Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Well, now we can write off the Pats for sure, unless beating the shit out of people (allegedly!) is American Patriot Man...

A SECOND New England Patriot has been arraigned on charges of domestic violence.

Christian Barmore has been arraigned on misdemeanor assault and battery for an incident in August.  An argument with a woman (domestic nature) on food and air conditioning temperature.

Well, it's for sure now, if yesterday's news wasn't enough, this would do it.

If the New England Patriots even remotely SNIFF Super Bowl LX, then you know what happened and who made the decision -- and this one would NOT be Roger Goodell. 

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

I know he was probably going to get cut after this week anyway, but the optics of this one...

The Dallas Cowboys have cut (and possibly fired) Trevon Diggs, a two-time Pro Bowl cornerback.

Now, there's no secret:  He was gone anyway after the season.  No further guaranteed money, the team was dissatisfied with his rehab, he was dissatisfied with his role on the team and playing time...

So I get it.  He was gone.

So why cut him THIS WEEK?

Unless...  He IS Stefon's brother, after all.

Do the Cowboys believe Trevon was involved in the incident?  I think so! 

2025 Week 17 Political Rankings -- NFC (and a major possible change to the AFC)

First, the AFC:

As of this morning, Denver is now in front of the AFC Politicals.

Stefon Diggs has been charged with felony strangulation regarding an incident on December 2nd in Massachusetts.

Most other years, this would be a definite.  Like the one year that someone got arrested the week of the Super Bowl and that basically decided everything politically (I believe that was Chiefs-49ers if my memory correctly serves.).  Like the Britt Reid incident, etc.

This year, there is the one caveat of the Big Orange Fuck.  That he is the poster child for something like this MIGHT actually make what Diggs is being charged with be a manifestation of REAL MANHOOD (RARGH!).

If Donald Trump is at least partially calling the shots, and I believe he is, that could actually be something that could put the Patriots over the top, because that could be what a Patriotic White American Male Landowner is designed to do.

But I'm going to put Denver in front at this point in time, with that very important (and large) caveat.

With that, the NFC Politicals:

Still, really only the one team to list:

Chicago.  And that's for the reason I stated last week.

Chicago is a cesspool to the Trump regime.  Indiana went for Trump by 20 points.

The fact that the (next?) three best teams in the NFC are all liberal West Coast (and then you have Philadelphia) means that, as far as a political discussion to win the Super Bowl, especially with Bad Bunny Halftime ICE Mania a very real possibility (I wonder if Vegas is going to take bets that the authorities prevent the Super Bowl Halftime Show from completing...), it's either Chicago or hold your nose in the NFC.

The other six NFC playoff teams are:

  • Three liberal West Coast situations
  • Philadelphia (which see Chicago)
  • Green Bay (too crippled to be credible at this point -- they'll probably only be served for the 2-7 with Chicago)
  • and an NFC South winner that might well be 8-9 if Tampa Bay wins.

After Sunday's festival, I do think they now have it down to San Francisco and Chicago for the NFC title game for POINTS! and EXCITEMENT!! 

I do still believe that, except for Chicago, they're all jobbing to whoever wins the AFC. 

Monday, December 29, 2025

2025 Week 17 Kayfabe -- NFC

I don't think anything here changes with tonight's result -- game just started.

1) Seattle (13-3, IN)

2) Chicago (11-5, NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS, wins HTH tiebreaker over Philadelphia)

3) Philadelphia (11-5, NFC EAST CHAMPIONS, loses HTH tiebreaker to Chicago)

4) Same convention as with the AFC post:  Carolina-Tampa Bay winner is NFC South champion and the #4, loser is out.

5) San Francisco (12-4, IN)

6) LA Rams (11-4, IN)

Even if the Rams win tonight in Atlanta, they still are behind in division record to San Francisco (4-1 vs. 3-2).

7) Green Bay (9-6-1, POSITION LOCKED) 

Week 18:

Irrelevant:  Vikings/Packers, Cowboys/Giants, Saints/Falcons

Win or Go Home:  Saturday's early game:  Carolina vs. Tampa Bay.  Winner is the NFC South Champion and the #4, loser is done for the year.

So a lot to unpack in just four games:

Seattle is the #1 if they beat San Francisco.  The #5 if they do not and the Rams also lose.  If the Rams win, divisional record gives the Rams the #5.

San Francisco is the #1 if they beat Seattle, because even with a three-way tie, 3-1 against the Rams and Seattle is better than Seattle or the Rams can do (HTH record).

The Rams can't win the NFC West because, even if they beat the Cardinals and San Francisco beats Seattle, San Fran would have a 5-1 division record to break the tie in their favor.  However, there are still seeding implications:  A win means they are the #5, otherwise, they are the #6 regardless.

Chicago is the #2 if they beat Detroit OR Philadelphia loses to Washington.  Philadelphia must beat Washington and have Chicago lose to take the #2.  The other is the #3. 

2025 Week 17 Kayfabe and Political -- AFC

Game tonight is all NFC.  Only one playoff spot remains in the AFC.

So we'll start with the Politicals first.

1) New England

2) Denver

Still think the "Patriot" angle, especially with Fatfuck and Bad Bunny, is not only a neck in front for the AFC, but more than that ahead of anything the NFC has to offer politically.  And, as I've said before, if you thought 2025 was Trump politicizing everything badly, I don't think that has anything to offer with 2026, the 250 year anniversary, the World Cup, the Winter Transphobe Games, etc.

3) Buffalo

I do think they could well be in the league's back pocket.  If there was a year to pay off the Bills Mafia and Josh Allen, this could well be the one.  I just think there's a far more intensive political angle with at least the #1 above.  And the reason they're #3 behind Denver is, more, kayfabe -- Buffalo is a wildcard team.

The other three teams all in the playoffs now have two major flaws:  Yes, I do think The Race Card at quarterback is a very important thing, especially with Orange Fatfuck getting his tiny hands into the equation.  And LA, either way (Chargers or Rams) is a flat no as things presently stand.

The only reason I'm not rating Pittsburgh #4 at this point (because of COVIDIOT-8 and very little else!) is because they have to beat Baltimore next week to even get in.

Kayfabe:

1) Denver (13-3, won AFC West, wins common game tiebreaker over the Patriots

Common:  Raiders (NE 0-1, DEN 2-0), Titans (both won), Bengals (both won), Giants (both won), Jets (NE 2-0, DEN 1-0)

2) New England (13-3, won AFC East, loses common game tiebreaker with the Patriots.

3) Jacksonville (12-4, IN)

4) This one, I'll save time and just say the Pittsburgh-Baltimore Week 18 winner.

5) Houston (11-5, IN, wins HTH sweep over LAC and BUF AND conference record tiebreaker (9-2) over both the Chargers and Buffalo (both 8-3)) 

6) Los Angeles Chargers (11-5, IN, wins common game tiebreaker over the Bills)

7) Buffalo (11-5, IN, loses common game tiebreaker with the Chargers)

Common:  Chiefs (LAC 2-0, BUF 1-0), Steelers (both won), Eagles (LAC won, BUF lost), Dolphins (LAC won, BUF lost)

Week 18 in the AFC:

Plenty to unpack here.

Irrelevant:  Raiders/Chiefs, Cleveland/Cincinnati.

Win or Go Home:  Sunday nighter:  Baltimore at Pittsburgh, winner is the #4, loser is out.

Denver is the #1 seed if they defeat the Chargers, or if Denver does no worse than both Jacksonville and New England.

New England is the #1 seed if they defeat Miami AND Denver loses.  Jacksonville has a better conference record than both New England and Denver, so a New England loss means they are out for the #1.  New England can be no worse than the #3 to begin with, nor no less than the #2 if they win.

Jacksonville is the #1 seed if they defeat Indianapolis AND both New England and Denver lose (conference record, 10-2 vs. 8-4 each).

Houston wins the AFC South and snags the #3 if they beat Indianapolis and somehow Jacksonville loses to Tennessee.  Houston is the #5 if they and Jacksonville both win, or if all three of Houston, the Chargers, and Buffalo all lose.

LAC is the #5 with a win and a Houston loss.  LAC is #6 with a win.

Buffalo, to improve their position, must win and have at least one of the Chargers and Houston lose.

Sunday, December 28, 2025

I think we have our NFC Championship Game...

They usually do trial runs in this, and I think San Francisco's win over Chicago tonight probably was a trial run for an NFC Championship Game.

And then we have Week 18.

I guess I was wrong about them sloughing off Raiders-Chiefs.  They'll let it go at 4:25 Eastern Sunday, even though the game means nothing. 

I actually disagree with most of the people about the decision for the Sunday nighter.  COVIDIOT-8?  A possible Lamar Jackson?  Figure it out.  It's Steelers-Ravens.

The other win or go home is the Saturday early game.  The NFC West showdown (Seattle-San Francisco) is late Saturday.

The other four completely irrelevant games, as is usual custom for the last week, go early.

The two other early games on Sunday are the AFC South, so New England and Denver, who play late, will kick off knowing what they have to do. 

Yeah, he stepped in, didn't he?

Both other playoff spots which could've been clinched today weren't, and are set for head-to-head Week 18 matchups.

  • Shedeur Sanders could only lead the Browns to 13 points -- but when your defense gives up only six...  Tree, if Shedeur sucks that bad, what does that make COVIDIOT-8?  Just asking for a friend...  Welcome to Days of Our Steelers...
  • That means Week 18, Steelers-Ravens in Pittsburgh for all the marbles.
  • And hoo boy, that NFC South... The Buccaneers lost 20-17 to Miami, and that should've slammed the door there and gotten Carolina the situation, but Seattle slammed Carolina instead, 27-10.
  • And that means Carolina goes to Tampa next week for the NFC South -- and if Tampa wins it, 8-9 wins the division!

So now we have the following as of 3:30 PM PST Sunday.

NFC:

  1. Seattle clinches the #1 seed if Chicago loses to San Francisco tonight.
  2. Seattle can do no worse than the #2 seed.
  3. Either Chicago or Philadelphia goes in this spot.  Chicago clinches no worse than the #3 if they win tonight.
  4. The Carolina-Tampa winner is the #4.
  5. The two 11-4 NFC wildcards that are the #5 and #6 play prime-time this week.
  6. So nothing is determined here at all, including that at least one of them can win the division, but they must win out and Seattle must lose to San Francisco next week.
  7. Green Bay is the #7. 

AFC:

  1. Denver has the edge on New England if they both go 14-3 due to common games record, so Denver wins the #1 with a win over the Chargers next week.  If Denver loses and New England wins over Miami, then New England gets the #1.  If Jacksonville (who needs a win or a Houston loss to Indianapolis to clinch the AFC South) wins over Tennessee and both Denver and New England lose, Jacksonville gets the #1 on the basis of a 10-2 conference record vs. 8-4 for the other two.
  2. A win by New England means they can do no worse than the #2.  A loss by Denver and a win by Jacksonville means Jacksonville can do no worse than the #2 because Jacksonville beat Denver (or see above if it ends a three-way tie at 13-4).
  3. Denver, Jacksonville, Houston, or New England, depending on who's the low division winner on the totem pole after next Sunday.
  4. The Pittsburgh-Baltimore winner is the #4.
  5. Unless Buffalo comes back, all three wild-card teams will be 11-5.
  6. So nothing will be determined for these three spots.
  7. Houston has a one-game advantage in conference record over Buffalo and the Chargers, so a win, at minimum, gets them the #5 (it could win them the division and perhaps throw the tiebreaker into a strength of victory/schedule scenario).

Still no official announcement.

Here are the known irrelevant games as of this moment for Week 18:

  • Saints-Falcons
  • Browns-Bengals
  • Chiefs-Raiders
  • Packers-Vikings
  • Cowboys-Giants

So that means those games will probably get sloughed off into the early block.  Chiefs-Raiders could even get moved early Saturday because it's in Las Vegas and they don't usually like to do 10 AM Pacific starts out there.  The other four games will almost certainly be 1 Eastern starts. 

So if we had to guess right now:  Chiefs-Raiders and one of the two win and in games Saturday.  The four irrelevant games 1 Eastern Sunday.  You could well have an inverted Sunday schedule:  Four early games, the rest late.  The other win and in Sunday night, probably Steelers-Ravens.  They probably won't do a full inversion, but, at the very least, probably Bears-Lions and the two NFC West games late.

Saturday, December 27, 2025

Goodell must be crying right about now.

A week and 3/4 to go in the NFL season, and only two playoff spots left.  The Lions lost on Thursday, so they're out and the Packers are in.  Houston won today, they're in and Indianapolis is out.

If Baltimore loses to the Packers tonight in the Battle of the Backups, they're out and Pittsburgh is in. 

EDIT TO ADD:  Not yet.  Packers got completely run over.  About the only purpose Green Bay is going to have going forward is a probable manipulated third matchup (probably as the 2-7) with Chicago.  Especially with Love out with a concussion too, no further use for them at all.

So, going into tomorrow, still two spots left to decide, the AFC North and NFC South:

  • Pittsburgh goes to Cleveland early.  They win, they are in and Baltimore is out.  Cleveland wins, then it's Week 18 with Pittsburgh and Baltimore, and they play each other in Pittsburgh.  Hmmm, you think that might've had something to do with the result tonight?  Might want to consider laying some money on Cleveland if so inclined tomorrow.   
  • Carolina hosts Seattle, Tampa Bay goes to Miami, both early.  Now that I've had time to explore:  If Carolina wins this week over Seattle, they win the division on conference record even if Tampa Bay wins next week.  However if they lose this week to Seattle, Carolina-Tampa is also Win Or Go Home, because Tampa can win the division on common games record by beating Carolina.  I'd say go with the hot hand in Seattle, but who cares about the NFC South?   

Seeds locked:

NFC:

The winner of the NFC South is the #4.

Green Bay is the #7.

Tomorrow:

The NFC West winner is the #1 if the Seahawks or 49ers can get to 13 wins and Chicago loses.  Chicago is at San Francisco in a huge game Sunday night.

The Eagles are at least the #3 with a win or a Carolina tie or loss.  Philadelphia goes to Buffalo late.

AFC:

The winner of the AFC North is the #4. 

Note:

There is no common-game tiebreaker between the Patriots and Broncos.  The Broncos have four games common, but the Patriots only have three. 

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

This is suspicious, either way...

Trapising through my normal view of social media (often with hashtag #rigged), I happened upon something interesting, as some would put it.

A one-time used "NFL is Rigged" X account, talking in terms of 2016 and Super Bowl 50...

(And, before you look on the page, I did research whether post times could be altered, and they at least claim they cannot be.)

But, either way...  This is quite suspicious.  Read the purported date and pull up the boxscore

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

And Metcalf's not the only one banned for the rest of the season...

Two bans for the rest of the season have been upheld.

DK Metcalf's, obviously...

But Denzel Perryman of the Chargers has also been banned under the Road to Burfict Rule.  A helmet-to-helmet foul on Dallas' Ryan Flournoy got him in person with the NFL, and he has been banned two games for a record of NFL violent disciplinary actions.

This is his second on-field suspension for helmet fouls, for which he has been fined or suspended six times in his 11-year NFL career. 

That suspension may be the most expensive in sports history...

DK Metcalf, who was suspended two games for an altercation with a fan he has historic beef with (and the non-zero chance the fan spewed racial slurs), has just, as a result of the suspension, had his entire contract guarantee voided:  FORTY.  MILLION.  DOLLARS.

Monday, December 22, 2025

2025 NFL Week 16 Kayfabe and Political Reports -- NFC

Before we do, though, some additions from tonight from the AFC side:

Indianapolis' loss means the two 11-win wildcard contenders (Buffalo and the Chargers) and the 11-win Jaguars join New England and Denver in the playoffs.

Meaning there's only two spots left in the AFC.  One of them goes to the winner of the AFC North.  The other goes to Houston unless they lose twice and Indy wins twice.

In the NFC:

Kayfabe: 

All four division leaders are spaced out, no tiebreakers needed.

1) Seattle (12-3, IN)

Probably needs both wins for not only the #1 seed, but the NFC West as well.

2) Chicago (11-4, IN)

The win over the Packers ends the NFC North.  Chicago will be the NFC North champions, barring two losses and two Packer wins, but who's going to be quarterbacking the Packers, some guy in the popcorn stand?

3) Philadelphia (10-5, CHAMPIONS OF THE NFC EAST)

Need a lot of help to improve their position, though.

4) Carolina (8-7)

Same situation in the NFC South as in the AFC North.  Carolina goes to Tampa Week 18 in a game that might end up in the late window.

5) San Francisco (11-4, IN, divisional record tiebreaker over the Rams)

6) LA Rams (11-4, IN, loses divisional record tiebreaker to San Francisco)

Yes, this means, two weeks out, there are only four spots left for the playoffs.  The two suck divisions and the two #7s.

7) Green Bay (9-5-1)

Something gives me the impression they might want Green Bay vs. Chicago again at some point in these playoffs, Jordan Love's health pending.

ON THE OUTSIDE:

Detroit at 8-7 for the #7.

Tampa Bay at 7-8 for the NFC South.

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Before we get to the NFC Politicals:

I usually do a nice rundown of how Goodell likes to make as many games relevant for Week 17 as he can.

He's got a MAJOR problem in that regard.

Ten of the fourteen playoff spots have already been clinched:  Patriots, Bills, Jaguars, Broncos, and Chargers in the AFC, Eagles, Bears, Seahawks, 49ers, and Rams in the NFC.

Here's the fun part:  The two #7's are both "one win and in" situations for the Texans in the AFC and the Packers in the NFC.

The Steelers are "one win and in" to win the AFC North.

Here's a scenario for you:

  1. Houston beats the Chargers OR Indianapolis loses to Jacksonville -- that gets Houston in either way.
  2. Green Bay beats Baltimore OR Detroit loses to Minnesota -- that gets Green Bay in either way
  3. Pittsburgh beats Cleveland or Baltimore loses to Green Bay -- that gets Pittsburgh in either way
  4. The one buggy-boo:  Carolina must beat Seattle AND Tampa Bay must lose to Miami.

If all four of those conditions are met, the ONLY relevance to Week 18 will be seeding and placement.  If I were a betting man, I'd be considering either Baltimore beating Green Bay (and then Detroit beating Minnesota) and Pittsburgh losing to Cleveland, if I were interested.

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NFC Politicals:

Yes, a new top dog in the political race in the NFC.  There actually is, now, with some of the news coming out of the Bears, a possible angle for the NFL and Trump to actually want the Bears at least in the Super Bowl, if not winning it.

1) The Indiana Bears

Chicago is a very repulsive city to MAGA.

Trump carried Indiana by almost 20 points.

Do I think that's completely a factor in the Bears announcement of considering Indiana for their new stadium?  Yes, but if and only if they've already been told that an improvement of their political situation with the power is required for them to win (or get to) a Super Bowl.

The Chiefs have just stated they are going to be playing in a stadium in suburban Kansas.  Do I think that doesn't have some political possibility too?  Probably.  There's a lot of MAGA in the Chiefs, and they do need to get their mojo back after being completely exposed as rigged paper tigers, this year being the result, culminating in Mahomes' ACL and the possible retirement of Travis Kelce. 

The other three of the four best teams in the NFC are all West Coast, and I can't see them not simply being served up to the AFC representative (barring a Super Bowl Week incident), especially if it's New England (Denver and Buffalo to a lesser extent -- call those "probablies"). 

Is it more likely that Seattle, San Francisco, or the Rams get to the Super Bowl?  Yes.

But I think the only NFC team with a political chance to win right now is the Bears, and I do think the Indiana move is a large part of it. 

And, as again predicted:

DK Metcalf has been suspended for the remainder of the regular season for his altercation with a Detroit fan at Ford Field.

And the worse thing is this probably isn't the first time:  The two apparently have beef and history. 

That is Metcalf's EIGHTEENTH NFL fine/suspension infringement since his career began in 2019. 

Here's another one to show how the NFL manipulates not only games, but the rhetoric...

Final play of Steelers-Lions.  Lions are down 4 and must get a touchdown to win, and they appear like they are going to do so, especially with two major Steeler penalties on the drive.

A pass is thrown near the end zone, but caught in the field of play, and the player is about to be stopped, but then laterals the ball to the Lions quarterback, who dives into the end zone for the winning score.

Or does he?

After significant discussion, a flag which had been thrown is revealed to be offensive pass interference, and the Lions fans are having a cow.

When you see this video and the blatant nature of the OPI, not only was it the correct call, but you have to believe Amon Ra-St. Brown was in on it.

Why?  Who's the quarterback for the Steelers again?

 

Sunday, December 21, 2025

2025 Week 16 NFL Kayfabe and Political Rankings -- AFC only

Yes, Indianapolis plays tomorrow, and that's important for at least kayfabe, but the position is locked either way.

But we can do the AFC either way on Indianapolis (San Francisco, however, is a bit more complicated on both ends, so that has to wait until after MNF)...

Kayfabe:

New England and Denver are 12-3 and both IN THE PLAYOFFS.

1) Denver (12-3, IN, common game tiebreaker over New England)

It is beginning to look like Denver-Chargers is going to be the Week 18 finale.  The Chargers can win the West with two wins.  Denver MUST beat the Chargers or hope the Chargers lose next week.  And that's just the division.

2) New England (12-3, IN, loses common game tiebreaker to Denver) 

New England needs two wins and a Denver loss (either game) for the #1 seed.  They split with the 11-4 Bills, so every win counts.

3) Jacksonville (11-4, IN if Indianapolis loses Monday night)

They have wins over the Chargers and Broncos.  New England somewhat complicates things for them, but two wins would give Jacksonville a conference record tiebreaker over everybody not named the Chargers or Texans.  They split with the 10-5 Texans, same drill as the Patriots.

4) Pittsburgh (9-6, WINS THE AFC NORTH with a win or a Baltimore loss, but is out if they lose twice and Baltimore wins twice)

And yes, Lions fans, that was Offensive Pass Interference on the final play there. 

5) LA Chargers (11-4, wins conference record tiebreaker over Buffalo because Buffalo has one more conference loss in playing one more AFC game already (8-2 vs. 8-3), IN if Indianapolis loses Monday night)

The Jaguars won the meeting between the two, however.  They need probably two wins, a New England loss, and a Jacksonville loss for the #1 seed.

Win next week, Chargers-Broncos is for the whole shooting match in the West no matter what the Broncos do next week.  

6) Buffalo (11-4, loses conference record tiebreaker to the Chargers, IN if Indianapolis loses Monday night)

Split the Patriots, but lost another game in the division, so they need two wins and a Patriots loss to explore further tiebreakers in the East, which would be their only path to the #1 seed -- win that tiebreaker (which is too deep to look at, hope the Chargers win the West at 13-4, and survive the Chargers and maybe the Jaguars.

7) Houston (10-5)

OUTSIDE LOOKING IN:

Indianapolis (8-6, pretty much must win Monday Night, wild card only)

A loss would mean they would have to win next week, Houston would have to lose, and then Indy would have to beat Houston Week 18. 

Baltimore (7-8, division only, must win twice and have Pittsburgh lose twice)

Political:

1) New England

2) Denver

Still have the Patriots a neck in front of the Broncos because of name and the fact that Drake Maye really DOES appear to be on the short list of a mega-push this year.  MVP may come down to the two (White) quarterbacks.

3) Pittsburgh

As much as Jacksonville has two games on them and Pittsburgh is probably going to face a team with a better record than them at their home field on wild-card weekend, it can and will not be ignored that, for all intents and purposes, MAGA COVIDIOT-8 is going to be in the playoffs.  Yes, I do believe, as a result of Aaron Rodgers' political beliefs, they've got a better shot than the Chargers.

Somehow.  As UrinatingTree says, the bullshit IS real.

4) Buffalo

Very quiet 11-4, and it really does sound to me like they're being held in the back pocket, just in case.  As much as Buffalo has made a lot of regular season noise, though, other teams have gotten more of a push.

Not considering:

LA Chargers due to LA, and the fact that their fanbase probably resembles Phoenix' the one year they made the Super Bowl.

Jacksonville because of a Black quarterback and several other more "patriotic" (read: White) alternatives.  The geography fits and the league themselves have probably wanted to push Trevor Lawrence, but I don't think this one is in their hands at all.  

Houston, about the same problem as Jacksonville, and about the only people who really know the Strouds are those who know Tom Grossi memes, such as myself.

Indianapolis has been pulled for some odd reason, and Baltimore is all but out.

ELIMINATED:  Jets, Dolphins, Browns, Bengals, Titans, Chiefs, and Raiders. 

After Further Review: DK Metcalf -- AGAIN!

Throw this cocksucker out of the league.  (Not just for this one act.  I think everyone knows he's got a record of this bullshit.)

 And you mean to tell me the league can't review that? If not, change the damn rule!

Friday, December 19, 2025

And, as predicted:

For LAST WEEK'S comments, Puka Nacua has been fined $25,000.

And yet more from last night's debacle:

One of the Seahawks has been suspended for spiking one of the Rams in the first quarter.

Derick Hall drew a one-game ban for stomping on the leg of Kevin Dotson of the Rams.

After Further Review: Puka screws the Rams, and it sounds like he's not finished...

Hey Puka Nacua:  Care to shut up yet?

We got a LOT to unpack here.  

Let's start before the big officiating to-do...

Earlier in the game (and I can't tell which from the video), the Rams were forced to settle for a field goal after THIS was called Ineligible Man Downfield after a Rams touchdown:

At best, that's ticky-tack.  The lineman is clearly engaged until just a moment before the ball is thrown and has no time to re-legalize himself.

It's 30-16 in the fourth to the Rams, and the Seahawks get a punt return for a touchdown.  And this looks like it was pretty much given too!

Then, three and out for the Rams and TWO PLAYS LATER...

Here's the touchdown that ended up tying the game.  See if you notice the same thing I did...

Wide... Fucking... Open... Not a defender within five yards.

That gets it to 30-28.

Here's the 2-point conversion everyone is talking about...

The booth reviewed it. It WAS a lateral.

There's another problem, though.  They BLEW THE PLAY DEAD, and the review basically reversed the entire situation and awarded the two points!!

From the NFL Rulebook, Rule 7-2-o  (Emphasis DTByrd):

That ball is dead and they have to replay the try upon a review that the pass was actually backward.  There is NO AUTHORITY at that point to allow the play to complete and award the two points.

Those two points directly tied the game and sent it to overtime.

Edit to Add 3:15 PM PDT 12/19:  The NFL, however, claims the officials DO have the right to so award, by another (contradictory) rule:  15-2-3, Awarding Possession, says they CAN do it.  But people have also pointed out that, due to the Holy Roller Rule (8-7-6), any fumble on a try can only be recovered by the player who had the ball last -- in this case, the quarterback... 

The Rams scored a touchdown and got the kick to go up 37-30, but the Seahawks, under the new overtime rules, get the ball.  They drive the field for the touchdown, and you all see what's coming...

That was not only a rigged game by the referees, but the Rams were acting on league orders to throw the game.  And if you're a Rams fan today, you can thank Puka Nacua for ALL OF IT.

Puka Nacua opened his mouth again on the officials after last night's game -- and if the Rams want to have any kind of a season left they can be proud out, the NFL has sent a clear message: Suspend or CUT the guy.

Thursday, December 18, 2025

A little late for me to do Political/Kayfabe this week...

If it weren't the top two teams in the NFC tonight on Thursday Night Football, I probably still would.

But we need to have a talk about the Nacua family, who might just have put the pin in the Rams' political chances at all.  We'll see starting in Seattle tonight.

Earlier this week, I noted that Rams player Puka Nacua had spoken out against the refereeing in the league.

Then, Nacua said that, if he scored tonight, he would perform the anti-semitic "Covetous Jew" dance -- an act for which he should've been immediately suspended by the league.  The NFL has cowardly put out a "statement", but Nacua should be sitting the rest of the regular season for that shit.

But THEN, his brother was one of two men arrested for stealing the car of Lakers player Adou Theiro. 

Methinks we have a clear #1 in Seattle in the NFC.  We'll know more after tonight's game. 

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Been away a few days. Some catch-up:

  •  Week 14 Gameday Accountability (scroll to Week 14 if you look at it later this season)...
  1. 17 fines this week
  2. Only two were even $17,000+
  3. Biggest fine of the week was Alex Anzalone of the Lions, $17,968 for piling on -- it was listed as "Striking/kicking", etc., but it was for a leap into the pile in the game against the Cowboys.
  4. The other was a repeat offender Taunting foul by Tariq Woolen of the Seahawks, $17,389.  One of only three unsportsmanlike fouls fined this week.  Woolen's third taunting offense and fourth fine in just 13 months.
  • Are we ready to put football on trial yet for Football Man?  Ohio University has fired, for cause, head coach Brian Smith for the type of misconduct that the wording they used, quoted in the articles about the firing, indicates ANOTHER sexual harassment situation.
  • Expect a $25,000 fine for the Rams Puka Nacua.  Called the referees "the worst" and says they make calls to get themselves on television.  You're fucking 11-3 and the #1 seed in the NFC, and you're going to mouth like that?  You know something's coming, I take it...    
  • Tua Tagovailoa has finally been benched for poor play by the Dolphins.  Let's hope that's the first step that he never takes the field again before the next concussion turns out terminal.  When those fingers went all odd directions after that one, he never belonged on a football field again.     

Friday, December 12, 2025

After Further Review, another fixed prime-time game...

No chance this guy was in bounds, and you can almost see the official waiting for the word in his ear to score the touchdown from New York...

 

Thursday, December 11, 2025

All Hell Is Breaking Loose...

Just in the last couple of days:

  • Michigan football coach Sherone Moore was fired for an affair with a staffer.
  • Then arrested when he went to her house and threatened to kill them both.  He's now in protective custody.
  • Now word the university knew of his mental-health condition.  Oh, that's gotta be a great look for a football program already on the ropes after the other garbage which got revealed.    
  • Knowing this, they still fired Moore 1-on-1 -- no security, no HR person present to guard against a possible physical retaliation.
  • Warde Manuel, the Michigan Athletic Director, is almost-certainly going to be fired, but present reports indicating he has appear, as of the time of this writing, to be false.

Elsewhere:

  • The situation is so bad in Indianapolis that Philip Rivers has been plucked out of retirement (at 44!) to QB the team.  This should be the end of all Colin Kaepernick speculation, once and for all.
  • We have another college athlete ensnared in the previously-reported betting scandal.  Marcus Williams of the University of San Francisco should be arrested soon.  The NCAA has reported he apparently provided material betting information to already-proved gambling involvement Mykell Robinson for at least nine games last season.
  • But the worse news for the NCAA and for what's left of college-pro sports is something ESPN deliberately chose to bury:  There are investigations either in progress or completed against athletes from Western Michigan, Dayton, Eastern Kentucky, and Wisconsin.  If you are paying some of the players, then you also open the door that if certain players aren't getting paid enough to keep the games fair then -- like video games -- they won't.  
  • When is Grayson Allen finally going to be run out of basketball?
  • A Federal lawsuit between NASCAR and at least two of their charter organizations regarding monopoly status of the sport has been settled, late in the process.  No terms released. 
  • Outside of sports:  Five European countries say they will no longer take part in the Eurovision Song Contest as long as Israel is allowed to continue to compete, for obvious reasons.
  • The 2024 winner, Swiss singer Nemo, has also renounced his victory and returned his trophy.
  • If people think the politicization of everything is bad now, you just wait... 
  • The House of Representatives, as part of a military bill, has passed a provision banning outside drone technology from American sporting events.

Monday, December 8, 2025

2025 NFL Week 14 Kayfabe and Political Rankings

God, for being two of the better teams in the NFL, that game tonight was UGLY.  Most turnovers in an NFL game since 2000 (8).

Well, that shakes things up a bit.

NFC:

Kayfabe:

1) LA Rams (10-3, HTH win over the Seahawks)

Might get a good idea what these guys are worth in the next two weeks.  Home to Detroit and then at the Seahawks in the rematch.

2) Green Bay (9-3-1)

Oh, if they only won at least one of the earlier-season games they could've.  None of the three losses nor the tie are very good on their record.  Some might consider them the best in the NFC, but @Denver, @Chicago, Baltimore will say quite a bit.

3) Philadelphia (8-5)

That division is turning into as much a Tank Division as the AFC North!

4) Tampa Bay (7-6, common games over Carolina)

They play twice in the last three weeks, including Week 18.  Early candidate for Win or Go Home Sunday nighter?

5) Seattle (10-3, loses HTH with the Rams)

Bit of a road to hoe after next week with the depleted Colts.  Home to the Rams in the rematch, at Carolina and San Francisco.

6) San Francisco (9-4, wins conference tiebreaker over the Bears)

7) Chicago (9-4, loses conference tiebreaker to San Francisco)

They do play, Week 17, the Sunday night after Christmas.

Detroit is one game out, Carolina is two.

Political:

I'm not comfortable ranking the NFC teams.  I think they all have enough political weaknesses that none of them are going to win a Donald Trump-driven Super Bowl (Super Bowl "We Hate Bad Bunny, even though Puerto Rico is an American territory!").

If you don't believe me, answer this about another game this week:  If Lamar Jackson were White, and/or pro-MAGA, that pass to Isiah Likely is a touchdown, right?

Yeah, I went there.

AFC:  

Kayfabe:

1) Denver (11-2, 7-2 conference record, 6-2 for New England)

Only two of their eleven wins have been outside one score.  If that doesn't indicate some pimping...  Big game:  #1 AFC vs. #2 NFC late window Sunday with Green Bay that should tell us a lot about both teams and where they are going.

2) New England (11-2, loses conference record tiebreak to Denver)

I still think this is where Trumpie and the MAGAs want to go, especially with the likes of the Charlie Kirk Memorial Halftime Show, etc.

3) Jacksonville (9-4)

4) Pittsburgh (7-6)

Don't think some of us haven't noticed that bias there, NFL...

5) LA Chargers (9-4, 7-2 vs. 6-3 conference record with Buffalo)

6) Buffalo (9-4, loses conference tiebreaker to the Chargers)

7) Houston (8-5, HTH win over the Colts, rematch in Week 18)

Kayfabe:

1) New England

2) Denver

3) Pittsburgh

4) Buffalo

5) Houston 

After Further Review: Some more..

It now appears that you need to actually possess the ball for "three feet", rather than just the two, according to the tap-dancing lemmings in the NFL having to explain the rigging of Sunday's Baltimore loss to the COVIDIOT-8 Steelers.

And then there's this one with Tampa Bay and the Saints...  Second replay will probably do better.

 

Look, I'm all for folding the Raiders at this point...

Dave Portnoy of Barshit takes it too far.  As he has openly called for the murder of head coach Pete Carroll.

Seriously.

No joke. 

Sunday, December 7, 2025

After Further Review: The Quarterback Race Card??

Steelers win, and it's complete refball...

 



One of the major reasons I have not been posting as much is I do believe that, if you think this year is bad for politicization of everything around the Orange Oompa-Loompa Jabba The Hutt, you haven't seen anything yet. I don't think it's just Lamar being Black, but that the other quarterback is COVIDIOT-8, one of the most MAGA pieces of shit in the NFL.

And it sounds to me that, finally, the entire system may be falling apart... (CFP/Bowls)

It's about 15 minutes after the most bullshit CFP reveal, and, already, there are five pieces of news coming from it.

  1. Alabama gets rim-jobbed to #9, even though they got completely blown out by Georgia.  I get that the counter-argument is "why play the conference championship game at that point", but the fact is you wouldn't do that if it weren't a blueblood like Alabama.  There was even talk that completely doing this could end the concept of conference championship games.
  2. The committee puts Miami in at #10, even though the conference was won by an 8-5 Duke team which will be nowhere near the tournament.  This should, in the spirit of all the years Boise State never got a BCS title shot, disqualify all teams from the ACC.  The ACC is teetering off the cliff of being "Power 4" (more like Power 3 at this point!), and the fact that a substandard team won the conference should reflect on the rest of the conference vis-a-vis CFP bids.  Another preference to the bluebloods.
  3. This removes Notre Dame, and Texas (below even BYU) from the tournament.  I have no issue with James Madison (a second Go5 conference champion) getting in -- that is the rules of the situation.  I have issue with Alabama getting in because of their blowout loss to Georgia, and I have issue with any ACC team getting in.  That would mean Texas and probably BYU at that point, since Miami beat Notre Dame.  (It does appear that Miami got in because of the HTH win over Notre Dame, which makes sense.
  4. But this out of the Big XII.  Iowa State AND Kansas State have both refused their bowl bids already.
  5. And, hence, both teams have been fined $500,000 by the conference themselves.  This is going to seriously gunk up the situation, and may create a situation where more teams might refuse.  There's already word Auburn may also refuse. 

Saturday, December 6, 2025

2025 NFL Week 13 Discipline Blotter

Week 13's Gameday Accountability list is out -- scroll down if applicable.

  • 29 total fines this week.
  • Ten of them were unsportsmanlike conduct.
  • But Isiah Pacheco drew the short straw:  $46,371 -- repeat offender leading with the helmet.  His third fine in just over a season, all for the helmet.

Monday, December 1, 2025

2025 Week 13 Kayfabe and Political Rankings

Well, I think we have a definitive front-runner for the Super Bowl title.  New England.

Yes, they've beaten a bunch of shit teams, but the fact is that they check the boxes for what it appears the people who want to make the decisions, including Herr Orange Fatfuck, want.

Yeah, it's beginning to look like Super Bowl XXXVI, all over again...

NFC:

Kayfabe:

1) Chicago (9-3, conference tiebreaker over the Rams)

Yes, as of today, the Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC.  No sane person can actually believe they are the best team, but a win over the Packers on Sunday will do a lot.

2) Los Angeles Rams (9-3, loses conference tiebreaker to the Bears)

Spoiler alert:  They are the #1 Political in the NFC.  Not quite sure why everyone is pimping the Rams, but it does appear that they are the team the media, etc. is pimping out of the NFC.

3) Philadelphia (8-4)

4) Tampa Bay (7-5)

5) Seattle (9-3)

6) Green Bay (8-3-1)

7) San Francisco (9-4)

Political:

1) LA Rams

As I said, I'm not sure why they're being pimped (I can come up with two better choices for MAGA from teams out of the playoffs (Carolina and Dallas), and one far below them in them (Green Bay)!).  This would definitely be a "lose to the AFC Champion" scenario.

Not really much to separate the rest, it's just clear that there's a definitely top of the litter as far as who's being pimped.

AFC: 

Kayfabe:

1) New England (11-2)

Finally into their bye week...

The two weakest schedules in the NFL right now are the Patriots and Bears.  Yes, this is bias due to their own records, but they are also at the bottom of Strength of Victory as well.

That said, all the checkmarks are there, and with Bad Bunny scheduled at halftime, you know the "Great" Orange Fatfuck wants his mitts in determining who wins.

2) Denver (10-2)

Probably far and away the 1 and 2 for the Politicals as well.

3) Jacksonville (8-4, common games over Indianapolis)

4) Baltimore (6-6, common games over Pittsburgh)

Both pairs have their first meeting on Sunday in the early slot.

5) LA Chargers (8-4, conference tiebreak over Buffalo and Indianapolis)

6) Indianapolis (8-4, loses conference tiebreak to the Chargers, wins it over the Bills)

7) Buffalo (8-4, loses conference tiebreakers to the Chargers and Colts)

Politicals:

1) New England

2) Denver

and from there...  maybe Baltimore at least to get them up if Lamar can stay healthy... 

And our first LOLCows:  Yep, no less than four teams didn't even make it to December before elimination:  The Giants, Saints, Titans, and Raiders.  The Titans, the only team with one win, have the #1 draft pick right now.