Gee, The Underdog Thinks He Won The Fight, and Didn't In The "Home of the Champion"

Well, say this:  Maidana didn't get the script most other fighters did, and seemed to actually be able to hit Mayweather.

In fact, at the end of the obligatory 12 rounds, he actually thought he won the fight.

You forget where you are, Mr. Maidana.  You're in Las Vegas, and Mayweather OWNS you and all other fighters across from him, and OWNS Las Vegas.

So be happy with the one card which gave you a draw.  (114-114, 117-111 and 116-112 for Mayweather, Mayweather unifies major belts in that division.  ESPN had it 115-113 for Mayweather, so 114-114 doesn't seem so out of line.)

Yeah, they're talking rematch, believe it or not.  Why not?  It's not like the punk bum is going to fight anybody who can feasibly beat him.

This is probably the closest you get.