- In today's "Fuck Florida" Department: A 19-year-old idiot lay in wait behind a pole and, seeing a 59-year-old man coming out of a Fort Lauderdale hotel, charged him at full speed yesterday, knocking him down and causing head injuries.
- What makes this newsworthy: The 59-year-old is Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen. The band did a double-headliner on Sunday with Motley Crue.
- Seven counts against a person (he attacked a second person as well), and who knows how many more counts after the damage he waylaid on a parking garage where he was eventually arrested.
- With all that, the shithead made bail on Tuesday.
- One long national nightmare is over: Michael Jordan is in negotiations to sell his stake in the Charlotte Hornets.
- New Mexico State is rewriting the book on athletics to try to save the program. New curfews and other rules are being written across the board.
- It already looks like the next NBA game Lonzo Ball may play might be in the 2024-25 season. Two knee surgeries have apparently failed.
- Keith Olbermann is getting eviscerated in some circles for calling for the abolishment of the World Baseball Classic after the Edwin Diaz and Freddie Freeman injuries -- saying the whole point is gone when players can play for where their grandparents had sex. OK, Keith... THAT is a little bit far.
The truth is not what actually happened. It's what you can ENFORCE happened. It's ALL enforcement.
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