansky got $10,000
  • and Bell got $15,000, both for illegal hits on Colt McCoy
  • and Marshall got $7,500 for a late hit on a defender
  • Minnesota: Chad Greenway: $7,500 because he had to horse-collar somebody
  • New England: Ron Ninkovich: $15,000 for leading into the quarterback with his helmet.
  • Pittsburgh with two more fines: Antonio Brown: $7,500 for a chop block
  • and James Farrior gets $15,000 for a late hit on Kerry Collins.
  • San Diego: Travis LeBoy: $15,000 for leading into the quarterback with his helmet.
  • THE BIG LOSERS OF THE WEEK: St. Louis: FOUR players got fined, including our first two-time loser of the season, in the same game!!
  • Bradley Fletcher picked up TWO $7,500 fines in the same game.
  • Jacob Bell: $7,500 for a chop block
  • Jason Smith: $7,500 for having to cheap-shot somebody.
  • and Darion Alexander: $5,000 for roughing the kicker.
  • Tampa Bay: Brian Price: $7,500 for a helmet slap of an opposing lineman.
  • and Tennessee gets two to end the blotter: Jason Jones: $15,000 for helmet-to-helmet on the QB
  • and Daniel Graham gets $5,000 for chucking the ball into the stands.
22 players, $217,500...

#1, you hit the QB with the helmet, it's going to be $15K and more.
#2, learn to fucking play the game by the rules or else...
#3, Goodell, get head out of ass, the fines aren't working.