I guess when your patron saint is Donald Trump and you haven't debased yourself to the level of NECKCAR, I guess it should stand to reason. We have to put up with Trumpie Jut-Chin, Bryson DeChambeau, as the leader of the tournament a good part of Friday...
(Seriously, I haven't seen a chin on a guy like that since Sergeant Slaughter!)
But, for the first time, some of us are left to wonder if this really IS too good to be true and that they finally have the pieces set in place to rig Tiger to 19 majors...
Even I cannot say, for sure, that they did... But one has to wonder a few things:
- The first of which is the FLAGRANT Tiger-jocking of the official coverage. Even Thursday, there were moments that, if you were on the 15th/16th hole feed, you'd get Tiger's scorecard (even though he was nowhere near those two holes. (I recall on the feed of his scorecard through 10.)
- Later in the first round, he actually made it to -3 and was one of several golfers leading the tournament. He was past Amen Corner, so we thought we could escape it... Until the feed takes a long, longing look at the top of one of the scoreboards, presumably on Amen Corner, with the top name area taken out... And then Tiger's name being put in it...
- And that was THURSDAY -- a day in which the latter groups were stacked and a number of golfers, including Phil, carded 67s and 66s...
But, this year, on a highly-suspicious level, even Augusta (and long before Tiger actually was making a move to win the tournament) was trumpeting his arrival. On THURSDAY...
And then we get to Sunday...
- I posted about this yesterday, but I'm going to bring it up again here -- though it didn't make any real difference at the end of the day. (Tiger still had no real shot at the tenth green, and had to punch out.)
But after what would appear of a moment's rest, a white-shoed patron in the gallery actually makes a motion of kicking, and the ball then reappears.
It is basically clear that a patron attempted the ol' "foot wedge" on national television to help Tiger Woods! Fortunately, at least on that hole, he failed: Tiger still had no shot at the green and took 5 on the hole, one of the toughest on the course.
- A weekend full of missed opportunities by the rest of the field (I swear to God, I saw more shots from the pine straw and worse than I saw in multiple years before.) is highlighted when one of the most consistent golfers in all of professional golf has the Green Jacket in his hands...
- And Francisco Molinari plunks TWO to take identical 7's on the two par-5s, giving back at least SIX shots on the field!
- And the worst part of that is two-fold: On #13, you don't go straight for the pin in two, and anyone who's watched the tournament five minutes knows going for the pin with the Sunday placement is just asking for a bath in Ray's Creek! And then on #15, you lay up short, hit a tree to put one in the water, and then nearly douse your FIFTH SHOT and take another 7.
And with Trump tweeting in support of Tiger and ESPN saying the ground shook in his wake...
And with Deadspin even now posting TWO ARTICLES, as of Monday morning, glorifying the piece of shit...
Until this weekend, more intelligent people than I with the sport of golf were continuing to convince me it was not possible to rig a golf tournament.
Just saying...
I do not know if you saw the putt Brooks Koepka missed on 18 but when did he broke out in the biggest grin I ever seen. Although I was not thinking the event was rigged at the time, I do remember thinking how odd the grin was. It was not the typical wry grin you see in sports but one of true mirth.
ReplyDeleteI was reminded of the time a few years ago when a S.F Giants reliever gave up a grand slam to a Cub's hitter in the 8th inning of a close playoff game. He was pitching well when he grove a 85 mph meatball right down the middle. He too gave a similar grin that I thought was odd. I was not thinking of a fixed game at the time either.
Now I am convinced I am just watching spots entertainment.
It is just an entertainment business.
There were four days worth of missed opportunities which really foreshadowed Tiger winning The Masters.
ReplyDeleteI do wonder, especially with a number of the incidents which occurred over the weekend and Augusta falling in line with Tiger Uber Alles, if we actually saw the Tiger victory at least being maneuvered to.