Friday, August 31, 2012

I love it when someone admits something they really aren't supposed to...

What is it that I read sometimes on the pro wrestling blogs I read?

"I love shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments."

Well, someone in the world of sports stuck his foot in his mouth and exposed a little too much on Wednesday.

Allen Pinkett, a former Notre Dame player and current color analyst for the Fighting Irish, had this to say in light of four suspensions on the team:

Pinkett is now a broadcaster for the team and during a spot on a Chicago radio station said he thought it would be good if Notre Dame had more "bad citizens." He attempted to somewhat clarify his remark, but it didn't change the general tone.
"I don’t want any mass murders or rapists," Pinkett said. "I want guys that maybe get caught drinking that are underage, or guys that maybe got arrested because they got in a fight at a bar, or guys that are willing to cuss in public and don’t mind the repercussions of it. That’s the type of criminal I’m talking about."
Notre Dame is playing Navy, in Ireland, for the opener this weekend.  For these comments, Pinkett has been removed from the broadcast.

He should be fired.

What Pinkett has done here is not only admit that you need to be a certain degree of thug to play football anymore (and he's not the first Notre Dame guy to so admit), but he's effectively covering up for a culture (grade school, high school, college, and pro) which covers for this.

Notre Dame has different standards (and is probably, admittedly, one of the reasons why they have lost relevance in today's college football), and this should be the reason Pinkett is fired from broadcasting Notre Dame football.

This culture is why I'm doing that list of the 53 players with no place in the NFL (admittedly, with some trouble filling the offensive line!), and why I believe football to be unsaveable.

Hence, Pinkett needs to go for his comments.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

An MLB question for my readers:

After the unheard-of 4-for-5 trade between the Red Sox and Dodgers, where the Dodgers get three major players (and a metric-shit-ton of salary!) for basically one player, two minor league prospects, and two of the dreaded Players To Be Named Later, in a Waiver Trade...

Am I the only person who smells something fishy here?


Friday, August 24, 2012

Super Fraud Predictions for the NFL, Part II: The Middle of the Road

Kansas City Chiefs

Greeny:  9-7
Golic:  8-8
Me:  The schedule's too tough.  7-9

ATL, @BUF, @NO, SD, BAL, @TB, and then they still have to play Pittsburgh once and Denver twice after the bye week.

There's just too much beef for a team with nothing to really offer except a home field like few others in the NFL.  The schedule makes .500 too optimistic, IMHO.

Seattle Seahawks

Greeny:  8-8
Golic:  8-8
Me:  6-10, same reason as Kansas City

DAL, GB, SF X 2, @ ARI, @ CAR, @ CHI, and nothing to offer the league in either fan base, marketing, or storyline.  No.  Just...  no.  Same situation as Kansas City.

Arizona Cardinals

Greeny:  6-10
Golic:  5-11
Me:  7-9

Arizona is a funny place to play, for some reason.  They always seem to win a couple games at their home stadium that they have no business winning.  Funny, as it sounds, I could easily see them 5-2 before the schedule comes crashing down on them after about Week 7 or 8.

Dallas Cowboys

Greeny and Golic:  9-7
Me:  7-9

Let's face it:  The NFL always wants Dallas to come back hardcore, but with Dez Bryant and the floating question mark which is Tony Romo...

Again, look at some of the games they have to play, and tell me this team, with that "face", goes .500 this year...  They're third-best in the division to begin with, and Pittsburgh, Chicago, and Baltimore as well.  Not only that, but Romo is just a guy that I can't trust being a winning quarterback.

Philadelphia Eagles

Greeny and Golic:  10-6
Me:  10-6 will require a lot of league help and a healthy Michael Vick!!  8-8 is more feasible (and my prediction), but 10-6 is not out of the question.

Brutal schedule in the first half of the season.  I am still not sold that many of the players want to be on a team with Michael Vick winning a Super Bowl.  (In fact, DeSean Jackson, IMHO to cover up with his contract, IMHO said as much!)

That said, Vick has a pre-season rib injury, and this is a messy schedule in a hard-hitting division.  They'll get some league help if Vick is healthy -- 10-6 might be a bit much to ask, though.

New York Jets

Greeny and Golic:  6-10
Me:  The biggest enigma of the season.  Tebow Time vs. Rex Ryan.  Prediction:  10-6.

Oh brother, does this team STINK.

On Ice.

That said, didn't we go through this last year?  You know, with the Denver Broncos stealing money with rigged wins?

I truly believe the NFL and Goodell want Rex Ryan out of the league (or at least out of the spotlight thereof).

That said, Tim Tebow is one of the two people in this league who is the most polarizing and rigged-for this season.

To me, only one thing is for sure...  This team does NOT go 6-10.  I predict we get Tebow Time again, and they go 10-6.  Otherwise, this piece of crap has 4-12 written all over it!

The San-chize will be done away with once and for all early in the season, and I see the same thing happening as last year in Denver:  This team is about 2-4, and makes it into the playoffs (IMHO, as a 5-6 to play Denver in the first weekend!) at 9-7 or 10-6.  The second half of the schedule is workable for such a stupid rig-job.

Oakland Raiders

Greeny and Golic:  7-9
Me:  6-10

Mainly because they are THE most undisciplined team in the league, and, until that culture changes, they will get screwed, again and again and again.  The schedule is workable, but the team is just too undisciplined.  I predict another penalty record in Oakland, and someone is finally going to have to sic Goodell on the franchise itself to basically lay down the law.

San Diego Chargers

Greeny:  9-7
Golic:  8-8
Me:  8-8

Largely because of the benefits they will get from playing Oakland.  There's too much turmoil (San Diego is seen as one of the first candidates to move to Los Angeles on the AFC side.) to go much higher than this.

Chicago Bears

Greeny:  11-5
Golic:  9-7
Me:  10-6

Someone's gotta win the NFC North, though -- and, to me, might 10-6 be enough?

Lots of beef in that schedule, yes, but there is a lot of buzz up in Chicago, and with Detroit undisciplined and Green Bay racking up the problem children, could 10-6 be enough to win an NFC North that goes how most people will not expect?

I think 10-6 is reasonable for the Bears with or without the rigging -- the question is whether that 10-6 is going to be enough, and that WILL take rigging.

Tennessee Titans

Greeny:  8-8
Golic:  7-9
Me:  8-8

One of these teams who will muddle it through, but not much more.

53 Players With No Place in the National Football League: Part III: The Wide Receivers

WR #1:  Santonio Holmes, New York Jets team captain and starter

Should be banned for:  Drug past and 2008 marijuana arrest, 2006 domestic violence incident, 2010 nightclub violence incident

Here's a real charmer.  The guy basically admits that he was selling drugs as a teen, though he claims his mother and his hopes to play in the NFL turned his life around.

So he gets into one domestic violence scrape, weeks after another police incident, gets nailed for marijuana by the cops in 2008, and has a lawsuit pending from a 2010 nightclub violence incident with another woman.

And this guy was a Super Bowl MVP??  No thank you.  Fits in right well with Rothlesberger, who threw him the game-winning touchdown pass in Super Bowl XLIII.

WR #2:  Chad Ochocinco/Johnson, disqualified from Miami Dolphins in 2012 for domestic abuse/ineffectiveness

Should be banned for:  Making a mockery of the league and headbutting his wife.

The headbutt should be the end-game, but one cannot overstate how much of a mockery of the game Chad (and several other wide-receivers (looking at you, Terrell!!)) has made the NFL.

This guy was a walking reality show, basically disgracing himself at almost every conceivable turn, including stealing a paycheck in New England, of all places, before finally putting the nail in it all this summer when he stood accused of headbutting his wife, to which the Miami Dolphins promptly showed his ass out the door.

WR #3:  Kenny Britt, currently injured on the Tennessee Titans

Should be banned for:  No fewer than seven run-ins with the law since January 15, 2010.

And thanks to the San Diego Union Tribune, whose NFL arrest database will be used liberally here.

This isn't a case of one major incident.  It's the accumulation of no fewer than seven incidents with the police since 2010:
  • 1/15/2010:  Three traffic warrants.  Paid $865 to resolve them, and was released.
  • 8/4/2010:  Driving on a revoked license, and pulled over for too dark of tinting.
  • 2/9/2011:  Theft warrant, as he was seen not to pay bail bondsmen to cover a bail bond for a friend of his arrested.  Covered the bond, and the situation was resolved.
  • 4/12/2011:  Car chase, felony eluding of an officer dropped to traffic violations.  
  • 6/8/2011:  One day after resolving the 4/12/2011 situation, he's arrested again for two counts of resisting arrest as police find a marijuana cigar on him.
  • 6/29/2011:  Surrenders to police for false statements on a driver's license application.
  • 7/20/2012:  Arrested for DUI at a checkpoint of Fort Campbell Army Base.
He has an eighth incident from his rookie season in 2009, and at least two visits to the Commissioner's Office.

WR #4:  Donte Stallworth, New England Patriots

Should be banned for:   Vehicular Manslaughter Under the Influence of Alcohol after a 2007 visit to the Substance Abuse Program.

Almost the opposite of Britt, Stallworth killed a man on March 14, 2009, hitting him while having a Blood Alcohol Content of .126.  (San Diego Union Tribune list)

Suspended "indefinitely" (more like one year) for vehicular murder.  Has played for two teams since, and was signed by the Patriots in March, 2012.

Dishonorable Mention:  Plaxico Burress, Free Agent

Vincent Jackson of the Buccaneers is certainly close, if not there.

It is time to end the Tour de Farce.

Lance Armstrong will be stripped of his seven titles and banned for life from cycling after dropping his cases against the United States Anti-Doping Association today.

The announcement comes tomorrow.

I want you to go read this site, a Wikipedia list (which will be updated with Armstrong's ban tomorrow, I am almost sure of it) of doping in the Tour de France.

A quote sticks out to me right at the top, as I am reminded that this is a month-long race which goes through mountains and valleys of Western Europe...

"For as long as the Tour has existed, since 1903, its participants have been doping themselves. No dope, no hope. The Tour, in fact, is only possible because - not despite the fact - there is doping. For 60 years this was allowed. For the past 30 years it has been officially prohibited. Yet the fact remains; great cyclists have been doping themselves, then as now."

(Emphasis mine.)

This comment was made by a "German observer" to Das Spiegel -- in 1998.

When you get to the chart data, and add Armstrong's impending ban, you see why, without illegal steroids and doping, there can be no cycling events, especially of the length and demand of the Tour de France:
  • Since 1961 (and including the 1957 Tour, in which the 1961 winner won), there have been 25 winners of the Tour de France.
  • Twelve of them, encompassing 29 of the 52 victories in the Tour, have either tested positive, been found to be druggies, or admitted to it.  Armstrong will become the sixth man to be suspended from cycling, and the first for life, under this situation.
  • This includes cycling legends like Eddie Merckx, testing positive four times over an eight-year period which encompassed his five titles.
  • Miguel Indurain would be on this list, but he took a drug which was, not unlike the Hope Solo situation before the Olympics, proven to be taken for a known condition for which the drug could be prescribed (salbutamol for asthma).
  • Three Americans have won the Tour, on the pavement.  After tomorrow, only one of them, Greg LeMond, will still be recognized.
  • The last champion, once you take out the past five years (and that still involves Alberto Contador, banned for two years after his drug failure at the 2010 Tour), not either proven or implicated as a drug user and cheat...  Greg LeMond -- who won the Tour in 1986, 1989, and 1990.  Basically every champion from 1991 to 2007 is either Indurain's case of an accepted drug, or a drug cheat.
It is long past time to cancel the Tour de Farce.  It is long past time to remove the Olympic cycling events.  It is long past time to start admitting that, in many opinions (one, from Game of Shadows, reports a study done by a bunch of Canadian scientists which indicated the known human limit for speed at 100 meters without   performance enhancement for male athletes is...   11 seconds).

Effectively, this study, a study of the Tour de France, and many others, conclude a very sickening belief about sports, one which I, personally, believe to be true:

Sports, in present (extremely flawed) form as (corporate) entertainment of the masses, would not exist without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.  No one would watch.

Best evidence of this, on edit:  Donations to Lance's charity are up TWENTY-FIVE TIMES on a daily basis the day he gets banned...

This is why you have parts of the United States government involved, in the belief of at least one former Armstrong teammate, of covering up -- and BRIBERY -- to protect Armstrong.

But should anyone awake be surprised?

Monday, August 20, 2012

53 Players With No Place in the National Football League: Part II: Running Backs

RB #1:  Reggie Bush, Miami Dolphins starter

Why he should be banned:  Massive illegalities in college eligibility leading to fraudulent presence in the NFL.

The first player ever disqualified from the Heisman Trophy.

The first team ever disqualified from a BCS National Championship.

Probably about as close to a Death Penalty program that one of the Sacred Halls of College Football may ever get (even closer, for now, than Tressel's Ohio State University), especially given what was done to save Penn State's program.  Between him and OJ Mayo, the USC Trojans should've had their two major sports programs shut down.

But that's too much money lost.  USC is about the only relevant football program west of the state of Texas.

And this was the man in the middle of it all.

Really, not much more to say here.  His entire relevant career was only 14 starts, most of them were illegal by NCAA rules.  As a result, he has no place in the National Football League.

RB #2:  Cedric Benson, Green Bay Packers

Why he should be banned:  2 2008 DUI arrests, 2010 assault arrest, 2011 assault arrest and suspension

It is not hard to understand why the Cincinnati Bengals don't get much love from the league, nor should they.  They've probably become the poster-children for accumulating an entire roster full of players, and Benson is at or near the top of the list.

Four arrests and a suspension for player conduct in four years, and people still don't seem to get that Cedric Benson has either taken one too many shots to the head (and, hence, might well end up like Chris Henry -- who it seems like the Bengals shipped out to ship in Benson) or is a straight-up thug.

And now the Green Bay Packers (who already have a player suspended for Bounty-Gate, another for drug policy, and a third for personal conduct) have to take a flier on this guy?  Roger Goodell just took the Lombardi Trophy from "home" and is going to find another place for it, for a long time now.

RB #3:  Marshawn Lynch, Seattle Seahawks starter, 2011 Pro Bowler

Why he should be banned:  2008 hit and run, 2009 gun arrest

Guns have no place around NFL players except for their own protection, but this guy, who has had several additional near-scrapes with the law, just can't seem to stay careful enough.

Though the person he struck was clearly drunk and disorderly, Lynch struck a pedestrian and ran from the scene.  After enough time for the "fixers" to take hold, Lynch pled to a lesser charge.  Then you add a drug and gun arrest in 2009, and a 2012 DUI while we're at it, and it's easy to see why this guy probably is going to fall into the realm of total unemployability in rather short order.

Dishonorable Mention (if anyone chooses to pick him up):  Larry Johnson, free-agent

53 Players With No Place in the NFL: Part I: The Quarterbacks

QB #1:  Michael Vick, Philadelphia Eagles starter

Should be banned from the league for:  Operating an illegal dog-fighting kennel and ring, tax evasion, illegal gambling, animal cruelty

One of the most obvious cases of why the NFL should be policed from the outside, Michael Vick is the poster child for much of what is wrong with the National Football League.  In addition, Wikipedia has a significant list of further crimes, going back to 2001 and purported dog-fighting at his home.

The NFL has been attempting to make this thug their poster-child for moving the game into a more urban setting.

And when Philadelphia gives him a second $100,000,000 contract after he crapped away the first one, that's where I start drawing the line rather stiffly.

QB #2:  Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers starter

Should be banned from the league for:  Entrance under false pretense due to college ineligibility  (Though there are many others who could fall under that category, Newton is one of the most obvious.)

From the poster child of the criminal NFL to the poster child to the farcical nature of the BCS.  From the first Vick to the "next Vick".

Cam Newton is generally accepted (by everyone outside the BCS and NCAA) to have openly shopped his services to the highest bidder after being named the top junior-college quarterback after withdrawing from the University of Florida (and basically having the practice declared legal by the NCAA so the NCAA doesn't have to vacate a second BCS National Championship within a short period of time).  This doesn't even get into why he had to sit the year in JuCo in the first place:  He was a pretty good hell-raiser in his one year at the University of Florida as well.

Such a (false-pretense) charge can probably do away with a number of players who will not be included on this list, but any player who's predominant relevant career never should have happened if there was a whit of caring about eligibility in the NCAA and BCS.  Positions on this list will be saved for more prominent cases.  (Which see RB #1 when I get to that post.)

QB #3:  Ben Rothlesberger, Pittsburgh Steelers starter

Should be banned from the league for:  A course of conduct consistent with numerous sexual assaults

A 2010 Georgia woman claiming he assaulted her.

The motorcycle accident.

Numerous other claims against his character, regarding sexual assaults in Las Vegas and in other places.

Is it any secret that the league is searching for a new Great White Hope and that this guy is the quarterback for one of the most corrupt teams (player-conduct) in recent NFL memory?

Super-Fraud Predictions for the NFL, Part One: The Also-Rans.

And the season previews of the NFL get off the ground.  Using Mike and Mike's "Two-a-Days" as a guide, I'll take a look at what I believe are the (political and financial) chances for these teams to see the next Super Bowl.

That in mind, we begin with the 10 worst teams in the league (the format is by draft-order, two a day until they're all done) from the first week:

Indianapolis:

Greeny:  6-10
Golic:     5-11
Me:        6-10

Andrew Luck is probably going to be "The Great White Hope" among young quarterbacks, especially with Newton and Griffin III running around.  That's going to work in their favor some.  Also working in their favor is not getting Houston until twice in the last three weeks.  Six wins, with some help, is manageable here.

St. Louis:

Greeny and Golic:  4-12
Me:  2-14

Oh, Lord...  This is one of the teams that either moves to Los Angeles, or becomes a real going-concern issue for the league at the rate things are going.  The team went 7-9 year before last.  The other four years out of the last five, they have eight wins combined, and have drafted first or second in the draft (they traded out for three firsts from the Redskins for Griffin III from the #2 slot last year) all four of those years.

And, besides Sam Bradford (who's an injury risk) and Stephen Jackson (ditto), this team's front office has been so incompetent that I can't see them getting more than two wins (even with a weak NFC West outside of San Fran) again this year.

Minnesota:

Greeny:  3-13
Golic:  4-12
Me:  3-13

See St. Louis -- and is it any wonder why these two teams are two of the teams in the front of the line if an NFC team wants to move to Farmer's Field in Los Angeles?  They have one marketable player, and Adrian Peterson is banged up to Hell -- so by the time the last six weeks come by and it's a steady diet of Chicago and Green Bay, what are they going to have left?

Cleveland:

Greeny:  4-12
Golic:  3-13
Me:  2-14

This team could easily be about 1-8 by their bye week, and that's only because they play Cincinnati twice.  There's going to be some AWFUL football again at the bottom of the NFL.

Only reason they MIGHT get more than two wins would be to screw over bettors.  You start getting teams that are this bad, and people are going to look for attractive investments, rather than gambles.  At that point is when the NFL might come to some bizarre results.

Tampa Bay:

Greeny and Golic:  6-10
Me:  4-12

Week One, home to Carolina, is going to say a lot as to whether this team fulfills the Mikes' predictions, or doesn't even make mine.

Tampa is a rudder-less ship, and has been for some time.  Problem is, the league wants some sort of relevant team in Florida, and they don't have one right now.

Washington:

Greeny:  6-10
Golic:  7-9
Me:  6-10

When you give up three firsts, you're sold that Robert Griffin III is the new face of the franchise.

He gets a very workable first six weeks.

Then it goes south -- HARD.

Jacksonville:

Greeny:  3-13
Golic:  6-10
Me:  4-12, and probably needing a prayer to get that, and Maurice Jones-Drew to show up.

Maurice Jones-Drew, and NOTHING else.

No selling points.

Miami:

Greeny and Golic:  5-11
Me:  6-10, only because someone in the state of Florida has to, or they all tune out.

Comparatively easy schedule once you get out of the division, and God only knows what the Jets might or might not do.

Carolina:

Greeny:  7-9
Golic:  8-8
Me:  9-7, but they'll need league help to get there

$Cam was everything the league could want from him in Year One.  He definitely has the "It Factor" to be the Next Vick, if the league needs him.

Only reason I wouldn't go double-digits in Year Two is the brutality of this schedule.  NFC East-AFC West, going to Kansas City and to San Diego.  At Philly, at Chicago -- the road schedule just runs the table on them, and probably holds them back.

Buffalo:

Greeny and Golic:  8-8
Me:  6-10

But they'll need a big run at the end, when the schedule gets easier, to get there.  It does not start out easy, and Buffalo is another of those franchises where there future in the league has to be in some question -- though, in their case, a run to Toronto has been in the cards!



The utter ridiculousness of the entitlement of our football culture...

(Hat-tip to a friend who pointed this out to me...)

The more I see, the more I shake my head.

This weekend's latest example comes from Sports Illustrated.

Elijah Earnheart of Texas has been disqualified from playing in his pee wee football league (6th-7th graders).

The kid is 12 years old.

Now, there is the occasional story of the kid that just has been ruled "too good" for the league.

This one is far more obvious.  The league has a 135-pound limit for 7th-graders.

Earnheart is 6-foot-1, TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-SEVEN POUNDS.

Let that sink in for a moment.

This TWELVE YEAR-OLD is TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-SEVEN POUNDS.

That, to me, is an immediate red flag.

When you start hearing his mother (Cindy) and "humiliation" and all this, I really begin to wonder if the entire purpose of all of this is to basically exert her son's force as a bully and a damaging force to all unlike him...

Even in high-school, my brother was maybe a buck-80 soaking wet with pads.

"They would not even let him weigh in on the scales like every single boy out there," she [the mother] said. "He might be the size of a grown man but he's 12 years old and he has feelings, too." 

He might be the size of a grown man, but let's check him anyway to not hurt his feelings that he can't play because he's not at the 135-pound weight limit.

OH...

COME...

ON!

The president of the league, Ronnie Henderson, has his head on straight:

"We've got little boys that play against him that are 85, 95 and 100 pounds," Henderson said. "We have to look out for all the kids, not just him." 

You sic a 300-pounder on those kids, and some of them are going to come back injured, maimed, or dead.

I want to know how this guy got to 297 pounds at the age of 12 without either serious overeating or something else, while we are at it, especially given this comment...

She added: "Isn't bigger better in football? Football is a contact sport. If you don't want your son tackled, get him off the field." 

Fuck you, Cindy Earnhart.  I would get my kid off the field.  I'd rather do that than see your boy crush him, literally.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

New Jersey, Sports Gambling, and the Future of American Sport

(Hat-Tip to Brian Tuohy.)

One of the biggest stories which is going to come out this fall is about the legalization of sports gambling beyond the four states in which the Federal government has currently grandfathered.

New Jersey, and it's Governor Chris Christie, are fighting the Federal government (and the major sports leagues!) in court over the legalization of sports gambling.

Why is this so important?  Brian Tuohy reports:

"Defending PASPA [The Professional and Amateur Sports Protection Act -- the law prohibiting legalized sports gambling except in the four states grandfathered] is the four major leagues and the NCAA, and oddly these private entities are suing to enforce a federal law--an act usually left to the federal government to do."

Now why would the NCAA do this, if billions were being legally gambled on their sports in the states grandfathered?

"The leagues' argument is predicated on one main point: legalized sports gambling threatens the character and integrity of sports."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh my God, they didn't just go there, did they?

Why is sports gambling legally allowed at all, under those circumstances?

There's an easy answer:  Read Dan Moldea's Interference for the environment which was in place in the formative years of the National Football League.  You'd have regional illegal books with The Mafia -- many of whom with tentacles in the leagues and players themselves.

But here's the true reason why the NCAA, nor the pro leagues, want this to go down:

"What the leagues fear is the potential oversight that comes with the fall of this national prohibition. Thoroughbred racing has state-run committees that monitor wagering as well as investigate potential corruption within the sport. This includes abuse of the animals and race fixing.

The NFL, MLB, et al. do not want to see similar oversight come to their respective sport. Such an action would limit the effectiveness of each leagues' commissioner. Imagine the government being allowed to rule on the length of suspensions for players who break either league rules or the law."

You'd get a National Sports Commission.  There'd be so many people wanting oversight into the contests that it would happen.

The last thing that the leagues want is an over-reaching power to step in on collegiate and professional sports.

Such a body would've almost certainly shut down at least the Penn State football program, if not their entire athletic program.  That's money out of the NCAA's pocket.

Such a body MIGHT well have closed down the New Orleans Saints under RICO-like discussions.  That's eight fewer games for the NFL.

Such a body MIGHT well have a continued investigation going as to whether BALCO and similar area constructs have infiltrated the San Francisco Giants, even to this day.  (Which see Melky Cabrera and his 50-game suspension.)

Such a body almost certainly would've forfeited this year's All-Star Game (and World Series home-field advantage -- if such a body didn't just use this opportunity to nullify "This Time, It Counts!") to the American League for Cabrera's (the game's MVP) involvement, given the time-frame of the drug test.

And this is stuff that the sports leagues do not want.  Why?

Because they lose profits and the ability to control the outcomes of games for political, financial, and other gain.

Period.

That's why they're challenging this law.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

If what I am about to post is true, then the extent to which those in charge protect themselves is unlimited.

I can confirm the "what" in this story.

If a report I've read as to the possible "why" comes out true, this gets scary in an awful hurry.

Hidden in all the Olympic stuff, we find out that, in the last couple of weeks (and under some very bizarre circumstances), the mother of Hall of Famer Cal Ripken Jr. was kidnapped, taken for a ride, and then left safely.

I spent tonight looking into more information regarding the Penn State investigation as to whether there was a wider pedophile ring, and that the football program was, in effect, as much a front for a pedophile ring as was Second Mile.

Among other things I've found, I found this article.  Doesn't appear to be from the most reputable of sources, but, yet, there are a couple things in here which give serious cause for thought.
  • There was a police officer in the Philadelphia schools who was already being molested by someone else (the pedophile died before trial fifteen years later) who was brought to Second Mile in 1979 by said pedophile, who knew Sandusky and who knew of the ring.
  • There are members of Second Mile's board who don't even know they are on the board in the first place.  The article referenced lists them as "honorary members".
  • Even if they had, they had little to no real decision-making power, even in the transference of remaining assets after Sandusky was exposed.
  • Cal Ripken Jr. was one of these "honorary members", and distanced himself from the organization upon the revelations in November of last year.
So here's the question:

Was the football culture and pedophilia ring so intertwined that parties within both decided to threaten to "disappear" Cal Ripken Jr.'s mother as a message to her son?

The kidnapping occurred in the last week of July of this year.

One has to wonder if a number of parties (some of whom, it is believed, have tried to win Sandusky's freedom, hook or crook) have decided to force silence on everyone around Second Mile, with any and all threats on the table.

If this is true -- and there is little to no evidence of that at this time -- then one has to wonder what lengths people will go to preserve their status quo...

FBI Assisting Madden Claims: Witness Comes Forward to Assert Sandusky, PSU Donor Raped Two Boys on Plane

The things done under the color of football...

Mark Madden's explosive claims that the next story which was going to come out was of a wider pedophile ring have finally come to fruition.

The FBI, as part of it's larger investigation into Jerry Sandusky and child pornography, now has a witness stating that Sandusky and a PSU donor took two boys onto a private plane and violated them.

I said back in November of last year that Mark Madden, who first made these similar claims as being investigated, wouldn't say this (as bombastic of a little shit he can be sometimes) without some proof.

We may be starting to find it.

I truly believe that, by the end of all this, you will find that PSU Football was simply a front for the most unspeakable of a criminal conspiracy.

How much more, Football Nation?  How much more?

Saturday, August 11, 2012

F-RC, Day 15, Part 2: So one man's statement takes away his medal, but one team's voguing does NOT?

-- South Korean soccer player Jongwoo Park has forfeited his bronze medal for a political statement made after his team defeated Japan for that medal.

There is a hotly-disputed region in the area, a peninsula called Dokdo in Korea and Takeshima in Japan.  Both countries claim it, and a recent visit by South Korea's president didn't help matters.

After the match, Park raised a sign, stating Korea's contention that the peninsula was theirs.

For this, he is going to be denied his bronze medal.

OK.  I can get that.  But then explain THIS...

Explain to me how this "Vogue" display of arrogance by the US Women's Basketball Team after they won the gold medal today should be allowed...

On the medal stand, they promptly went "Madonna" and vogued for the crowd.

Please end this madness...

Another thing which needs to change in sports...

We need a concept of Universal Ineligibility...

Give you an example:

The Honey Badger, Tyron Mathieu, the stud defensive-back from the defending B$C$ National Champions, LSU, just got thrown off the team this week -- for purportedly yet another failed drug test.

Word is that's got him up to around 4-5 of these.

So now he gets to enroll immediately at a lower level and continue his career, without sitting a year?

Come on, people!  This thug deserves NOTHING from football, and probably shouldn't even be allowed in school -- anywhere -- at this point.

But, of course, he's a stud -- that overrides "thug"...

McNeese State is the proposed destination.

Five-Ringed Circus, Day 15: US to win medal count (Damn!) and THIS is how you treat the female athletes?

Medal count, with one day of mostly team finals and the marathon to go:

USA:  44 golds (to best their 2008 total of 42) -- 102 medals (they got 110 in Beijing)
China:  38 golds (got 52 in 2008 in their home Games) -- 87 medals (100 in 2008)

Damn.

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And, as if there was any more evidence that the only real purpose of women in our society is to get it out and whack it off, I submit this...

"Bodies in Motion", a supposed "tribute" to female athletes done by NBC Sports.

The title is a dead giveaway.

The music, even more so.

You might as well just get "The Stripper", and be done with it.

OK, Alyson Felix running I can get.

But the long, slo-mo pans of beach volleyball (which I basically call "Striptease Volleyball" for a very good reason!)...  I mean, I like a hot pair of legs like the next guy (so much so, in one case, that I had to go to jail over someone I cared about deeply), but come on!!

I mean, the slo-mo tennis shot might as well have been augmented by an orgasmic grunt!

#NBCFail -- Again and again and again and again....

Send your complaint letters to the IOC -- they might have two years to see if someone else might do a better job at the next Games.

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In fact, it's gotten SO BAD for NBC that they've officially been told to shut up their ringside commentary for the boxing.

BY THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE.

They were the only group allowed ringside commentary access, but were disrupting the competition officials.  Once they were notified of what happened, all the US athletes had been eliminated on the men's side and the women's side was done -- so NBC just left.

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And the IOC, probably bowing to American pressure because of the Jamaican sprint dominance, has decided that more drug tests will be forthcoming to the Jamaicans.

Excuse me, but I'm not sure you're going to find anything.

You might want to do a fuller research on their program -- I think it's genetic engineering.

Dick Pound, former chief of anti-doping organizations, is not happy with the Jamaican program:

""No, they are one of the groups that are hard to test, it is (hard) to get in and find them and so forth," former World Anti-Doping Agency chief Pound told Reuters Television when asked whether he was happy with the way Jamaica tested its athletes."

Friday, August 10, 2012

I had a Super Bowl prediction, and it is about to change...

The Green Bay Packers are about to sign one of the more infamous members of my upcoming "53 Players Who Have No Place in the NFL" list:  Cedric Benson.

If the Packers need Benson to be relevant as a running counter-threat, then, between him and three guys that the Pack has who are suspended (one for Bounty-Gate, one apparently for drug policy, and one for personal conduct), I'm prepared to find another NFC team to select.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Five-Ringed Circus: Day 13: Don't Be The Twenty-Four, and Carl Lewis is Going the Wrong Way

Yahoo!'s Fourth Place Medal blog delinates 24 Olympians whose London Games ended early for one reason or another.

To embarrass them further (and why not?  to throw away this kind of an opportunity should get one scorned at), let's recap:
  • Victoria Baranova (RUS, Track Cycling):  Failed pre-Games drug test for testosterone and expelled.
  • Nick D'Arcy and Kendrick Monk (AUS, Swimming):  Took pictures of themselves with guns and placed them on social media sites.  Though allowed to continue to compete, were expelled from the Games by the Australian Olympic Committee immediately upon completion and banned from all social media for one month.  Neither medaled.
  • Kyung Eun Jung, Jung Eun Ha, Ha Na Kim and Min Jung Kim (South Korea, Badminton), Xiaoli Wang and Yang Yu (China, Badminton), and Greysia Polii and Meiliana Jauhari (Indonesia, Badminton):  Four womens' doubles teams were expelled from the Games by the Badminton World Federation for not giving their best effort.  At least one of these athletes has permanently retired as a result of the disgrace.  Previously covered on Five-Ringed Circus.
  • Tameka Williams (St. Kitts and Nevis, Track and Field):  Found to have taken "Blast-Off Red", a stimulant, and expelled.  (Yahoo's list does not even include Kim Collins, another St. Kitts and Nevis trackster, whom their Olympic Committee expelled from the Games for missing training sessions to be with his wife at the hotel and effectively going AWOL.)
  • Alex Schwazer (ITA, Track and Field):  Race-walker expelled from the London Games by the Italian Olympic Committee for testing positive for the enhancement EPO.  Blood Doping.  A twist to the story is that he was the defending champion in the 50-kilometer race walk from Beijing, his samples from which will be retested.
  • Gijs van Hoecke (BEL, Cycling) :  Thrown out by his national committee after pictures of him drunken and disoriented after leaving a London nightclub were published.  Judging from the picture in the source article, I'd say the Belgians made the right call here!
  • Dmitrios Chondrokoukis (GRE, Track and Field):  Expelled for positive test for Stanozolol, the same drug which Ben Johnson got caught with in 1988.  Previously covered on Five-Ringed Circus.
  • Amine Laalou (MOR, Track and Field):  Refused entry into the country for a doping offense.
  • Diego Palomeque (COL, Track and Field):  Banned by the IOC for a positive test for excessive testosterone.
  • Hysen Pulaku (ALB, Weightlifting):  Expelled for positive test for Stanozolol, the same drug which Ben Johnson got caught with in 1988.
  • Nicholas Delpopolo (USA, Judo):  Stripped of seventh-place finish and expelled from Games for positive drug test for THC/marijuana.  Previously covered on Five-Ringed Circus.
  • Michel Morganella (SUI, Soccer/Football):  Removed from Swiss team for racist tweet against African players.  Previously covered on Five-Ringed Circus.
  • Paraskevi Papahristou (GRE, Track and Field)  Removed from Greek team for racist tweet.  Previously covered on Five-Ringed Circus.
  • Luiza Galiulina (UZB, Gymnastics):  Expelled for positive test for furosemide, a masking agent.
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For those athletes still here, the top of the table race is going down to the last weekend:

USA leads with 39 golds and 90 total medals after golds in the decathlon, women's boxing, women's water polo, and women's soccer/football.

China, after a victory in Taekwondo and Diving, has 37 golds and 80 total.

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And then there's Usain Bolt...

About the only thing he didn't do in London which was expected was put up record times which would obsolete the 100-meter and 200-meter dashes.

And now he and Carl Lewis are having words about Bolt's place in history...

Carl Lewis opened up HIS trap and stated he believes the Jamaicans are doping their way to sprint dominance.

After Bolt's lightning-fast times in Beijing, Lewis said:

"No one is accusing anyone," Lewis told the Telegraph. "But don't live by a different rule and expect the same kind of respect. They [Jamaican track officials] say, 'Oh, we've been great for the sport.' No, you have not. No country has had that kind of dominance. I'm not saying they've done anything for certain. I don't know. But how dare anybody feel that there shouldn't be scrutiny, especially in our sport?

"The reality is that if I were running now, and had the performances I had in my past, I would expect [doping critics] to say something. I wouldn't even be offended at the question. So when people ask me about Bolt, I say he could be the greatest athlete of all time. But for someone to run 10.03 one year and 9.69 the next, if you don't question that in a sport that has the reputation it has right now, you're a fool. Period."

Bolt, in response after his double in London, replied:

"I'm going to say something controversial. Carl Lewis – I have no respect for him," Bolt said. "The things he says about the track athletes are very downgrading. I think he's just looking for attention, because nobody really talks about him. I've lost all respect for him. All respect."

My opinion:

It's not steroids.  He's enhanced, but it's not testable yet.

I think Usain Bolt is the first genetic super-athlete, and Jamaica's been making a bunch of them.

(For what it's worth, if that one Chinese female swimmer who out-split Lochte is drug-clean, she's the second...)

I mean, watch the races.  His starts abjectly STINK (the official London site has him fifth out of the blocks).  His form is seen as terrible.  And yet he's the fastest man in history...

No.  And it's beyond current human limitation even WITH the steroids.

The New York Times did a chart, and basically put all the gold, silver, and bronze medalists in the 100-meter dash in the same race.

Bolt wins, a meter clear of everybody.  His 2008 time is second.  It's another meter to meter and a half before you get to any other runner.

No.  Especially with his starts, there's no way.  The three Americans went Personal Best, Season Best, and matched Personal Best, and lost by .15 second and up -- an eternity over 100 meters.

So I think Carl Lewis is barking up the wrong tree here.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

George Will is right and no one likes it.

When I created this blog, I created it simply on the premise of sports being rigged and what-not.

I cannot believe the amount of violence (both within and in-the-name-of) with respect to football.

George Will wrote a column for The Washington Post in which he said:

Football's problem with danger on the field is not going away.

There's a painful fact that this country, in it's blind religious addiction to this sport, will refuse to admit:

Football is America's new blood-sport.  And those who play it are expected to pay with their very lives.

Will, after making reference to the brain-trauma/football-related deaths of Junior Seau, Ray Easterling, and Dave Duerson:

"Football is bigger than ever, in several senses. Bear Bryant’s 1966 undefeated Alabama team had only 19 players who weighed more than 200 pounds. The heaviest weighed 223. The linemen averaged 194. The quarterback weighed 177. Today, many high school teams are much bigger. In 1980, only three NFL players weighed 300 or more pounds. In 2011, according to pro-football-reference.com, there were 352, including three 350-pounders. Thirty-one of the NFL’s 32 offensive lines averaged more than 300."

(Links are from the quote itself.)

I read a quote like this, and I'm reminded of a high-school game I came across on ESPN networks one Friday night as I was in a hotel, attending a convention.

I know it was a California game, and I believe that the player I recall was from Long Beach Poly.

The kid was a junior lineman, something like 6-4 and 315 pounds!

There's three problems with that:
  • I am basically convinced he's on steroids.
  • There's no way that can be safe for the other kids involved.
  • The players, at all levels, are getting too big and too fast not to do this kind of damage.
What kind of damage?  Will continues:

"Various unsurprising studies indicate high early mortality rates among linemen resulting from cardiovascular disease. For all players who play five or more years, life expectancy is less than 60; for linemen it is much less."

The fact is, teams are building literal human walls around their quarterbacks.

And then battering rams to break through the other team's walls.

Will has studies which indicate that a five-year NFL career (and all that leads up to it) takes over eighteen years off the average life expectancy, compared with the 78.2 years that an American is expected to live, according to the World Bank.

Will notes that the number of plaintiffs against the NFL and football with respect to concussion-related injuries and deaths is now over three thousand.  But one fact is true:

"We are, however, rapidly reaching the point where playing football is like smoking cigarettes: The risks are well-known."

And, at that point, one has to believe that it will be similarly regulated, and outlawed in many cases.

He certainly has little hope for the future of American sport, or the intelligence of it's fans, if this statement of his is to be believed:

"Degenerate prizefighting, or prizefighting for degenerates — called mixed martial arts or “ultimate fighting” — is booming."

Though I will say that, at least at the major levels, MMA is making far more attempts than some might believe to ensure that it's as safe as possible.

Far more than what boxing ever did, that's for sure!

But Will does believe that football, especially at the professional level, is going into serious decline in the next generation or so:

" [...] in this age of bubble-wrapped children, when parents put helmets on wee tricycle riders, many children are going to be steered away from youth football, diverting the flow of talent to the benefit of other sports"

There will be certain hotbeds (Texas, Florida, etc.) where this won't take place.  But in areas where schools have to cut every dollar they can (and who don't exist simply to field a football team every autumn Friday night -- which more and more of them effectively DO!), you might see teams reduce their liability risk.

"In the NFL, especially, football is increasingly a spectacle, a game surrounded by manufactured frenzy, on the grass and in the increasingly unpleasant ambiance of the fans in the stands."

"Manufactured frenzy"...

Remember, in all of this, that since sports (and especially football) is nothing more than a business venture, that the outcomes must be tightly controlled:  for money for the league, for whatever legal gambling interests the leagues (professional and otherwise) are married to (which witness the effects by these leagues to sue the state of New Jersey to prevent Gov. Christie from creating legal sportsbooks in the state), for the sponsors, or for whatever political agendas the leagues might have.

"Football on the field is a three-hour adrenaline-and-testosterone bath. For all its occasional elegance and beauty, it is basically violence for, among other purposes, inflicting intimidating pain. (Seau said his job was “to inflict pain on my opponent and have him quit.”) The New Orleans Saints’ “bounty” system of cash payments to players who knocked opposing players out of games crossed a line distinguishing the essence of the game from the perversion of it. This is, however, an increasingly faint line."

There is no line, Mr. Will.  There is no essence of the game which does not pervert it.  Look at that football coach in Frisco, Texas, as a great example -- pounding this mentality into a bunch of eight year-olds so he can continue the pipeline for the glory of the only thing which gives boys in many communities any sort of importance.

"Decades ago, this column lightheartedly called football a mistake because it combines two of the worst features of American life — violence, punctuated by committee meetings, which football calls huddles. Now, however, accumulating evidence about new understandings of the human body — the brain, especially, but not exclusively — compel the conclusion that football is a mistake because the body is not built to absorb, and cannot be adequately modified by training or protected by equipment to absorb, the game’s kinetic energies."

The players are too big and too fast, Mr. Will.  Much of this is chemically-enhanced, yes -- but the fact is that the players have gotten too big and too fast for the safety of anyone involved.

It is that simple.

It is that direct.

And the fact that the games and outcomes are tightly controlled makes it even worse.

"After 18 people died playing football in 1905, even President Theodore Roosevelt, who loved war and gore generally, flinched and forced some rules changes. Today, however, the problem is not the rules; it is the fiction that football can be fixed and still resemble the game fans relish."

And there it is in a nutshell:

It is FICTIONAL to believe that football can be feasibly repaired, especially given the medical realities we now know.

Needless to say, Mr. Will's correct comments have not been received very well in the blogosphere:

Terence Jeffrey of "The Patriot Post":

"A group of researchers at the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health -- including Sherry L. Baron, M.D., Misty J. Hein, Ph.D., Everett Lehman and Christine Gersic -- conducted a study of mortality among 3,439 men who had played at least five years in the NFL between 1959 and 1988. Their report appeared in Volume 109, Issue 6 of the American Journal of Cardiology.

"Overall," the study concluded, "retired NFL players from the 1959 through the 1988 seasons showed decreased all-cause and (cardiovascular disease) mortalities compared to a referent United States population of men."

Which, of course, conveniently attempts to dodge the present realities of the game by limiting the study to players who played the game more then TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, Mr. Jeffrey.

One of Mr. Will's central theses is that the players are now too big and too fast.  In 1980, near the end of your quoted survey period, only three NFL players weighed over 300 pounds.  Last year, each team had an average of ELEVEN such players.  On every team.

Try again, Mr. Jeffrey.

A Washington Times community, the Tygrrr Express (oh gee, where do you think that mentality arises?), goes further, and asks that, for the preservation of football, the Post silence Mr. Will!

Eric Golub:

"What is not in dispute is that where there is a George Will, there is a badly written column offering nothing of value to society."

Of course not -- when society is so religiously attached to football that not even death can separate them...

"Mr. Will is that rare combination, an elitist snob who knows absolutely nothing. This may explain why nobody has seen him and Barack Obama in the same room at the same time."

Well, there's another reason:  Obama is the current head cheerleader for said National Religion.

"George Will wants to ban football."

He disclaims it.  I believe the evidence is mounting as to why.

"First of all, he is not a football fan troubled by a game he loves. He has never liked football, and therefore has clouded judgment. Like many incredibly boring individuals, Will worships baseball. He is qualified to speak about the sport of the early 19th century. He can wax poetic about Honus Wagner and Mordechai "Three Finger" Brown. He does not know football."

You don't need to know football to know how dangerous it is and tie a string of deaths (as well as religious-conspiracy-level coverups -- Penn State, anyone?) to the sport.

(Oh, and Mr. Mark Emmert, you've now had three evidences that Penn State's "culture of football" will fight you tooth and nail to outlast you.  Kill the damn program, or the NCAA will die.)

In stating that Mr. Will does not know football, Mr. Golub counters:

""Football is entertainment in which the audience is expected to delight in gladiatorial action that a growing portion of the audience knows may cause the players degenerative brain disease."

Wrong. Yes there is excitement when a quarterback gets belted to the ground, but nobody wants to see that quarterback stay down. In fact, the glory of the game is ruined by injuries. The expression in football is that "offense is entertainment, but defense wins championships." Fans want to be entertained. They do not want to see 0-0 ties. They want to see pinball-machine scoring. They celebrate touchdown passes, touchdown receptions, and brilliant touchdown runs."

Which the current concussion-awareness waves will probably enforce.  I predict that at least 12 of the 16 games in Week One of the NFL will go over the posted Vegas number -- in fact, one of the premises I enter this season with is the de facto outlawing of defense as it has been known in the National Football League.

That said, if it were simply that, why did the Arena League fail (and had to be reconstituted)?  The "fifty-yard war", as it was known, is all about pinball-machine scoring.

Because that's not all what people want to see.  They want to see the bone-jarring hits, etc.  And many of the fans DO want to see the other QB stay down.  (Consider how much QB's like Tom Brady and the like are pivotal to Super Bowl championships -- not to the exclusion of other players, but still pivotal...)

So that doesn't work either.  If fans simply wanted to be entertained by scoring, defense would exist solely as a means to create "unforced errors" on the part of opposing offenses.  Actually stopping same would be outlawed.

"Football fans are much more sophisticated than Will could ever possibly understand. Brain damage is caused by helmet-to-helmet hits, which fans dislike. They dislike injuries, and they dislike concussions. They like clean hits from a shoulder to a chest. They stand in silent prayer when a player is injured and cheer loudly when the player gets back up. No true football fan likes injuries."

You're right on that last sentence.  Now, how many "true football fans" exist today, especially in the age of ESPN glorifying Ronnie Lott spearing someone like a missile across the center of the field?

I thought so...  There's your problem.  You assume that a football fan, being a "true football fan", has a conscience.  And therein lies your fatal flaw!

What they, and players, do when you say they do these things is, at best, a social requirement, and at worst disingenuous!  If the football fraternities of fans and players did not want to see injuries like that, they'd have changed the game long before now to, more, resemble the Arena League of old.

They only don't want their team to be injured.  What their team does to the others, the more violent and brutal, the better...

"Mr. Will pretends to truly care about the toll football has on the human body. The real truth is he just has contempt for the game of football. He sees it as a game for the plebeians not erudite enough to read his columns."

And what if he's right?  See the comment I just made...  At best, football fans are doing the right thing only because it's the right thing to do and socially required.  At worst, it's disingenuous.  You don't think a Chicago Bear fan wouldn't like to see someone run over Aaron Rodgers with a truck?

"I was at the NFL Owners meetings this past March. A panel of fans made it clear that what they wanted most was that the integrity of the game be maintained. This meant increasing player safety, since head injuries are often the result of being hit outside the rules of the game."

Unless you were on that panel, I would not say that the "integrity of the game" concerns had to do with player safety -- nor do I think Roger Goddell is interested in either side of that one iota.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Five-Ringed Circus Day 11: Swimmer cheats, and both a medal race and another swimmer heat up...

Cameron van der Burgh needs to return his gold medal now.

The South African has admitted that he took two illegal extra dolphin kicks in his 100m breaststroke victory and world-record.

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Stephanie Rice is back in the news again.

After the sexpot crashed out of the Olympics after all the controversies she's started, she now reveals that one of her training regimens involved...

... a stripper pole.

Men, I'll let you process that one for yourselves.

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While everyone is bemoaning the first medal-less Olympics for the US Boxing Team (Protip:  Boxing has lost most of it's credibility in this country over the last 20 years, and now basically represents occasional PPV and ESPN-filler material!), the Canada-USA women's soccer classic has had more controversy!

Turns out that Melissa Tancredi curb-stomped the head of the USA's Cali Lloyd, without foul, penalty, or red, during the match.

And Canada might be in more trouble:  FIFA's investigating the aftermath of the match, where Tancredi is claimed to have said the following:

"When asked what she said to Pederson after the call [that led to the penalty], she said: “I hope you can sleep tonight and put on your American jersey because that’s who you played for today. I was honest.”"

 I hope Tancredi is ready for a long vacation.  That's at least two sending-off offenses the ref ignored.

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And the medal count has heated up after a couple slow days.

Total:

China 73
USA  70
GBR  48

Gold:

China 34
USA  30
GBR  22

Monday, August 6, 2012

Five-Ringed Circus Day 10 Part 2: Did Canada get jobbed so as to increase the US gold medal count?

I'll try to find a video the IOC will let stick of the foul, but the epic match at Old Trafford between the United States and Canada in the womens' soccer might well win Rig Job of the Day.

Canada was getting the better of the match for almost all of regular time, up 3-2 with about 11 minutes to go.

US was awarded a free kick, and, in the resulting scramble, a penalty kick for handball in the box.

Thank the IOC for me putting this article in, because I have to take the word of a lot of people that the penalty was a dodgy call.

US equalizes, and then wins at the death of extra time, 4-3.

Two more burnt offerings to football's altar...

We lost two more football-affiliated people yesterday to the All-Consuming Holy Obsession With Football.

Fred Matua passed away at 28.  USC officially lists his death as heart-related, but other word says that it was a brain aneurysm. 

And then, Andy Reid's sons continue their odyssey.  Andy's oldest son Garrett is dead.

And to give you what I view as Andy's football-laced attitude with just about everything, here's an ESPN reporter who talked to Reid often:

How's your family? It is a question I ask Andy Reid every time I see him. Friday was no different. For the past two years, the answer has been the same.

"They're good," Reid said, shaking my hand. "How are your kids?"

"Getting bigger," I said.

"That's what they're supposed to do," Reid said.

"That's what they're supposed to do", Andy?

Really??  Does everything have to be broken down in the same terms you would use on a lineman or a linebacker or somesuch?

So I guess, here, that there's no surprise that Garrett Reid finally is dead at Eagles training camp, found dead in a dorm room at 29.  Garrett was an assistant to the strength coaches on the Eagles.

Both of Andy's first two sons have done prison time for drugs, and word is this might have well been drug-related as well.

But the Reid family is so obsessed with football (the other son from prison is with Temple's football team as a coach, and a third son is about to enter college, redshirting at Temple) that no one can see how poorly it appears that Andy's career with the Eagles has imprinted on his sons.

Any wonder, then, why the Eagles were so quick to be the ones to sign Dog-Killer for $100,000,000?  Maybe to the blind sheep....

Five-Ringed Circus, Day 10: The first in-competition drug expulsion finally occurs...

The first athlete to be tossed out of the Games for an in-competition drug test is in.

It's an American.

That, to me, is no surprise.

What is surprising is that it's a judoka -- a person in the judo competition.

Nick Delpopolo tested positive for marijuana after finishing seventh in the 73-kg division last week.

Basically, he says he didn't realize that, before he left for London, he ate something baked with marijuana.

Really, Nick...  Pot brownies?  Really???

Really?????  Can you be that stupid?

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Five-Ringed Circus: Day Nine Someone tries to bottle the marquee event

Rather big day for China, rather light day for the United States.  Hence, China leads the golds and totals with 30 and 61, while the US trails just behind at 28 and 60.

China picked up a key endorsement for the medal table top.   Jemma the Psychic Raccoon, who has become the latest animal-kingdom sports prognosticator, has tipped China to top the medal count.

And with a number of Americans falling short in the Games so far, it's not hard to see that being correct.

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A much more ominous event, though, marred the marquee race on Sunday.

Usain Bolt won his second 100m gold medal, in 9.63 seconds.

Just before the race, however, some idiot in the stands threw a beer bottle near the main medal contenders while they were in the blocks!

Though I can understand Usain Bolt decrying this resulting action, I can't disagree with judo medalist Edith Bosch of the Netherlands, who was in the area, saw the incident, saw who did it, and told her Twitter followers that she beat the guy who did it.

The guy's arrested.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

F-RC: Day 8, Part 2: Why don't we just put them in prisons if the national committee is so upset?

Kim Collins was the flag-bearer for St. Kitts and Nevis, a small group of islands, eight days ago in the Opening Ceremony.

St. Kitts and Nevis probably wants that back now, as their national committee has disqualified and dropped Collins from the 100m mens' race...

... for seeing his wife at his hotel!

Five hours before the preliminaries (which are the fastest ever -- the new track has yielded, for the first time, round 1 times under 10 seconds!), Collins was canned from the Olympic team for a breach of team rules, when he failed to contact his national team for three days while he was seeing his wife (who is also, apparently, his coach!) in the hotel!

Let the facepalms ensue.

Five-Ringed Circus: Day 8 Brits on the cycling track in trouble?

  • Basically, to be fair about it:  For the first time in the London Games, the United States is at the top of the official medal table.  After another big night in the pool, the gold-medal "arms race" is at USA 21 - China 20.  The total is USA 43 - China 42.  That means, out of the approximately 113 events completed as of the end of the first week of medal competition, the two countries locked in the medals race have 41 of the golds.
  • A country who has done very well for themselves in the last several days, largely in rowing and cycling, are the hosts, Great Britain.  In fact, on the official table, they are fourth with 8 gold medals.  (Third is South Korea, with 9.)
  • That might change, though, as, to go along with one cycling disqualification for illegal passing in a team event, Great Britain may well have to tell one of it's cyclists to Just Shut Up.  In this Yahoo! video, comments by gold medalist (at the moment) Philip Hines was set to intentionally crash his bike, forcing a restart in a team event, if the start did not go well.  In fact, this was, apparently, all planned out.  Cycling officials declared it "lost in translation".  More swampland in Topeka, KS, now up for sale, if you believe THAT one!

And yet another reason we must continue to nail Penn State to the wall...

Every time you think it's over, someone has to open their mouth!!

First, we have ESPN, who has decided to give an inside view of just who, when, how and why Penn State is going to be allowed to have a football team.  They gave an inside view of the negotiations which allowed Penn State, with nowhere to stand on, to negotiate away from a four-year Death Penalty.

OR ARE THEY???

The Paterno family has opened up their fat traps again, and have officially written a letter, demanding an appeal as "involved parties" in the situation.

But WAIT A SECOND HERE...

Does this not render the Consent Decree that Penn State's President signed after the above-referenced negotiations null and void?

Could the Paterno family be staking Saint Joseph's reputation against the entire future of the football program, permanently?

Because if that Consent Decree is null and void, only a restraining order (which the Paternos would surely seek, and probably get) will allow the Nittany Lions to play this year.

Friday, August 3, 2012

F-RC, Day 7, Part 2: They need to shut the boxing down right now.

A second decision in the tournament has been reversed.

Errol Spence is the last American left in the tournament, doubly so after a questionable loss to Indian Krishan Vikas.

The AIBA reviewed the fight, which Vikas "won" by decision, and declared that Vikas had committed no fewer than NINE holding fouls, just in the third round!

On top of this, he fouled in the second round by intentionally spitting out his mouthpiece.

If that wasn't a straight DQ, the rules would've had that a minimum of four points deducted, so the AIBA reinstated Spence in the tournament.

Shut down the Olympic boxing.

NOW.

Five-Ringed Circus, Day 7: Costas plays the race card.

So is it any more racist for Bob Costas to make the comment about Gabby Douglas being the first Great African-American Darling by being the first African-American to win the gold in the ladies' gymnastics all around than for Michael Johnson to make the comment about the superiority of Black (of whatever specific heritage) sprinters?

This is what Costas said after Douglas' gold:

"You know, it's a happy measure of how far we've come that it doesn't seem all that remarkable, but still it's noteworthy, Gabby Douglas is, as it happens, the first African-American to win the women's all-around in gymnastics," Costas intoned, his besuited left elbow resting comfortably on the anchor desk. "The barriers have long since been down, but sometimes there can be an imaginary barrier, based on how one might see oneself."

Especially given the Eastern European dominance in the gymnastics girls events (before China took over that mantle of main competitor to the USA), the white girls who would win that gold for the USA (and the team gold as well) would become the country's little darlings.  (Mary Lou Retton, anyone?  Kerri Strug??)

But I re-ask the question again:  What makes Costas so villified to play the card that is reality?  African-Americans are, as a race and culture, better athletes than Caucasian-Americans.  Pretty much without exception.

So why is Costas' mention of the fact that Douglas is the first African-American to win the individual ladies' gymnastics all-around at the Olympics so scorned?

Really...

Thursday, August 2, 2012

F-RC Day 6 Part 3: The USA Basketball Idiocy Goes Tilt on Nigeria, and Coach K is mad about questions of running up the score?

I was witness, live on television today, to a disgraceful act.

I watched, slack-jawed, as the USA Men's Dream Team XX basically told Nigeria's team to go home, scoring a tournament-record 156 points and an 83-point margin of victory.

And then, in the post-game press conference, Coach K, who has to try to control these overpaid nitwits, had the gall to question someone for asking about running up the score?

 "We didn't play LeBron [James] and Kobe [Bryant] in the second half, and with Carmelo shooting like that, we benched him," Krzyzewski said. "We didn't take any fast breaks in the fourth quarter, and we played all zone. You have to take a shot every 24 seconds, and the shots we took happened to be hit."

I saw that game on television.  At some point, a basis of sportsmanship and dignity has to come into play, and if you have to just stop shooting at all, then so be it!

The ONLY case you would have is if FIBA rules are like the rules that got the badminton players thrown out (and now one has quit the sport entirely!), and that you must give your best effort, even when it is a complete embarrassment of riches to the competition!

And another example of ugly American sports bullying and the teachers who support it...

Last night, I posted about the Rick Reilly piece on ESPN.com about the coach in Frisco, TX who sent a tirade-laced e-mail, literally "Go Big, Have a Spine, or Go Home Like the Pussy You Are", to a bunch of parents of eight year-olds thinking of playing Pee-Wee Football.

Well, if the commenter I received is correct, I have received a comment from (apparently) another coach in Frisco, TX, who, by the comment, appears to be at least as big an asshole as the coach referred to in the Reilly article.

(And I hope both coaches read this.)

Let's understand something before I dissect this comment:  The kids involved are EIGHT YEARS OLD.  (Correction:  Entering the third grade, not the second.)

Comment quoted and italicized, response mine...

"At least Coach Miller didn't stoop to your level to use profanity to get a point across when he didn't have something intelligent to say."

Frankly, spewing profanities in his face would probably be about the level of mentality which would do two things:

1) I fear this is probably the way he addresses the kids who he believes have neither the killer instinct or the athletic ability to belong on the football field (and, hence, in your Holy Football State of Texas, really amount to anything as men in many of your communities)

and 2) This probably is about the only way to get through to this idiot how completely asinine, arrogant, and damaging this kind of a stand is.

Again, sir, these boys you are attempting to pound into the ground for the Holy Altar of Football are EIGHT YEARS OLD.  You could literally kill a kid with this kind of an attitude, especially with the kind of training camp you probably would put them through!

But you don't care, sir, because, to you, you need to find out who's going to be a man and which kids are going to be forced to cower in the fetal position to get a menial job once they squeak out a diploma in ten years, right?

"Teaching kids teamwork and work ethic at a young age is what turns older kids into coachable kids at a later age."

So basically we're going to equivocate "work ethic" with three two-hour practices (in pads!) a week, and a schedule around games that not even my HIGH SCHOOL used to do!

You're beating these kids into the ground, sir.  What you are effectively calling more in the name of "work ethic" and "teamwork" is CHILD ABUSE.

How many of these bodies are going to be able to take that pounding (not to mention "Timmy's First Concussion") so that they can start to be groomed (as Reilly notes later) to be the only relevant people in your "Friday Night Lights" communities, right?

Look, bub:  I've seen what happens in the name of football in this country.  We just went through exposing one of the supposed few "good college programs" as a front for pedophilia and child rape.  If this is the public face of what your programs are doing to these 8-year olds, I don't want to know what goes on privately!

What you are trying to form these kids into are machines -- and I would not want to know what those kids are going to do with the kids who don't make it when they go to school together, since people like you probably will view the ones who don't make it as "defective", if not worse!

"The only "ridculousness" about this article at least is the fact that you don't know the whole story and resort to profaninty and obscenities to get your point across when Coach Miller was trying to coach success."

Liar.

He's not trying to coach "success".

In fact, at eight, the only reason scores should be kept is to determine which team gets the ball at any given time in the game.

THESE -- KIDS -- ARE -- EIGHT, SIR!!

EIGHT!!!!

What Coach Miller (and j'accuse on you for the same) is trying to coach is this beatdown mentality that football is instilling on a lot of communities and players.
You're basically making excuses for this guy in a culture where football and concussions (and their related violences) has become an accepted price to pay for our entertainment.

I'd almost accuse your league of having shady characters betting on the games too, but ESPN hasn't gotten around to looking at that like Outside the Lines did in Florida last year.

What he's doing is basically trying to winnow the lessers from the greaters, and that's out of line at eight years old.

"Coach Miller is a great coach and a better Dad....."

You're a liar on at least half that front, and I'd say it to him if I saw him face to face.  If he treats his child like he treats his football, you'd be lying on the whole statement -- and I don't like the chances of being proven wrong on that regard!

A "great coach" is a teacher, a leader, and a man worthy of respect.  You MIGHT, from me, get "leader" from me, but not the other two, based on that disgraceful e-mail.

"and his kid may be reading this since he knows how to "google" something -- so, have a little class and a little respect and know the entire story before you decide to become an expert on something that you most likely know nothing about."

"Most Likely"?  But I'm a little smarter than most of the football-worshipping robot-sheep you get to cater to in Texas or in much of the rest of the country!

In fact, I'll say this openly:  If he's got a son, I hope to Hell he's a good football player, or Coach Miller might be addressing his son in much the same way I address Coach Miller in my previous post (and you as well, here!).

To me, Coach Miller is trying to weed out those who are going to spend the next ten years in your community bullied, abused, and effectively driven out of most meaningful opportunities in favor of "The Few, The Proud, The Football Players".

THAT I have a strong objection to, especially when the kids in question are, again to get the point across, EIGHT YEARS OLD.

"The PERSON "offended" by Coach Miller's email has every right to not want to instill teamwork, hard work and the value of sportsmanship to his son if he likes."

WOW.

So if I don't beat the eight year-olds into the turf to see who gets up and is a man rather than a pussy, I don't teach teamwork, hard work, and sportsmanship...

WOW.

In words which have been used at me many a time:  "You really are an asshole!"

THESE

KIDS

ARE

EIGHT!!!

EIGHT!!!!!!

EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Get it in your head that these kids are still growing, still forming, and would like to have "fun"...  (A foreign concept only mentioned ONCE in that e-mail, sir!)

This lunacy your hero seems to want to instill on his little bullies and preferreds is the reason that seven of the 19 parents quit that team the moment they got the e-mail.

"You, my friend, have no right to put this spin on a story like this the way you did......"

I have as much right to put a "spin" on the story as you have to question that "spin".

"Classless on an entirely different level, and it's people like you that can only be heard by blogging posts like this, who hide behind a computer screen, who will never know the value of what it's like to be taught at an early age what hard work/teamwork/and dedication is......"

Because I didn't get beaten into the ground for Your Holy Altar of Football.

Maybe I didn't play the game, sir, but I had three brothers who did!

At least one was an All-Conference Lineman, so he was at least locally decent!

I watched as that brother came home from the equivalent of your training camps -- 16-17 years old, no less -- puking his guts out because the coach was trying to get him into shape.

I shudder to think what you put those 8-year olds through, sir, in the name that you believe that is the only way you can teach teamwork and dedication.  I doubly shudder to think what the ones who succeed will be doing to the ones who fail over the next ten years as well, with the full encouragement, support, and cover of the community!

Son, you are a first-class Grade-A idiot who is probably as dangerous to the kids who will be put under your charge as Coach Miller is to the kids put under his charge.

And I would say it to your face too, if I weren't the better part of 1000-1500 miles away.  (Unless they arrested me first for trying -- and similar to that has happened before!)

But this is Texas.  Everything's bigger here, right?  Don't Mess With Texas, right??

"and THAT, my friend, yes, even at 8 and 9 years old is what's fun."

You're a threat to those boys.

Period.

F-RC: Day Six, Part II: Why I don't watch weightlifting, boxing's fixed again, and today's Olympic example of ugly Americanism...

I would like to congratulate the Nigerian mens' basketball team for scoring 73 points today.

Too bad they were playing the United States, who scored an absurd ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX POINTS to win by EIGHTY-THREE.

Throw out the NBA players and get me a real basketball tournament.

According to the NBA's Twitter account, this is an Olympic record, by nearly 20 points!  They had more three-point attempts through three quarters than shots inside the arc.

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Kevin Iole of Yahoo! Sports has called for an end to Olympic boxing after the latest scandals.  (Don't we go through this every Olympics?)

Iole reports that there was a BBC article from last September in which Azerbaijan was promised two boxing gold medals at these Games in exchange for a $10,000,000 loan to the boxing body AIBA, which governs amateur boxing.

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And, in the Not For the Squeamish Department...

Weightlifting.  Injury.  Here's the article.  No further comment.