Sunday, July 31, 2022

Day 871

  • And, last night, we lost Nichelle Nichols.  Uhura from Star Trek's original series.  Natural causes.  89.  Would you like kick our dog/cat/beloved pet while you're at it too????
  • England defeated Germany to win the European Women's Championship 2-1 in extra time.
  • This was actually the international time for almost all continents to hold their continental women's soccer championships...
  1. CONCACAF:  USA 1-0 Canada in Mexico.
  2. CONMEBOL Copa America Femenina:  Colombia 0-1 Brazil in Colombia.
  3. Africa:  Morocco 1-2 South Africa in Morocco
  4. Asia held theirs in February in India:  China won the final 3-2 over South Korea.
  5. Oceania:  Fiji 1-2 Papua New Guinea in Fiji
  • In one of the most pathetic in-ring displays in recent memory (and that's saying a lot), Ric Flair somehow dragged his way, at 73 years old, through a match tonight in Nashville, TN, where he and son-in-law Andrade El Idolo defeated Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal.  TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES OF IT.
  • Reports late Sunday indicate an initial decision in the DeShaun Watson discipline case is coming tomorrow.  Both sides have three days to appeal it, before it is formalized by Goodell.  Please, oh please, Life Ban.   
  • Pluto TV is launching new channels of the syndicated runs of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune on Monday.

What is it about fucking Sunday mornings???

Literally just came across in the last 10-20 minutes.

At 88, we've lost Bill Russell.

To go over his achievements would take more time and energy than I probably have, but my first thought is about a very sad reality:

Boston was one of the last cities to integrate it's sports teams -- and I think there is very real question as to whether they still, to this day, actually fully choose to understand his legacy....

I wanna go back to bed.  It's 11 AM, and I'm already...  Eesh. 

Friday, July 29, 2022

Day 869

  • Prosecutors in Spain are asking for eight years in prison for pop superstar Shakira -- tax fraud.  Makes me wonder when we declare the entire entertainment industry a multi-layered criminal cartel and be done with it!   
  • Severe thunderstorms in Las Vegas left the Strip in a flash flood last night!  That can happen...   
  • The problem of teens brawling in theme parks has become a nationwide epidemic.  Maybe, sadly, it's time to start considering REAL action against some of this crap.   
  • Charles Barkley has been money-ordered to quit this LIV crap.  He'll stay with TNT if this whole thing doesn't eventually get him fired upon further reflection.
  • Aaron Judge walked off with the only run last night in a 1-0 win -- his 39th homer in the Yankees' 100th game (and their 67th win).
  • And he's just hit #40 tonight in game 101.
  • And a slam to put away the Royals in the 8th for #41.
  • New Nick Kyrgios domestic violence hearing date:  August 23.
We now have more information on last night's Press Your Luck situation which might explain everything:
  • Most of the $433,000 the contestant had won was the "specialty prizes" placed on the board:  A $220,000 Trip To The Ends Of The Earth (A North Pole flyover plus a trip to Antarctica), a $90,000 pair of Fords, and a very expensive Harley Davidson, as well as a $10,000 Grand Piano
  • Meaning that, when the contestant actually hit the Whammy, he had lost about $350-360,000 in prizes and only a (comparatively) small sliver of cash.
  • Most people know that, to the great detriment of American game shows, the IRS gets involved in basically any winnings situation.
  • Here's something you may not know:  For The Price is Right, you MUST produce a certified check for the amount of your taxes, or you do not receive the prizes at all!  
  • If that's the case for Press Your Luck, at least one fan I talked to this morning proposed the contestant was going to (somehow) come up with the better part of $150,000 IN CASH -- and he'd won less than half of that on the show, meaning he was on the hook for about 75 grand!
  • It makes the decision to play and win the half-million augment in cash make COMPLETE SENSE.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Day 868

  • Sports Illustrated has also posited the "Is the NFL ready for Donald Trump's return?" question ESPN did just after last season.
  • Donald Trump is fully in on the Saudi Blood Money sportswashing effort -- explaining why he supports the LIV Golf Tour.
  • ... a tour which is going to expand to 14 events next year and over $425,000,000 just in prize money -- on top of all the appearance fees and pretty close to the entire prize money pool of the PGA Tour.
  • Game show history -- of the wrong kind -- tonight.  ABC's revival of Press Your Luck had the first real gambler contestant enter the final round just about $79,000 short of winning the $1,000,000 jackpot prize by amassing a $500,000 bank before the Whammies got to it in the half-hour bonus round.
  • After hitting a baby grand piano (meaning he had won most of the prizes set on the board especially for him), the next spin, he lost over $430,000 by hitting a Whammy and could only make back $25,000 of it.
  • That, to our research, is the second-largest game-show loss in the history of the United States, behind the $475,000 lost by the final contestant in the 10th anniversary series of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?   
  • Daniel Snyder has finally wasted an entire day of time of the House Oversight Committee.  Eleven hours of testimony on how he's basically taken a massive dump on all reasonability -- and no one is going to do shit, because there are too many other things which need the nation's attention now.
  • The Arizona Cardinals have pulled the plug, due to pressure, on a contract clause on Kyler Murray requiring attentive film study as a part of his contract.
  • EA Sports has opened a new hotline to protest Madden ratings -- and 1,000 calls came in on the first part of a day of that operation.
  • Sacramento Republic, a second-tier USL Championship side -- has reached the finals of the US Open soccer tournament and will face Orlando City for a berth in the CONCACAF Champions League.  It is the first time the US Open final will not feature two MLS sides in 14 years.  The final is September 7th, Orlando hosts.
  • Another example of the complete irrelevancy of college football:  Who had the most NFL players from their college last year?  Alabama. (54)
  • Two years ago?  Alabama. (53)
  • Three years ago?  Alabama. (56)
  • Four years ago?  Get the point yet?  Champions go to The Show. (54)
  • Current projection for this year?  Somewhere in the SIXTIES.
  • Only three NFL teams do not have at least one Alabama player in camp.
  • Fascist Samuel Alito actually believes the final straw for displaced UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson was bashing the SCOTUS' Roe v. Wade reversal.
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene actually WANTS "Toxic Masculinity" as the predominant trait in the US military.

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Day 867

  • An ESPN Chalk interview with an unnamed Las Vegas bookie is noting that the returns on relevant teams are highly depressing the market for the CFP National Championship futures.  You may read this as:  The bettors also believe that no one other than Ohio State, Alabama, or Georgia matters, so there's no point.   
  • Almost two weeks ago now, you could get a prop on FanDuel:  If you want Ohio State, Alabama, or Georgia to win the CFP title, you get about 1-3 odds (-340).  Any other team in college football is +280, almost 3-1.
  • Paul Casey has jumped to LIV Golf.
  • Reports indicate Bubba Watson is next.
  • The fat motherfucking orange pig is playing in it's Pro-Am this week -- it's at one of his courses.
  • Apparently, it is the course the recently-deceased Ivanka Trump has been buried at -- on the first tee!  FUCK THAT PIG!
  • Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings will continue to split hosting duties on Jeopardy! going forward.
  • The new Sixth Street Bridge in LA is closed due to thugs -- speed bumps will be put in it.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Enough is enough, NASCAR. Park. Them. ALL.

And a routine "random" inspection just got another car and major sanctions.

The Michael McDowell #34.  Illegal modification of a supplied part.

Two races worth of points (100), and a four-race suspension for the crew chief.

So, let's see, if I were running NASCAR:

At least a two-race parking for the 34 and the 11 (two pre-race failures and the post-race).  I could go as far as four for the 34 if you wanted to.

Indianapolis bans for the 18, 42, and 43 (and if you want to consider an additional ban for the 42 and 43, I won't stop you...).


Monday, July 25, 2022

Day 865

  • Probable precursor to a Vince McMahon arrest?  Financial filings today allege Vince funneled almost $16 million which should have been used for company expenses to pay for the silence of women he sexually harassed.
  • I'm still convinced that if we ever get the full story about Vince, no television outlet with ties to public responsibility will ever air WWE programming again.   
  • HHH has been named the head of creative in WWE -- creating significant excitement for the future, especially by fans of his work as the head of NXT all those years...  

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Day 864

  • A first-time top-level champion as the COVID-ravaged July sumo tournament ends.  Ichinojo, a rank 2 Maegashira, has won his first Makuuchi (top) level sumo tournament outright at 12-3 when Ozeki Takakeisho eliminated Yokozuna Terunofuji with a step-out (both finished 11-4).
  • Promotions are going to be real log-jammed.  All of the name-rank (Sekiwake/Komusubi/Ozeki/Yokozuna) wrestlers who made it to the end went kachi-koshi (winning record, usually required to stay up in the lower two of the four ranks and is a component in staying Ozeki.
  • Speaking of, much-maligned Ozeki Shodai avoided kadoban demotion (the process by which an Ozeki can be demoted) for the FOURTH TIME, and got his best record, at 10-5, of any tournament as an Ozeki since the first full one he was able to complete a year and a half ago.
  • Kadoban demotion is three steps:  Machi-koshi (losing record) in two consecutive tournaments for conditional demotion, then absolute if, at Sekiwake, the wrestler can't go 10-5.  Shodai has now done the first step of that process on four separate occasions in the last two years.
  • Which brings us to Ozeki Mitakeumi.  Went kadoban in May, was 2-4 when his heya was removed for COVID, so now what?  Does he go down and has to go 10-5 or he's out?  Especially with what I said above, who knows?
  • NASCAR, you have a SERIOUS compliance problem!
  1. The 7, 11, 17, 42, and 77 cars all failed pre-race inspection twice and lost a crew member and the right to pit selection for the Pocono race today.
  2. The 42 and 43 cars were served major penalties (one race worth of points, suspension of crew chief) for illegal rocker box assemblies before the race.
  3. After the race, race winner Denny Hamlin and second-placed driver Kyle Busch were both tossed and disqualified for failing POST-RACE inspection (the 11 and 18).  A front aerodynamic foul called.  It is the first time since 1960 the race winner was tossed after the race.  (To be fair, NASCAR has made it clear DQs will be more common starting this season.)
  • NASCAR, PARK THESE FUCKERS.  Stop allowing the corporate sponsors of these fucking rolling billboards to pay for space on the track it is clear their teams have not earned and do not respect.  Throw them off the track and out of the race completely, and maybe the corporate sponsors can finally levy enough pressure to keep these teams in line.
  • That is seven different cars failing one or more inspections to create penalty situations for the Cup race this weekend.  There are 36 cars in the race.  Six never should've seen the race today, four should be suspended for at least one race going forward.
  • Kyle's brother Kurt was also out of the race, but that was a concussion-protocol issue from a Saturday crash and he was replaced.
  • This week is not only the annual summer European Speedrunners' Assembly in Sweden, but next week is the annual summer Zeldathon.

Saturday, July 23, 2022

So what finally did Vince McMahon in, at least to this extent?

So, yesterday, 1:05 Pacific, Vince McMahon tweeted this:

Three weeks beforehand, he had told everyone who would listen: “Fuck them.” “I'm going to be here.”, etc.

So the entire discussion of the last, probably, going on 36 hours now has been several-fold:

First, who else is going? Long-maligned producer Kevin Dunn and fitness-model magazine enthusiast John Laurinitis are the first two candidates. (The latter, especially now with HHH/Paul Levesque returning as the head of Talent Relations, announced earlier on Friday.)

Second, what for the future of the company?

I'm afraid that might tie in to the question everyone has been asking most, however:

What has whom uncovered that the other parties in the WWE Board of Directors (the real group, not the “kayfabe” (storyline) group) have found out to force McMahon out so quickly and precipitously?

Let's go over, both in this present sexual-harassment situation and in the past, a not-exhaustive list of what we KNOW Vince McMahon has done in his 40-year reign of terror to either reshape professional wrestling into sports entertainment or kill it trying...

  • Before Hulkamania and the national expansion, Vince McMahon's #1 babyface (good guy, crowd is supposed to cheer) was a recently-turned Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. On May 10, 1983 – about eight months before Vince Jr. used Hogan as his centerpiece to break the territory system – Snuka is understood to have rammed the head of Nancy Argentino, a mistress, to the point where she murdered by the “Superfly”. Almost no one had ever heard of this murder until the podcast era – Vince McMahon openly accessoried after the fact to cover up Argentino's death and continue to “push” (spotlight) Snuka. So much so, Snuka was not finally indicted by a grand jury for the murder until just before his death in 2015. There is even a belief that Vince Jr. brought the proverbial “suitcase of cash” to try to end the investigation – Vince denies this.

  • About the same time, Vince McMahon Sr. sold his wrestling company to his son and the Titan Sports conglomerate Jr. was building. The deal was apparently begun in June of 1983. There was significant concern within the halls of the National Wrestling Alliance (though, contrary to the initial story many in the NWA have purported for decades, until the podcast era, it appears that at least two major promoters (Ole Anderson in Georgia, Verne Gagne in Minnesota) were also in the process of doing this) that McMahon would set out to dismantle the territories. Such was the concern that Vince Sr. aided in consummating the deal by handshakes with all of the other NWA promoters this would not happen. Vince Jr. admits, by 1991, that had he not lied openly to his father about his aims, Sr. never would've sold the company.

  • The boom of the WWE soon followed, with an eight-year period where the steroids flowed freely and the WWE slayed all in their path, ending the territory system, as Vince wanted. This culminated in the 1992 trial of Dr. George Zahorian. Dr. Zahorian was convicted. Vince and the WWE were largely exonerated – as the general public largely understood the massive behemoths (and the men who you might not expect having taken steroids to handle the road and physical demands!) in the day of 300-350 nights a year...

  • A 1993 series of sexual harassment charges followed.

  • After a boom period and the infamous Monday Night Wars no-holds-barred brawls with Ted Turner and WCW, a capacity crowd in Kansas City, MO screams in horror as Owen Hart was killed due to negligence in a rappelling stunt from the top of Kemper Arena on May 23, 1999.

  • Not only did it appear that Vince had little remorse to the event, the show went on that night – to much criticism from all sane parties.

  • A 2014 concussion lawsuit exposing the WWE (and pro wrestling in general) with vicious blunt-object shots to the head for many years was ignored by the courts in 2021.

  • Perhaps the biggest recent issue is the WWE and Vince Jr. being in the forefront of the Saudi Arabia “sportswashing” angle, including at least one incident where it appears a money dispute between McMahon and the Saudis caused a touch-and-go kidnapping of nearly Vince's entire relevant roster, which could've ended with every one of them being executed, had MbS had the whim to do so!

  • The undisputed nature that the WWF (renamed the WWE after, somehow, they lost a lawsuit on confusion grounds to the World Wildlife Fund) held as the top (if not ONLY) relevant company in the 2000's and much of the 2010's smoothed some of this...

  • … though the podcast era, where former wrestlers of the boom periods now hawk their wares and their stories on the Internet, has brought new and fresh problems.

  • The largest of these is not the current sexual harassment admissions, but the discussion of The Plane Ride From Hell. It was a trans-Atlantic flight WWF (just before the loss of the lawsuit that week in 2002) talent took, coming home from a European tour and pay-per-view. Alcohol flowed freely. Sexual assaults of several female plane staff led to large settlement payouts to the women – one of them basically literally “exposed the business” of decades-long legend Ric Flair as a complete sex pest pig. Several brawls almost crashed the plane. Several parties were disciplined, no one was rightly fired.

  • The complete disregard of the talent (both in- and outside-ring) in the name of Vince and The Show being the centerpiece. Examples are innumerable, but include a couple of “screwjobs” against champions who would not play along, the denigration of longtime WWE voice Jim Ross and his bouts with Bell's Palsy (including a tasteless surgery angle which “heel” (bad guy, crowd boos) Vince acts as if he's extracting a bust of Ross' head from his posterior, telling all that if they are like him, they have their head up their ass...).

  • Perhaps culminating, in that regard, in the double-murder/suicide by wrestling talent Chris Benoit in 2007. Benoit, known to push himself beyond all sane limits for the perfection of his craft, was encouraged by WWE to continually leap from the top rope (if not from an extra height of 15 feet in a cage match!) to headbutt opponents – creating massive CTE. Any sane person would now understand that Benoit was so out of his mind with the brain disease, there were three victims that night...

And I could go on and on about just that stuff. Here's some of the stuff we already know about which has felled Vince out of the company, at least as of right now:

  • On June 15, 2022, the Wall Street Journal reported a $3,000,000 hush payment to a mistress paralegal, hired by the company in 2019, for a consensual sexual relationship with the CEO in his 70's.

  • Three days later, Vince tried to make a play at “stepping back” as the WWE Board of Directors (actual) was investigating.

  • Within two more weeks, WSJ reported that, in fact, at least four women had received such payments, going back to at least 2006.

  • From what is being reported, it appears this extended to talent, as former “diva” Ashley Massaro has been reported as a victim of Vince's attentions. Which makes you openly wonder if the entire point of the “Diva's Division” and what I called “The Striptease Championship” was to get in Vince's (or the aforementioned talent head Laurinitis') pants!!

  • Massaro, we later found out, was passed around like a joint for sexual pleasure of men in a 2016 Middle Eastern tour. She committed suicide in 2019.

And that's just a completely non-exhaustive list of what we KNOW. Now dig a bit deeper:

  • Owen Hart's mother still believes that Vince deliberately killed Owen. After hearing what Owen believed may happen to him in Kansas City (he had that “bad feeling”) and the Dark Side of the Ring episode on Owen's death, I agree – and believe Owen was killed for the ultimate crime in Vince Jr.'s eyes: Wanting to leave WWE and have a life of his own.

  • It is almost a certainty that any woman of any degree of attractiveness within the WWE company was being groped, assaulted, harassed, and more by SOMEBODY within the company – as an expectation of employment.

  • A long-standing coverup of Pat Patterson and his relationship with some of the ring crew flared up briefly.

  • And the big question...

What has been found out in the last 3-4 weeks which has forced Vince McMahon to publicly declare (you can make your jokes, etc. about whether it's actually happening) retirement as the head of the company?

It is clear that there is more sexual harassment, and a LOT MORE sexual harassment. I think it is clear that a condition of being employed by Vince that someone was going to have you sexually, consensual or not.

I have one suspicion, and it involves what I believe to be the darkest “rumor secret” in the annals of WWE.

That rumor (and I must stress – everything here is rumor and innuendo and NOTHING IS PROVEN) involves new CEO and Vince Jr.'s daughter Stephanie.

One of the darkest urban legends in all of professional wrestling involves Stephanie McMahon and a purported underage sexual relationship with the late “Macho Man” Randy Savage.

It is believed that Vince McMahon fired Savage for having sex with Stephanie in 1994 or 1995, when Stephanie was 14 years old.

I am going to go out on a limb. Everyone knows that Vince McMahon is a misogynistic Trumpian pig. So that, of it's own merit, does not, in any way, explain Friday's action (or why didn't this happen ten years ago?).

But what if one of the following scenarios occurred:

  • McMahon actually pimped his daughter to Stephanie, and Savage refused? We know that there was a boob job done for Stephanie during her Attitude Era/Alliance run in WWE, both babyface and heel.

  • What if, regardless of other Vince involvement, he's been covering up such an act for the last almost 30 years, and it's finally been found out?

  • And then the real dark one: What if Vince has been doing it to his daughter himself, like a good Trumpian bitch?

Day 863

  • NOW Deadspin may be asking a proper question about Saudi sportswashing:  Tennis.
  • Probably a Vince retirement post at some point soon.
  • This weekend is the Baseball Hall of Fame induction weekend.
  • To no one's surprise:  Former suspended Ozeki Asanoyama has won his first tournament back.  He was Sandanme Rank 22.  He must pass through two entire levels and the rest of Sandanme to just return to Maegashira.
  • Award announcements for July for the sumo tournament:  Outstanding Performance goes to Ichinojo, who could earn another shot and a championship match with Terunofuji if he wins today.  A conditional Fighting Spirit prize, probably contingent on a Day 15 win, is reported to Nishikifuji, who is 9-5 in his first match at the Maegashira level and will advance some ranks -- though, with all the COVID positives, no word HOW they're going to handle the re-rank for September.

Friday, July 22, 2022

Day 862

  • Steve Bannon is the first to be found guilty of contempt of Congress for the deliberate ignorance of a January 6th subpeona.
  • It is now clear that the only reason the July sumo tournament is continuing in Japan is tradition.  COVID positives have felled 1/3 of the top division and six of the next level down.  To be fair, it only takes one positive within a heya/stable to force the entire stable to quit, but still...   
  • A new bridge on 6th Street in Los Angeles has been a haven for street takeovers and other lawlessness.
  • In a move which may indicate a ruling which admits the marriage between football and sexual violence, DeShaun Watson has reported to Browns camp.  Yes, it is the normal time for it -- and no, no penalty has been announced for Watson yet.  But if I were the NFL and wanted to make a statement of "No More", this would get the Trevor Bauer treatment!   
  • And if you want another cause for investigation:  Watson's contract with the Browns...  His salary for 2023-24:  $46,000,000.  His salary for THIS SEASON?  $1,000,000.  That fucker doesn't expect to play this season and he knows it!!!
  • The explosive Canadian Junior Hockey sexual assault reports continue -- now, the 2002-2003 World Champion team has also been accused of at least one gang rape.
  • The University of Tennessee has been hit with 18 major violations as a result of a joint investigation of it's football program and former coach.  Given their recent record, I would say (as a matter of economic reality), a winding down of said program (and not because of the violations) would be in order.   
  • When the men's Tour de Farce ends in Paris on Sunday, the women will, for the first time since 1989, have an official Tour de France race -- an 8-stage event beginning on the same Champs de Elysses the men will end on.  No word on any if any relevant competitor will be actually clean of drugs.  *cough*  
  • There is great controversy in Yinzer Land.  What was Heinz Field is now Acrisure Stadium -- and a lot of people don't like it!
  • Vince McMahon is retiring -- he got his hands too deep in the female cookie jar...
  • ... and it may just have caused Brock Lesnar to walk.  Not that I think that would make the greatest difference -- but I have one problem:  Brock, that's not the best look because, frankly, it indicates you may also have been involved.  The wording reported used:  "If he's gone, I'm gone."   
  • Sounds like that has been refuted.  Lesnar returned for the end of tonight's Smackdown.

Thursday, July 21, 2022

The Current NFL Suspension Blotter As Camps Open

Ah yes, the smell of the clean grass before men's brains get splattered all over them.

And the smell of a clean trainers' room before the drugs get injected...  Oops, some of these people got CAUGHT...

Now, again, it appears that a lot of time is being taken to determine how long the NFL dares attempt suspend DeShaun Watson.  I've heard life ban (come back in a year to reapply), I've heard 4-6 games.  I've also heard a lot of shove-back on the basis of the NFLPA, which should tell you what the NFLPA really believes is part of being Foobaw Man.  If there was a case for such a rape, pillage, and plunder being life-bannable from the league, it's right here.

  • Atlanta Falcons:  Calvin Ridley is still life-banned for being caught gambling on the NFL.
  • May 2, 2022:  Arizona Cardinals:  DeAndre Hopkins banned six games for PEDs.  It's a stiff one:  The lost salary is almost five and a quarter million dollars.
  • June 2, 2022:  Buffalo Bills:  Andre Smith banned six games for PEDs.  About a $300,000 hit for the former 7th rounder.
  • June 13, 2022:  New England Patriots:  Daniel Ekuale has been suspended two games.  The reason is undisclosed, so it's not sure if this is the league or Belichick or both.  I'd have to think it's NFL, or they'd have probably cut the guy for him to be suspended like this in June.
  • June 17, 2022:  New York Giants:  Justin Hilliard, two games for PEDs.  About $100,000 lost.
  • July 18, 2022:  Los Angeles Rams:  Bobby Brown, six games for PEDs.  About $338,000 in lost salary.

Day 861

  • In the same way many of us cheered Trump getting COVID, the Republicans now await with bated breath:  President Biden is positive for the virus this morning.
  • Duke Williams was suspended one game for throwing an opponent's helmet at his head during a pre-game fight.  That bled into the game, and the CFL actually found the opponent, Shaquille Richardson, was the instigator.  Since he didn't use a weapon, he was only fined.
  • Unlike the last several years, the first day of the "second half" of the MLB season actually has seven games, instead of just one.
  • Magnus Carlsen has forfeited the FIDE World Championship of chess.  No competition.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Day 860

  • Slowest sports day of the American year.
  • England gets an extra-time win over Spain to advance in the Women's Euro 2022...  a tournament many do believe has been corrupted.
  • Knott's Berry Farm has banned unaccompanied minors from the park after last weekend's fights.  Everyone 17 and under needs a chaperone.
  • Henrik Stenson is no longer Europe's Ryder Cup captain:  He's accepted the Saudi blood money.
  • Sportsbooks are having a problem with Baltimore at .500.  I'm not sure why, except the win total props...  I mean, the Yankees are on a historic run and appear to be the favorites in the AL, sans Houston.   
  • Neither the actual attendance at the All-Star Game (not the tickets sold, the actual attendance) nor the ratings (an all-time low) were of any good news to MLB today.  Games resume tomorrow morning.
It being the slowest sports day of the American year, it's ESPY time.  So what does ESPN wanna push now?  (Besides several references to Brittney Griner -- to which it better be understood that the only way you ever see her alive on this side of the Atlantic again is a political-prisoner situation and Putin gets a pretty penny in exchange...  I don't see that happening.)
  • I should not be mean with this first one, or any of these first five, to be honest:  The Jim Valvano Award For Perseverance:  Dick Vitale.  For innumerable obvious reasons -- and he is also having a special on ESPN+ this weekend.  I can only pray it does not end like Madden's...
  • Yes, that was my first thought when I first read of it today.  
  • In honor of Vitale's continuing work for The Jimmy V Foundation, ESPN is matching all relevant contributions to the Foundation in Vitale's honor, up to $1,000,000.
  • FUCK CANCER:  In an almost-sickening parallel to Valvano's speech, when Vitale and another of Valvano's coach friends aided Valvano on the stage, Vitale, tonight, was also aided on the stage -- by former ESPN President (left after 13 years at the end of 2021) George Bodenheimer.
  • And another almost-sickening parallel:  They wanted to cut Vitale off after about nine minutes.
  • Maybe not QUITE with the panache Jimmy V did that classic night, Vitale told those timing the show off and went another ten.
  • Vitale announced that ESPN and the friends of the Jimmy V Foundation have raised THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS for cancer research.
  • Pat Tillman Award for Service (established in 2014, in conjunction with the Pat Tillman Foundation):  Gretchen Evans:  The founder of Team Unbroken, an adaptive racing team of veterans.  A highly-decorated veteran herself.  27 years in the US Army.
  • Arthur Ashe Award for Courage:  Vitali Klitschko.  Former heavyweight champion of the world, fights for his country in the Ukraine-Russia war.
  • Sports Humanitarian Team of the Year (this is actually a separate award from a separate group -- the Sports Humanitarian Awards, but they are combining forces with the ESPYs):  Denver Broncos -- who won an intensive screening process to become only the second NFL team (and the first in five years) to win the award.  
  • Muhammad Ali Humanitarian Award:  Albert Pujols.  For a nearly 20-year record through the Albert Pujols Foundation of aiding impoverished people in Pujols' native Dominican Republic, as well as the foundation's efforts against Down's Syndrome.  The award has been around since at least 2015, and was named after Ali on his passing.  Previous winners included the WNBA's Tamika Catchings, NBA stars Chris Paul and Kevin Durant, the NHL's Mark Giordano, Chris Long, MLB's Nelson Cruz, and Laurent Duvernay-Tardif.
Now, some of the regular awards:
  • Steph Curry hosted, avoiding Pepe and Rob Riggle to do so.  He has also won for NBA Player of the Year and for Record-breaking Performance (career 3-point record)
  • Best Team:  Curry's Golden State Warriors
  • Comeback of the Year:  Klay Thompson, Golden State Warriors.
  • Men's Athlete of the Year and MLB Player of the Year:  Two-way phenom Shohei Ohtani.
  • Women's Athlete of the Year and Women's Olympic Athlete of the Year:  Swimmer Katie Ledecky.  Surprisingly with her records in the pool, this is the first time Ledecky has won either award!
  • Men's Olympic Athlete of the Year:  Swimmer Caeleb Dressel.
  • NFL Player and Championship Performance:  Stunned it wasn't their quarterback:  World Champion Wide Receiver Cooper Kupp of the Rams -- the Championship Performance one specifically for his performance in the Super Bowl.  There had been a conflicting ESPN report that Aaron Rodgers had won the NFL Player of the Year.
  • NHL Player:  Conor McDavid.
  • College Female Athlete:  Home Run Queen Jocelyn Alo of the Oklahoma Sooners softball team.
  • College Male Athlete:  It's All About The Champion Quarterback:  CFP Champion Bryce Young, Alabama.
  • Best Racecar Driver:  Kyle Larson.
  • WNBA Player:  Candace Parker.
  • MLS Player:  Carlos Vela of Los Angeles Football Club.
  • NWSL Player:  Ashley Hatch of the Washington Spirit.
  • Boxer:  Homophobe Tyson Fury.
  • International Soccer, Men's:  Kylian Mbappe of Paris St. Germain.
  • International Soccer, Women's:  Sam Kerr of Chelsea women's club.
  • Male Golfer:  Justin Thomas.
  • Female Golfer:  Nelly Korda.
  • Male Tennis Player:  Rafael Nadal
  • Female Tennis Player:  Emma Raducanu
  • Breakthrough Athlete:  In a move I am certain is going to get ESPN slammed, American triple-gold medalist for China Eileen Gu won the award for her three freestyle skiing gold medals in Beijing.  Also won for Women's Action Sports Athlete of the Year.
  • Men's Action Sports:  Eli Tomac, Supercross.
  • MMA Fighter:  Charles Olivera.
  • Jockey:  Jose Ortiz.
  • Bowler:  Kyle Troup
  • Male Athlete, Disability:  Brad Snyder, Paratriathlon.
  • Female Athlete, Disability:  Jessica Long, Swimming.
  • Game:  Chiefs-Bills AFC Divisional Game
  • Best Play:  Megan Rapinoe for an Olympico corner kick.  Vs. Australia, Tokyo Olympics.  To give an idea of why (also, because it seems there weren't that many out of this world plays this year, to be frank!), an Olympico is a corner kick which directly scores without contacting anyone else.  Meaning the ball has to be bent back onto the field of play and then swings back into the goal without another player contacting it.  The play is quite rare.
  • WWE Moment:  The return of Cody Rhodes.  Oh dear...   

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Day 859

  • Two more heyas of wrestlers out due to COVID.
  • Vanderbilt's head coach is being slammed for saying his program (one of the worst in college football and probably should be bumped from the SEC to a lower-division ACC) is going to be the best in the land.  What's he supposed to say?   
  • It appears that an attempt to void the 2020 Presidential election when the new Congress seats may be in progress.  Word is that Trump has asked the Wisconsin officials to decertify -- last week!  You need to be scared about this.  They probably have a defensible position to do so if they win both houses of Congress, and not that many votes to spare on it.   
  • The American League, with a three-run fourth inning on two home runs, beat the National League 3-2 in Dodger Stadium tonight.

Monday, July 18, 2022

Day 858

  • Thanks for throwing away your long career as a golf analyst and humorist:  David Feherty wants in on the Saudi blood money.
  • Juan Soto won a million dollars tonight by winning the 2022 All-Star Home Run Derby.
  • Albert Pujols, before extra time in an upset Round 1 victory, was surrounded by every All-Star being honored this week, all of whom revered the man and got advice from him over the course of Pujols' long career.
  • Tomorrow night's game will only go nine innings.  If still tied, a home-run derby will decide the winner.  Anyone who complains:  The All-Star Game is AN EXHIBITION!
  • The Euro 2022 women's tournament now has it's final eight nations.
  • The United States won the CONCACAF women's championship and a Paris Olympic berth with a 68th minute penalty for a 1-0 win over Canada.
  • The Big XII and Pac-12 are done -- they won't partner, so they will probably fall out of the top division of college football apart, rather than together!
  • Sergio Garcia has formally quit the European (DP World) Tour.
  • Ken Jennings has returned to host Jeopardy!  2022-23 tapings, with audiences, begin in about two weeks.
  • BUZZR has greatly revamped it's schedule.
  • Yeah, it's a slow day.  There's one piss-and-vinegar article I wanna get to, but it's a subject I need to be careful with because of readers of my blog.   
  • A fourth group of sumo wrestlers is out of the July tournament with at least one COVID positive, but none of them are in the upper division.

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Day 857

  • Finally, a bit of a slow period...
  • The July sumo tournament is becoming a shambles due to Omicron Ba.5 COVID.  One heya (group of wrestlers under a headmaster's tutelage) was out just before the tournament began.  kadoban Ozeki Mitakeumi now faces provisional demotion to Sekiwake for the September tournament when his heya had a positive.  And now the beginnings of Day 9 have a third group (including one of the 6-2 leaders) out due to COVID.
  • Six other 6-2s lead the tournament going into the second week.
  • All-Star Break has hit, with the game in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
AL Standings:
  • Yankees are 13 up in the AL East at 64-28, 4 1/2 up on Houston for best record in the AL, and 3 up on the Dodgers for the best record in baseball.
  • Houston is 9 up on Seattle at 59-32, but Seattle has won it's last 14!
  • Minnesota is 2 up on Cleveland at 50-44.
  • Wildcards:  Tampa Bay (51-41), Seattle (51-42), Toronto (50-43)
  • So the AL playoffs right now would be Seattle at Tampa Bay, Toronto at Minnesota for the 3-gamers.
  • And FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!  (heh):  Baltimore, due to a smoking late June and July, is last place in the AL East, but at .500 at 46-46 while being so!  3 1/2 out of the third wildcard!
NL:
  • Dodgers at 60-30 after, what, a 25-5 last 30 to get to the break?  10 up on San Diego in the West, 3 1/2 up on the Mets for the best record in the NL.
  • Mets at 58-35, 2 1/2 up on the streaking Barfs.
  • Milwaukee at 50-43, 1/2 game up on St. Louis.
  • Wildcards:  Cobb County at 56-38, San Diego at 52-42, Philadelphia and St. Louis are both six over .500 for the last spot.
  • So:  Philadelphia/St. Louis at Milwaukee, San Diego at Cobb County.
Other stuff:
  • Devon Allen's dream of becoming a hurdling world champion came to a crash-out end in the finals in Eugene, OR tonight -- he false-started out of the 110 hurdles.  He heads to Eagles training camp.  
  • He actually had timed the start to .099 -- anything faster than a .1 reaction time to the gun is a red card!
  • Hunter Pence had some fun with the Dodger fans at the celebrity softball game on Saturday -- after getting a brushback (slow-)pitch from Dodger Andre Ethier, Pence jacked one nearly over the real fence at Dodger Stadium (the softball game had a far shorter temporary fence), and produced a Giants T-shirt to revel in the boos as he rounded the bases.
  • Knotts Berry Farm was closed early Saturday night -- teenage fights.

Saturday, July 9, 2022

Day 849

  • Greg Norman has been banned from all activities of the 150th (British) Open Championship for his heading of the rival LIV Tour.
  • Two golfers have just had their Mastercard sponsorships pulled for joining the LIV.
  • Elena Rybakina, born in Moscow, changed allegiance to Kazakhstan in 2018, won her first Grand Slam Championship by winning the Wimbledon Women's Final over Turkey's Ons Jabeur 3-6, 6-2, 6-2.
  • Nick Kyrgios gets his shot as he faces Novak Djokovic tomorrow morning in the Men's Final.
  • Four more sexual hush payments have come to light for Vince McMahon late this week, totalling $12,000,000.  At least one appears to have been to a performer.

Thursday, July 7, 2022

Day 847

  • I wonder if the domestic-violence situation might force the ATP to strip Kyrgios of this title...  Rafael Nadal has withdrawn from tomorrow's Wimbledon semifinal with a significant tear in his abdomen.  This means that Nick Kyrgios, who should've been thrown out after several offenses in the FIRST ROUND of this tournament (the domestic violence situation in Australia has a hearing early next month), is in the Wimbledon Final.
  • Aaron Judge just hit his 30th home run last night, and the Yankees beat the Pirates 16-0 for their 59th win in 82 games.  This is the Yankees a lot of people feared would happen after they put that lineup together.   
  • Various discussions on what's eventually going to happen to the Big XII, ACC, and Pac-12 with all of this.  I have a feeling they are about to become a national "Division II" (not the current NCAA Division II, basically the equivalent of the Group of Five today) and trade out what good programs are left to the Big Ten and SEC for the Rutgers', the Purdues, and the Vanderbilts of the world.  
  • Britney Griner has pled guilty to the drug offenses in Russia.  Good luck ever seeing her alive again, world.   
  • We lost James Caan today -- 82 years old.
  • Baker Mayfield is done with the Browns -- for a conditional fourth-round pick.  He probably is Carolina's backup now.  And who, once Watson is banned from the league, is going to be the quarterback for the Cleveland Browns?  The popcorn vendor???  
  • Latest word on DeShaun Watson is life ban, reinstatement after 12 games.  NFLPA and Watson say no deal.  Just send this situation to court and be done with it.  Ban him for life, no reinstatement, and let the courts decide the eventual NFL penalty, since that's where we're heading anyway.   
  • Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been shot and apparently killed while giving a campaign speech.

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

Day 845

  • The sole World Record speedrun from SGDQ 2022 has been admitted as fraud.
  • Taking advantage of the at-home portion of the format, "speed runner" Mekarazium has been banned from future involvement with the Games Done Quick community for video splicing together a fake World Record run of the Revengeance DLC Blade Wolf.
  • WORSE:  The only reason he was able to do the run was a timed $25,000 donation incentive by donators to the event.  He planned the scam for over a month.
  • At minimum, he was trying to discredit the event.  There is some talk he is from Russia -- which simultaneously has people wondering whether he was trying to destroy the event or he's about to die in the Russian Army.
  • This is serious fraud, ladies and gentlemen.  We may never see the back end of this, but I could definitely make a case for anyone having donated for that incentive to get their money back.   

Killed on the Fourth of July

Seven more to right-wing stoichaistic terrorism.

Shooting in a wealthy exurb of Chicago, about halfway to Milwaukee.  Fourth of July parade.

And judging by the details, there's a couple of real problems with this guy:

1) It's clear he's in league with SOMEBODY.  Some of his social media posts have a symbol not unakin to a Nazi-allied group in Sweden.

2) His use of social media is an indication that he probably was willing to enact a call to arms.  Against exactly who is another question.  The target he chose was completely non-sensical for someone of his political want, some of the rumored conduct surrounding the shooting COULD be taken as a representative call to eliminate certain demographics of "others"...

3) About the only thing I think which can make sense is his use of social media, and a lot of what he said thereon, indicates he's another of those absolute no-hope incels on the Right who actually accomplish more as mass murderers than anything else they ever could've done -- and that's independent of whether the media gives his name or anything else.  The act, in and of it's own merit, is sufficient.

And we're seeing more and more of these people effectively broadcasting the actual ACTIONS of a threat situation on social media -- not caring (nor, almost certainly, in a position to care) of what happens afterward.

It's clear this was a carefully planned terrorist attack.  It's clear this guy had apparent ties to the MAGA/Trump movement.  It's clear, at least to me, he wanted to start something far larger.

But why a White suburb Fourth of July parade?

EDIT TO ADD:  Thanks to my anonymous friend, we have more information:
  • White rapper.
  • Kid's dad ran for mayor of Highland Park in 2019, lost to a gun-control Democrat.  (Which might explain the target.)
  • Dad was retweeting pro-2A after Uvalde (which might explain the "desired result" concept of a shooting like this).
  • Appears to be another of those who was trying to provoke a shooting war on drag queens, as he impersonated one in the attack.

OK, this Nick Kyrgios thing has gone far enough...

And I'm not really sure what tennis can do (other than what it should've done after the first-round match) to stop this.

Tomorrow, Nick Kyrgios probably plays the biggest match of his career, a second Wimbledon quarterfinal, against Cristian Garin of Chile.

And it never should've gotten here.  This hothead Australian should've been thrown out in the first match.

Belted a ball out of the stadium for a code violation, had a running dialogue with the umpire which should've been at least another, but the biggest thing is he spit at a heckler.

That should've been tournament over right then and there.  He was only fined $10,000.

Then, a complete debacle of a match by both men in the third round with Stefan Tsitsipas, where both men ended up fined after a testy and verbal match.

And now we find out that Kyrgios is facing a domestic violence charge in Australia on August 2nd.

ATP, is there not enough "there" there for you to actually get up off your ass, toss this headcase off the Tour, and get him some actual help before he actually kills somebody?

Monday, July 4, 2022

Day 844, Baseball Part

We may end up watching "A War For All Seasons", a classic M*A*S*H episode, while riding out the fireworks insanities in the neighborhood tonight.

One of the major subplots of that is the baseball season, and the date of July 4th thereon.

Here's MLB as of about 3 PM Pacific time (so a few of the July 4 games have been completed) on July 4 of this year, which is also, give or take, the halfway point of the season for much of the league:

AL East:  The Yankees appear to be increasing favorites to win the World Series.  They are 58-22, on pace for 116 or 117 wins.  13 up on the Red Sox who are 10 over .500 themselves at 45-35.  Tampa Bay is one game back, Toronto one back of them.

AL Wild Card:  And that's the order of the AL Wild Card.  This year, three teams from each league go in for three-game series with the lowest division winner, hosted, as in pandemic 2020, by the higher seed.  Only Cleveland is a non-division-leader who's over .500 at this point.  1.5 back from Toronto.

AL Central:  Minnesota 2.5 up on Cleveland.

AL West:  Houston is 51-27, 13.5 up on Seattle.

So, as of right now, New York and Houston would get the byes.  Minnesota would host Toronto, Boston would host Tampa Bay.

NL East:  Mets are 3.5 up on the Barfs.

NL Central:  Milwaukee 2 up on the Cardinals.

NL West:  Dodgers 3.5 up on the Padres.

NL Wild Card:  San Diego 1/2 game over Atlanta.  St. Louis 3 back.  Philadelphia 4.5 back, San Francisco 5.

NL Byes:  LA and NY Mets (even in win column, LA one fewer loss)

Round 1:  San Diego hosts Atlanta, Milwaukee hosts St. Louis.