(Another hat-tip to my anonymous friend for catching someone in the act!)
Sometimes, in reviews of professional wrestling cards, you see the comment:
"I love shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments."
Basically, things that are true (and outside the story), but they try to make it act as if it was within it.
Cue another article on the stupidities of the PGA Championship gallery last week.
Cameron Morfit, for Golf.com, let this one slip:
"Tiger Woods, who looked so good this year at Torrey, Bay Hill, Doral,
Firestone South and even the vexing TPC Sawgrass, has almost totally
vacated the Tiger Woods role in the majors. All that remains are the
pre-tournament hype and the crowds, which remain a show unto themselves,
his fans yelling "mashed potatoes" and "baba booey" and "get in the
hole," anything to be heard. After the affairs and the humiliations and
the apology in front of the blue curtains, Woods's notoriety inspires
just as much odd behavior as it ever did.The highlight of his round on
Sunday may have been his interaction with a man who did nothing more
than stand in place next to the 3rd tee. Woods looked at the guy's big,
wavy Afro and cracked everyone up with a smile and a simple response:
"Wow.""
Wow, indeed. (Emphasis mine.)
You mean to actually tell me they let you tell the truth about the pigs that squeal for El Tigre?
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