2025 Week 13 Kayfabe and Political Rankings

Well, I think we have a definitive front-runner for the Super Bowl title.  New England.

Yes, they've beaten a bunch of shit teams, but the fact is that they check the boxes for what it appears the people who want to make the decisions, including Herr Orange Fatfuck, want.

Yeah, it's beginning to look like Super Bowl XXXVI, all over again...

NFC:

Kayfabe:

1) Chicago (9-3, conference tiebreaker over the Rams)

Yes, as of today, the Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC.  No sane person can actually believe they are the best team, but a win over the Packers on Sunday will do a lot.

2) Los Angeles Rams (9-3, loses conference tiebreaker to the Bears)

Spoiler alert:  They are the #1 Political in the NFC.  Not quite sure why everyone is pimping the Rams, but it does appear that they are the team the media, etc. is pimping out of the NFC.

3) Philadelphia (8-4)

4) Tampa Bay (7-5)

5) Seattle (9-3)

6) Green Bay (8-3-1)

7) San Francisco (9-4)

Political:

1) LA Rams

As I said, I'm not sure why they're being pimped (I can come up with two better choices for MAGA from teams out of the playoffs (Carolina and Dallas), and one far below them in them (Green Bay)!).  This would definitely be a "lose to the AFC Champion" scenario.

Not really much to separate the rest, it's just clear that there's a definitely top of the litter as far as who's being pimped.

AFC: 

Kayfabe:

1) New England (11-2)

Finally into their bye week...

The two weakest schedules in the NFL right now are the Patriots and Bears.  Yes, this is bias due to their own records, but they are also at the bottom of Strength of Victory as well.

That said, all the checkmarks are there, and with Bad Bunny scheduled at halftime, you know the "Great" Orange Fatfuck wants his mitts in determining who wins.

2) Denver (10-2)

Probably far and away the 1 and 2 for the Politicals as well.

3) Jacksonville (8-4, common games over Indianapolis)

4) Baltimore (6-6, common games over Pittsburgh)

Both pairs have their first meeting on Sunday in the early slot.

5) LA Chargers (8-4, conference tiebreak over Buffalo and Indianapolis)

6) Indianapolis (8-4, loses conference tiebreak to the Chargers, wins it over the Bills)

7) Buffalo (8-4, loses conference tiebreakers to the Chargers and Colts)

Politicals:

1) New England

2) Denver

and from there...  maybe Baltimore at least to get them up if Lamar can stay healthy... 

And our first LOLCows:  Yep, no less than four teams didn't even make it to December before elimination:  The Giants, Saints, Titans, and Raiders.  The Titans, the only team with one win, have the #1 draft pick right now.